Heroic Haiku: Elvis Dumervil

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler watches his pass as Denver Broncos linebacker Elvis Dumervil takes him down during the first quarter at Invesco Field at Mile High in Denver on August 30, 2009. Denver meets Chicago for the first time since trading away quarterback Jay Cutler. UPI/Gary C. Caskey

I have to give it to you guys, last week’s competition was fierce and extremely hard to pick from. Nonetheless, a the first Haiku Hero has emerged. To figure out who that is you’ll have to read it after the jump.

This week’s topic? Elvis Dumervil. Like before, I’ll take the first crack at it.

Elvis Dumervil
Seventeen QB take-downs
Will happen again

Think you can beat that? Try it after the jump.

It was extremely hard for me to decide, you all fought valiantly in a terrific showcase of your wit. However, there had to be one winner…

Last Week’s Haiku Hero

mikebirty

Draft I was doubtful
Forty yard run ‘gainst Raiders
Tebow converts me

Congratulations birty, you are the first Haiku Hero. I’m currently working on the Heroic Hall of Haiku, or as I like to call it, the Triple-H, but it will be up soon.