Denver Broncos blog, news and rumors


FB

[hype it up!]
[Share with Yardbarker]

Published on 08/18/2009 at Tue Aug 18 14:38.
Tagged: ,,,,.



Create-a-Caption – Now with Fabulous Prizes!

Posted Tue Aug 18th by

Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton (8) calls the play at the line of scrimmage against the San Francisco 49ers in the second quarter during their NFL preseason football game in San Francisco, Calif., Friday, Aug. 14, 2009. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton (8) calls the play at the line of scrimmage against the San Francisco 49ers in the second quarter during their NFL preseason football game in San Francisco, Calif., Friday, Aug. 14, 2009. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

That’s right, BT reader, the winner of each weekly Create-a-Caption now gets a prize! It’s like eating cereal, only better. We’ve got 21 Denver Broncos keychains to give out, courtesy of our friends at WholesaleKeychain.com, and so starting now through the end of the regular season we’ll give one out to each winner each week. Sweet, no?

Misc. Rules: Enter as many captions as you like. If your humor can’t be contained and you win more than once, the prize will be given to a runner-up – more keychains for all! We also might throw in some non-prize create-a-caption posts from time to time, but those will be clearly marked as such.

With that said, Kyle Orton there is just begging for your wittiest, most cleverest caption in the comments. Last week’s winner (sorry, keychain prizes start for this week’s winner) after the jump!

 
Denver Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels, left, confers with offesnive line coach Rick Dennison before drills during NFL football training camp at the team's headquarters in Englewood, Colo., on Friday, Aug. 7, 2009. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Three twirls to the left with the whistle… and three right while reading the roster… five left while randomly assigning injuries… two right… pause… four quick right AND slap one back left…and dismount! TA-DA!
Now you try… - DHB
(AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

RUNNERS UP

Estes2SD – McD “See this hand”
Rick “Steady as a rock”
McD “Yeah… But this is my shooting hand”

Mr. East – McDaniels: “I’m hip, I’m with it. **Does Macarina**. Come on, give your freakin head coach a hug.

Big V – “Oh Snap!!! who picked the music selection today? I Love this song.. and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and Heeeeey Macarena Ahight!!!! Come on Rick its easy..”

Boisebroncoguy – Come on, let’s play that “slap your hands” game again.

← 
Newer Comments  →
  • scottey

    Okay, must throw to other team! Must make mistake to make coach look good during the regular season. Man I hope I can remember to NOT do this during the regular season!

  • soxbigdog

    Orton “Man.. even when I plug the ear holes I can still here them tell me I suck”

    Buckhalter “The Eagles have McNabb and Vick, and I get to play with this guy?”

  • TD30ismvp

    Uuhh…think, think, think…red jersy’s are bad…but they are so wide open…the voices, I can’t stop the voices!

  • Linmoo

    La-La-La….I can’t hear your boos….La-La-La

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Now if I can just channel the spirits of Steve Deberg, Brian Griese, Norris Weese, and other Bronco legends, I should be ok.

  • Linmoo

    Kyle Orton prepares for his career bomb to finally explode.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Does this helmet make me look fat?

  • Conkerz

    “Is this thing on? I need someone to tell me what color our jerseys are!!!”

  • Boisebroncoguy

    I keep scratching, but it still itches!

  • http://Raji mauibroncofan

    Maybe this will shut out the boos this season

  • Boisebroncoguy

    I am getting a vision of a guy in Boise who needs a keychain.

  • Jason

    Orton: “Coach has lost his freakin’ mind leaving me out here like this!”
    OR

    Orton: “Did I just hear a ‘boo’?

    *does not express my personal views!

  • Jon Krause

    Orton: “Down, set, this play is crazy crap!”

  • Jon Krause

    “Hey ‘D’, Simon says touch your head!”

  • Jon Krause

    “Down-one-touch-those toes! Down-two-hold-your-head!”
    — Aerobics with Denver QB Kyle Orton.

  • MIAbronco

    Buckhalter: “crazy ass white people”

  • Clogs

    Psych premiers tonight! man I love that Shawn guy

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    I’m not sure if Clogs is a new commenter submitting an off-beat caption or a USA Network spam-bot.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    When Coach says football is 10% physical, 100% mental, I take it seriously!

