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Published on 05/12/2011 at Thu May 12 05:44.
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Heroic Haiku: No Favre Watch

Posted Thu May 12th by

Herm Edwards and Brett Favre (Getty Images)

Herm Edwards and Brett Favre (Getty Images)

Here we go again, another haiku for you. This week has two winners in two special categories.

This week’s topic? The joy that is the end of Favre Watch.

Like always, I’ll take the first crack at it.

After four years of
The indecisive Brett Favre
It is now over

Think you can beat that? Try it after the jump.

Special witty, freestyle, and American spirited props goes out to…

areferee

Good ol’ bin Laden…
Thought the Seals had forgotten…
‘sted he bin shotten

The Von Miller-centric winner is…

ETL

Texas A and M
Put him on his back again
Cry Philip Rivers

Congratulations new haiku hero, you earned it.

  • http://thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com Mike Birtwistle

    He Retired Again,
    He Retired Again, Again
    He Retired Again.

  • LivingBeyondMyMeans

    It wasn't me
    I'm bigger than that
    What about you?

  • MrEast

    Absolutely awesome, but re-tire-ed is three syllables. Try taking the “He” out at the beginning of each line and it fits.

  • http://thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com Mike Birtwistle

    was having this same discussion with the people in my office so we went to:
    http://www.howmanysyllables.co…

  • MrEast

    Yeah, I corrected myself. I was without coffee so my hand-clapping was off.

  • Kawike

    Glad he is not back
    Too many tours of duty
    Go take a nap favre

  • monto

    Brett Farve the unsure
    Twice back from retirement
    Past it now, go home

  • TD30ismvp

    My wife soon is gone
    want a picture of my schlong?
    Stayed in league too long

  • areferee

    Packer, Jet, Viking…
    No longer to our liking…
    Balls are for spiking!

  • areferee

    LOL! You da man BirtyBoy!

  • MrEast

    Wow, we got some competition already!

  • Paradisimo

    So soon you forget,
    Amongst all of my sexting,
    Pills are my first love

  • TheTroglodyte

    Something in my pants
    Hear mobile ring take a chance
    Common, see my dong

  • TD30isMVP

    Today on the Poet's Corner we review the technical challenges in a rhyming Haiku better known as the Haimerick or Limmku shown here with Areferee and TD's brilliant offerings.  Both equally enjoyable read in a Japanese or Irish accent…

  • areferee

    Thanks for the nod.  I didn't realize me wee Irish accent was comin' through!  Go raibh maith agat as na smaointe chineál! – O'referee

  • TD30isMVP

    tá fáilte romhat

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