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Published on 04/12/2011 at Tue Apr 12 06:56.
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Heroic Haiku: Elvis Dumervil

Posted Tue Apr 12th by

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler watches his pass as Denver Broncos linebacker Elvis Dumervil takes him down during the first quarter at Invesco Field at Mile High in Denver on August 30, 2009. Denver meets Chicago for the first time since trading away quarterback Jay Cutler. UPI/Gary C. Caskey

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler watches his pass as Denver Broncos linebacker Elvis Dumervil takes him down during the first quarter at Invesco Field at Mile High in Denver on August 30, 2009. Denver meets Chicago for the first time since trading away quarterback Jay Cutler. UPI/Gary C. Caskey

I have to give it to you guys, last week’s competition was fierce and extremely hard to pick from. Nonetheless, a the first Haiku Hero has emerged. To figure out who that is you’ll have to read it after the jump.

This week’s topic? Elvis Dumervil. Like before, I’ll take the first crack at it.

Elvis Dumervil
Seventeen QB take-downs
Will happen again

Think you can beat that? Try it after the jump.

It was extremely hard for me to decide, you all fought valiantly in a terrific showcase of your wit. However, there had to be one winner…

Last Week’s Haiku Hero

mikebirty

Draft I was doubtful
Forty yard run ‘gainst Raiders
Tebow converts me

Congratulations birty, you are the first Haiku Hero. I’m currently working on the Heroic Hall of Haiku, or as I like to call it, the Triple-H, but it will be up soon.

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    Here comes the Doom.
    Ninety-Two looms and
    He'll get you soon.

  • gavmorr

    You are luck Jay
    That I even let you live
    After what you pulled

  • gavmorr

    You are lucky Jay
    That I even let you live
    After what you pulled

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Remember the syllabic structure is 5-7-5

  • Guest

    Typically. It doesn't have to be, though.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H…

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    “Former quarterback
    I once called you friend, leader
    Now, I say, eat turf.”

  • flbronc

    not a haiku, but that picture is friggin awesome.

  • monto

    Short man but long arms
    Ninety-two: The QB's fall
    Take-down king returns

  • areferee

    5-7-5 eh? OK

    Doom is a bad-ass…
    Kyle Orton can only pass…
    1-2-3-4-PUNT!

  • areferee

    East wants parables…
    Can't count these frikkin' syllables…
    I am 3-4-DONE

    (Damn, I'm one over!)

  • Raider_Hater!

    Elvis Dumervil
    Is one of the best players
    In the NFL

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Not a haiku but
    That picture's friggin awesome
    /haiku'd FTW

  • Hansen

    Someone block this guy
    I'm not a spinner says Jay
    Doom drops the hammer

  • Gradishar53

    Draft me in round 4
    My chip is your broken play
    Doom chews up QBs

  • TheTroglodyte

    Cutler's a bitch
    Sitting on Elvis' shhhhhhhh
    Mr. Pouty Face

  • Vanillajmilla

    They may call you Doom
    In 2011,
    I say Champion

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    “Former quarterback
    I once called you friend, leader
    Now, I say, eat turf.”

  • flbronc

    not a haiku, but that picture is friggin awesome.

  • monto

    Short man but long arms
    Ninety-two: The QB's fall
    Take-down king returns

  • areferee

    5-7-5 eh? OK

    Doom is a bad-ass…
    Kyle Orton can only pass…
    1-2-3-4-PUNT!

  • areferee

    East wants parables…
    Can't count these frikkin' syllables…
    I am 3-4-DONE

    (Damn, I'm one over!)

  • Raider_Hater!

    Elvis Dumervil
    Is one of the best players
    In the NFL

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Not a haiku but
    That picture's friggin awesome
    /haiku'd FTW

  • Hansen

    Someone block this guy
    I'm not a spinner says Jay
    Doom drops the hammer

  • Gradishar53

    Draft me in round 4
    My chip is your broken play
    Doom chews up QBs

  • TheTroglodyte

    Cutler's a bitch
    Sitting on Elvis' shhhhhhhh
    Mr. Pouty Face

  • Vanillajmilla

    They may call you Doom
    In 2011,
    I say Champion

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