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Published on 08/10/2010 at Tue Aug 10 10:30.
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Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton (8) talks with rookie lineman J.D. Walton (50) from Baylor during NFL football training camp at Broncos headquarters in Englewood, Colo., Monday, Aug. 2, 2010. (AP Photo/Jack Dempsey)

Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton (8) points for rookie lineman J.D. Walton (50) from Baylor during NFL football training camp at Broncos headquarters in Englewood, Colo., Monday, Aug. 2, 2010. (AP Photo/Jack Dempsey)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Last week’s winner after the jump.

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By Igner Ant

  • coskibum

    McDonald's drive through is that way

  • Ernie Krauth

    It works a lot better if you snap the ball infront of me.

  • MrEast

    Walton: “Who's getting injured next?”

  • http://twitter.com/303MP Mandarella

    “Keep working on it, and you could show your mid drift too in no time. I'm working to get mine has hot as Quinns over there.”

  • Scottey

    Okay, Okay, if you go farther than that spot I can't throw it to you. You have to stay within 15 yards!

  • Johnny Leatherhead

    You put your left arm in, you take your left arm out…No, I said left!

  • Leather Head

    Check out the size of that dog turd!!!

  • areferee

    Get over there and get your hair cut! ROOKIE!

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com/ Jon

    See, all the other quarterbacks place their hands on your backside too!

  • crazykid

    J.D. Walton and Kyle Orton stand together while rehearsing their own version of the “Super Bowl Shuffle”.

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    “That brings a whole new meaning to snap, crackle, pop.”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    And if you look really close in those bushes, you can see Philip Rivers, spying on us.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Whatever you do, don't step on that yard marker. It's cursed. You'll get injured for sure. Spread the word.

  • Gary_in_SD

    No JD, that line you see on TV is not really there. Just go plant your butt right over there and try this time to “imagine” where it is at!

  • TheTroglodyte

    Naw man don't even sweat it, there not that big. See that guy right there though, now that guy has moobs!

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Someone tweeted this one, thought it was worth including:

    That there is a goal line. Some old timers say when you cross it you get six points. Josh prefers kicking FGs from the forty. (@mike_913)

  • GefilteFishy

    Stay away from that area. I farted there.

  • linmoo

    Orton: “Ok JD, if you close your eyes real hard, you can just imagine that Ryan Clady is at Left Tackle.”

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  • ryan K.

    Walton: “You want to shave Tebow Where???”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    No, JD! (points) The JUGZ machine, not the hugs machine!

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  • Igner Ant

    Orton: “Look, if I can touch the defender with the tip of my finger, it just doesn't count as a 'pocket.' I don't care what you call it.”

  • Igner Ant

    I believe we may have a winner, people.

  • Kadeconger93

    Orton-“see what your gonna wanna do here , you put your hand in the grass here, one hand on the ball.” “then im gonna put my hands here. . like this. . . Walton- “Say What?!?!”

  • http://twitter.com/sodahawk kd

    Orton: “Now you see, you've got to stop them before they come through right there.”
    Walton: “Coach wants me to let them hit you.”

  • herc_rock

    This can not win.

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    awesome!

  • dogheadbrew

    To riff on a theme:

    “Now that they are allowing rookies in, the injury location pool is really heating up.”

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  • mikebirty

    Geez, I asked the coaches to get me a J.D. I wasn't expecting you.

  • Estes2SD

    Orton's poor atempt at teaching sexual education.

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  • Matt

    hey look at eddie royals small balls

  • Geaki

    Look, that's the guy who will be the starring quaterback before the season is over. darn that Tebow!

  • Geaki

    He said starring instead of starting…lol

  • Geaki

    Look, that's the guy who will be the starring quaterback before the season is over. darn that Tebow!

  • Geaki

    He said starring instead of starting…lol