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Published on 03/14/2011 at Mon Mar 14 07:07.
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Create-a-Caption: The upcoming season

Posted Mon Mar 14th by

lockout

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments and your winners from last time after the jump.

Champ Bailey John Lynch

Winner: dogheadbrew –  “a preview of 2011 sportscasting:

SC1: Well, Bill, I know it’s just after opening roll call and we haven’t even gotten to the doughnut break, but what do you think of tonight’s impasse game?

SC2: Jim, it’s obvious that we are going to get some great brow furrowing action tonight. The real test will be to see if the DeMaurice Smiths can can impose that dominant jutted jowl game before the pensive hand wringing of the Goodells from Roger can take effect.

SC1: Excellent insight Bill, thank you. Now let’s send you down to our third team member tonight, Side Bar reporter Julianna…“

Runner up: areferee – “Bless us, oh Lord, for these, Thy gifts, which we are about to divide…”

Second runner up: Tdbrigade – “Maybe if I looked like a pug, more people will side with the players.’“

  • http://twitter.com/GreasyQtip Mike Faix

    In related news, Nnamdi Asomugha trade stock rose an astounding 51.70 points.

  • mikebirty

    So here's the plan, if the players remain on strike….

    Owner Bowl I.

    The opening weekend will be Bowlen vs Davies and Glazer vs the 111,921 Green Bay Stockholders

  • areferee

    Coming up next…the NFL announces its new Fall schedule:

    “Football: Fond Memories from the Past”,

    “The 2011 Draft: All Dressed Up and No Place to Go”, and

    “NFL Cheerleaders: A Study in Silicon”.

  • Paradisimo

    I apologize for the graphic behind me. Obviously the players and owners have not met in the middle.

  • Danno

    Define irony…Owners and players can't figure out how to split $9 billion while the most loyal fans in the country are the reason they have $9 billion to split in the first place also while too many of us are having trouble finding/keeping a job where we earn living wage. Where in the hell is our seat at the collective bargaining table!?

  • stuckinraiderland

    Negative 10,000 points for bitching and moaning in the otherwise fun “Create-a-Caption” section. Foul up other comment sections with the off-topic stuff, but please leave my favorite posts alone.

  • stuckinraiderland

    There's nothing wrong with your TV, folks… yes, those helmets are actually drawn to scale. What's really impressive is that they manage to fit those massive heads of theirs all the way up their asses!

  • stuckinraiderland

    And we have an early leader…

  • dogheadbrew

    If you think this is impressive folks, just wait until we use our psuedo-hologram technology for psuedo-draft day. Eat your heart out ESPN “interactive” draft board!

  • dogheadbrew

    If you think this is impressive folks, just wait until we use our psuedo-hologram technology for psuedo-draft day. Eat your heart out ESPN “interactive” draft board!