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Published on 08/18/2009 at Tue Aug 18 14:38.
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Create-a-Caption – Now with Fabulous Prizes!

Posted Tue Aug 18th by

Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton (8) calls the play at the line of scrimmage against the San Francisco 49ers in the second quarter during their NFL preseason football game in San Francisco, Calif., Friday, Aug. 14, 2009. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton (8) calls the play at the line of scrimmage against the San Francisco 49ers in the second quarter during their NFL preseason football game in San Francisco, Calif., Friday, Aug. 14, 2009. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

That’s right, BT reader, the winner of each weekly Create-a-Caption now gets a prize! It’s like eating cereal, only better. We’ve got 21 Denver Broncos keychains to give out, courtesy of our friends at WholesaleKeychain.com, and so starting now through the end of the regular season we’ll give one out to each winner each week. Sweet, no?

Misc. Rules: Enter as many captions as you like. If your humor can’t be contained and you win more than once, the prize will be given to a runner-up – more keychains for all! We also might throw in some non-prize create-a-caption posts from time to time, but those will be clearly marked as such.

With that said, Kyle Orton there is just begging for your wittiest, most cleverest caption in the comments. Last week’s winner (sorry, keychain prizes start for this week’s winner) after the jump!

 
Denver Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels, left, confers with offesnive line coach Rick Dennison before drills during NFL football training camp at the team's headquarters in Englewood, Colo., on Friday, Aug. 7, 2009. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Three twirls to the left with the whistle… and three right while reading the roster… five left while randomly assigning injuries… two right… pause… four quick right AND slap one back left…and dismount! TA-DA!
Now you try… - DHB
(AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

RUNNERS UP

Estes2SD – McD “See this hand”
Rick “Steady as a rock”
McD “Yeah… But this is my shooting hand”

Mr. East – McDaniels: “I’m hip, I’m with it. **Does Macarina**. Come on, give your freakin head coach a hug.

Big V – “Oh Snap!!! who picked the music selection today? I Love this song.. and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and Heeeeey Macarena Ahight!!!! Come on Rick its easy..”

Boisebroncoguy – Come on, let’s play that “slap your hands” game again.

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  • Paul W.

    Orton: Maybe if I focus hard enough I can teleport the ball into the endzone because that is the only way the ball is going to get there!

  • Paul W.

    Orton: I knew I should have fought this trade…these fans are brutal in Denver! I mean look at me..no really LOOK at me I am not Jay Cutler! Oh what do I do….oh crap maybe if I focus really hard I will disappear like that guy in the Jumper movie I saw!

  • Paul W.

    Orton: I knew I should have fought this trade…these fans are brutal in Denver! I mean look at me..no really LOOK at me I am not Jay Cutler! Oh what do I do….oh crap maybe if I focus really hard I will disappear like that guy in the Jumper movie I saw!!!

  • Paul W.

    Orton: eeewwwwwwww that tickles! Buck you sure these Trojan Butterflies for her go on your ears.

  • Paul W.

    Orton: HAHA look Buck I am giving myself two wet willies and you said it couldn’t be done!

  • Paul W.

    Orton: HAHAHA….look Buck I am giving myself two wet willies before the snap and you said it couldn’t be done!

  • Big V

    Orton: “Im sorry its kinda hard to hear. Yes, I’ll Take 1 large with pepperoni ”

    Buckhalter: “Dude i know the line is giving you all kinds of time back here but dont you think you could wait til after this series to order dinner?”

  • Texasbronco

    I said split left you dumb ass

  • Jon Krause

    “How do you say in sing language: ‘Please don’t kill me.’?

  • Jon Krause

    Kyle Orton: A picture of a slap-happy QB.

  • Jon Krause

    “Look, I have marks on my helmet from the last time, would you settle down for goodness sakes! Geesh!”

  • Jon Krause

    *left finger: Dink-dink
    *right finger: Ponk-ponk
    “Hey guys, do you ever realize that either side of your helmet sounds different!?”

  • Jon Krause

    *McDaniels in helmet: “Simon says look left then right. Simon says open your mouth… touch your head!” “Ahahahehe I got you!”

    Orton: “Wait, huh did I win? Do I still have to touch my head?”

  • Jon Krause

    *Thinking*
    Get your head in the game- the game! No she’s not the game! Come’on, football… head in the game in the game!

    *Buckhalter*
    Man when he see’s a dame he can’t do anything.

    Orton: She’s so hot — NO! I can’t hear me! I CAN’T HEAR ME! Football, focus! Aaah yeah, dude am I in love? NO! I’m not listening to me, can’t hear you, okay I’m focused. Wait what was I doing?

  • Jon Krause

    As Kyle Orton calls an audible at the line, he rolls his eyes as in his head comes the voice of McDaniles (who does not realize Orton can hear him) as Josh states: ‘Wait, I’m the new coach, Marshall is bad PR, Culter is a cry-baby, who need’s a good QB Coach? Do we have enough backs? We shoulda probably drafted another, do we still have that guy that sounds like Tore Rain? No, no we dropped him, did we drop Marsh? No, no not yet. Wait is Orton #8? Oh yeah okay, wow he’s crap. My word this HC thing is a pain, three strikes and he’s out, we got Simms, but I’d better tell the press we’ll stick with Horton cuz I traded for him. Oh crap! Orton did you hear all that!??’

  • Jon Krause

    i kinda want a key chain! LOL

  • Jon Krause

    Orton wonders in his midget knee pads, and awkward thigh pads if touching his helmet mimicking a smart QB calling an audible if he looks any less dorky?

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    Singing:

    “watch yourself….show me what you got… watch yourself…”

  • bw53

    HEAR NO EVIL

    Because I’m gonna kick some ass!

  • TD30ismvp

    Orton: Stupid Chinese finger traps I can’t get my fingers out!
    Buckhalter: Push in then pull! Dumb@$$.

  • Broncos19

    Orton: “Wait coach did you just tell me to throw another interception?”
    McDaniels: ” If I’m gonna ruin this team then your going to help! Don’t be like Cutler and cry about it!”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    “Dude, I’ve got the winning caption for that BroncoTalk site right here.”

    /Sends telepathic communique of current state of mind, which is about BT create-a-captions, opening a never-ending loop of more telepathic communiques, resulting in infinite meta telepathy and humor

  • http://www.markemmanuel.com Mark Rodriguez

    “Oooo… Bears flashback. This line better hold and I better have REAL receivers out there this time.”

  • thomas

    Correll: uh… Kyle… what the hell are you doing the playclock is about to run out…

    Kyle: I forgot the play call… I’m trying to find the rewind button on this thing…

  • soxbigdog

    Okay I am gonna do hear no evil, Correll you do speak no evil, and Casey you got see no evil…. everybody got that ?! break !

  • FresBronco

    KO: “Shhhh, you smell something?”

  • Jon Krause

    *While pushing head side-to-side, Orton states:
    “Hey guys, look, I’m a Broncos off-season bobble-head, yes-no-yes-no-yes-no. *Giggle* Hey guys, this is fun! Now I know why Bowlen likes it so much!”

  • Jon Krause

    “This face is the face of the 50th anniversary Denver Broncos team! When you think Broncos, think me!”

  • Jon Krause

    “Crapy chin straps, no wonder Jay didn’t wanna QB here!”

  • Big V

    Orton: ” What tha?? who put super glue on my helmet !?!? Audible !Audible !direct snap wildcat halfback 28!!
    Buckhalter: ” Oh hell no, are you crazy? they just heard you give the play! you are not getting me killed!”

  • http://www.trailsweb.com trails

    See Bucky, this is where I keep all my wins.

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