Create-a-Caption: Cry me a Rivers

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel (7) shakes hands with San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers (17) after an NFL football game Monday, Sept. 13, 2010, in Kansas City, Mo. The Chiefs won the game 21-14. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)

If you’re new to BroncoTalk, this is a weekly segment where we let you, the commenter, flex your comedy muscles by captioning the photo above. Previous winners are announced after the jump. No, there is no prize. Yes, we accept bribes. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

"See, all the other quarterbacks place their hands on your backside too!"

Winner: Jon

Runners-Up:

Orton: “Now you see, you’ve got to stop them before they come through right there.”
Walton: “Coach wants me to let them hit you.” – kd

“It works a lot better if you snap the ball in front of me.” – Ernie Krauth

Orton: “Whatever you do, don’t step on that yard marker. It’s cursed. You’ll get injured for sure. Spread the word.”
Walton: “Huh?” – Kyle