  • DHB

    Buckhalter: “Casey! Just snap the ball! This is as good as it’s gonna get!”

    or

    Orton: “Hut One!..insert ear plugs…Hut Two!..close eyes…Hut Three… oh gawd…HIKE!!”

  • Big V

    ” I have replaced your entire Defense with FRUIT by the FOOT… That would be end game my friends”

  • Big V

    Orton: “GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!!GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!THE VOICES WONT STOP!!!”
    Buckhalter: Yo Kyle ! Thats the Coach giving you the play!!

  • Jon Krause

    KO: “Hey guys, guys, no homo, but do I look sexy?”

  • Jon Krause

    Buckhalter: “Dude he is so wacked.”
    Orton: “Uh-dee-dum-dum, come to me, crap, what was the snap-count!?”

  • Davis

    Orton Hears A Boo? Not if I plug my ears!

  • CompUser

    Orton: Can someone call a time out? My fingers are stuck!

  • Jon Krause

    KO: “Look into my eyes! Now, do I look like the kind of guy you’d wanna smash into the turf?”

    *KB: I really doubt the ‘look into my eyes’ line is gonna really help him*

  • Jon Krause

    Casey: You about ready?
    Orton: Dang it, hold on guys, I forgot to strap my helmet!”

  • roshon2411

    McDaniels punishment for throwing interceptions? Getting Benched? Nope, it’s taking a snap to the man region!

  • Linmoo

    Jay, here’s what you do when Urlacher calls you a pussy!

  • Kayce

    “Vizualize not sucking.”

  • Fresbronco

    Buckhalter: “Dammit Kyle! For the last time, NO, Simms did not put one of those bugs from Star Trek in your helmet.”

    KO: “…I swear I can feel one…”

  • http://BroncoTalk.net Mr.East

    Orton:”Hey headset guy… you don’t sound like Lovie Smith… Where the hell am I? I’m on the Niners that’s right!”

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Josh Temple

    “Chris, you played for Texas? Cows look like this, with the floppy ears, dur hur hur.”

  • soxbigdog

    Crowd: “Booooo… you suck !”

    Orton: “La, La, La, I can’t hear you, La, La, La”

  • Andpark

    Orton_
    “wait throw it right to Dre Bly? That doesn’t seem right but sure, you’re the head coach.”

  • gwoods

    Kyle: “uhhhhh….oh yeah (singing) HEAD, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES”

    Buckhalter: “what the HELL are you doing??”

  • broncobobmeridian

    Orton- I cant take it any more….I cant stop thinking about those delicous garlic fries they serve here!

  • broncobobmeridian

    Orton checking to make sure helmet is still on after Coach McD told him to pull his head out of his ass!

  • http://twitter.com/ds Dave Simon

    “My neckbeard used to go up this high on both sides. Seriously.”

  • DB

    Next time i throw an INT. my 9mm will be pointing riiight here.

  • Larry

    Head and shoulders knees and toes-knees and toes..Kyle snap out of it the NFL record for picks in a preseason game is 4 before halftime…

  • broncogeoff81

    McD (through headset) – “He’ll be open, I promise!”

    KO – “Coach, Dre’ Bly doesn’t play for us anymore…”

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    Save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico.

  • bronconinja

    Blue 44.. No Blue 22… No wait Blue 44.. dang it!! Coach I cant remember how many blue crayons its gonna take to color my new helmet!

  • bronconinja

    Dear god make me a bird.
    So I can fly far… far far away from hear.

    (Forrest Gump)

  • bronconinja

    1 little 2 little 3 little niners
    4 little 5 little 6 little niners
    7 little 8 little 9 little niners

    Which 1 should I throw the ball too!!!

  • Tom9798

    Orton uses the Vulcan Mind-Meld!

  • Tom9798

    “Hear No Evil!”

  • jibbons

    “No, seriously, they grabbed the rookie and shaved his head,… but only down to here,… so now we say his initials really stand for Terry Bradshaw.”

←  
Newer Comments  →