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Published on 05/26/2011 at Thu May 26 06:07.
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Heroic Haiku: Hines the dancer

Posted Thu May 26th by

Hines Ward

Here we go again, another haiku for you.

This week’s topic? Hines Ward wins Dancing with the Stars.

I know… the lock out sucks.

Like always, I’ll take the first crack at it.

Steeler or dancer?
Football’s dirtiest player?
Do not break my jaw.

Think you can beat that? Try it after the jump.

The No Favre Watch winner is…

Mike Birtwistle

He Retired Again,
He Retired Again, Again
He Retired Again.

Congratulations haiku hero, you earned it.

  • http://thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com Mike Birtwistle

    Create-a-Caption?
    Or an heroic haiku?
    BroncoTalk confused

  • MrEast

    Hahahaha, wow. I should never write an article without coffee ever again, ever.

  • http://thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com Mike Birtwistle

    no one should ever do anything until after coffee

  • areferee

    Haiku or Caption…
    Hines is getting some action…
    He's bound for traction !

  • areferee

    Ward is a weenie…
    Not sharing a bikini…
    Refs gotta “dance” too!

  • areferee

    “Dance”, Mr. Steeler…
    After, you'll need a healer…
    Eight is too many!

  • areferee

    A Bronco he's not…
    But beautiful Babes he's got…
    Watch Denver “FOX”-trot!

  • TD30isMVP

    It's Hines with hot chicks
    It's Hines with really hot chicks
    It's Hines with hot chicks

  • stuckinraiderland

    They asked him to “Hold
    Me Closer Hinesy Dancer!”
    He gladly obliged

  • stuckinraiderland

    I'm so sorry for that. 

  • Gbrider61

    black and yellow…
    black and yellow…
    8 babes you lucky fellow…

  • stuckinraiderland

    Okay, my Elton John pun was bad, but at haiku needs to be 5-7-5, my friend.

  • TD30isMVP

    Don't say BALLS or SCHLONG
    You will not win the contest
    BALLS and SCHLONG are bad

  • TheTroglodyte

    lmao

  • TheTroglodyte

    Hines Ward is a pimp
    But after all that action
    his #!@$ will be limp

  • areferee

    BALLS and SCHLONG four five…
    One two I said BALLS and SCHLONG…
    Schlong two BALLS and three!

  • areferee

    word!

  • areferee

    Mister East needs “Joe”…
    W  i  t  h  o  u  t   i  t   h  i  s   b  r  a  i  n   i  s   s  l  o  o  o  w…
    butcaffeineisquick

  • TD30isMVP

    b..a..l..l..s
    S..c..h..l..o..n..g
    B..a..l..l..s

  • areferee

    5:7:5 dot…
    TD30 is red hot…
    B n S we got!

  • stuckinraiderland

    Trog, TD30
    Aref and stuckinradier
    amusing ourselves

  • Sirfiver

    Now football Haikus?
    What's this season coming to?
    it's ridiculous!

  • Broncos222

    Move over Emmit,
    NFL's new twinkle toes
    Hines Ward the dancer

  • eyeh8f8

    Big Ben be jealous
    Has to use force to get this
    While Hines has mad skills

  • crazykid

    hahaha

  • TD30isMVP

    Both sides are entrenched
    Legal wars are now the game
    Fans are forgotten

  • areferee

    1-2-3-4-5…
    Cut out all this legal jive…
    It's time to man up!

  • areferee

    Is it just me, or does Broncos' DC Dennis Allen look like Ben Afleck?

    http://www.denverbroncos.com/

    My condolences to Coach Allen.

  • Paradisimo

    Hines Dancing with stars,
    is the best that we have got,
    this offseason sucks!

  • The Mascot Army

    When Tebow dances
    Their ratings will skyrocket
    They'll ask, “Who is Hines?”

  • The Mascot Army

    When Tebow dances
    Their ratings will skyrocket
    They'll ask, “Who is Hines?”