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Denver Broncos Head Coach Josh McDaniels addressed the media before practice Thursday to discuss the situation with Elvis Dumervil. Robert Ayers, Champ Bailey, Mario Haggan, LenDale White, Jarvis Moss, Jamal Williams, and Tim Tebow talked after practice. Their quotes below.

We didn’t see the event take place, but Lindsay Jones of the Denver Post just tweeted that Elvis Dumervil left practice Wednesday afternoon, walking to the locker room with the head trainer while holding his right arm tight to his chest. Needless to say, losing Doom for any significant period of time would be a […]

Head Coach Josh McDaniels, cornerback Perrish Cox, wide receiver Matthew Willis, and others address the media after training camp practice Wednesday morning. Transcripts after the jump.

How bad is the Denver Broncos current situation at running back? I’m not sure, but you be the judge based on the fact that the Broncos are bringing in former Washington Redskins running back Ladell Betts tomorrow, according to NFL Network’s Jason La Canfora. KDVR Fox 31’s Josina Anderson is citing sources close to the […]

Josh McDaniels, Perrish Cox, Toney Baker, Renaldo Hill, Brian Dawkins, and Justin Bannan address the media after Tuesday a.m. practice. HEAD COACH JOSH McDANIELS On if he saw any improvements today “Maybe on one side. You know, again, we started well. I thought the offense finished well on the two-minute drive. You know, there were […]

  The Denver Broncos dodged a bullet Sunday morning. Make that two bullets. MRI’s to running backs Knowshon Moreno and Correll Buckhalter revealed no significant structural damage to either player, and both will be out less than one month, the Denver Post reports. Moreno is expected to miss three weeks with a hamstring injury while […]

As the drizzly PM practice begins absent are the Denver Broncos running back tandem Knowshon Moreno and Correll Buckhalter. Also absent are D.J. Williams, Chris Baker and Russ Hochstein. More on that in a bit. It’s a bit troubling that the Broncos saw their season flash before their eyes a bit when Moreno was ‘carted […]

Morsels of deep-fried football quoteables, dipping sauce not required. HEAD COACH JOSH McDANIELS Opening Statement “It was good to get off to an energetic start. It was a great atmosphere – the fans certainly make it fun to go out there and work and I think the players enjoyed it, but the effort is certainly […]

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