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Published on 10/30/2008 at Thu Oct 30 09:45.
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Joey Porter (Getty Images)
Joey Porter (Getty Images)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Yesterday’s winner – mikebirty:

Mike Shanahan looks at his playbook (Getty Images)
dear mike,
over the past few months you’ve made some comments that have undermined the players, coaches and staff of this great team therefore i’m firing you even though you don’t work for me.
Love Al Davis.

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

  • http://broncotalk.net Joe

    Joey Porter makes this face as he leaves the field with a sackless game.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Look look!

    I’z a alien 4 Halloween!

  • inrodwetrust

    “check out my Nate Webster impression”

  • sirsam

    Smile fo me daddy
    (What you lookin at, Oh!)
    Let me see ya grill
    (Let me see my what!)
    Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill

  • robtink242

    Dammm!!! I jus got pancaked by Clady.

  • jibbons

    Coach, my helmet’s got my nose again, what do I do, what do I do?!

  • http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com hercules rockefeller

    They shot me in Denver!

  • Boisebroncoguy

    EEW!! This is what my chin smells like??!!

  • MNFAN

    I learned this from Mister ED.

  • MNFAN

    Look my youth football helmet still fits.

  • MNFAN

    They said my head was too big in Pitsburg. HA

  • Brenton Metzler

    Me not know how helmut fit, me no see Cutler.

  • scott stuebing

    Visual evidence that a merger between Playtex and Breath-Right nasal strips would NOT be a good idea.

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com Jon Krause

    I vote mikebirty is not allowed to do “create-a-caption”!
    lol jk, man mike you always come up with the best ones keep it up…

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    yeah I vote for banning me! It’ll mean I no longer have to pay these ex-Simpsons writers to write a witty caption.

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    Porter: “Hiss”
    Clady off camera in a giant mechanical robot suit: “Get away from Cutler you Bitch!”

  • Boisebroncoguy

    So much for my hero being Geordi from Star Trek TNG, I can’t see a thing.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    There are a handful of regulars who always bring their A game. I could pick them to win every day, but I try not to.

    I really need to get this comments rating system hammered out. Maybe this weekend! Maybe!

  • Person

    Joey Porter shows the media his impression of Chief’s Tyler Thigpen’s QB vision.

  • Mellifluous

    I am the mouth of Sauron! Oh wait, I don’t play for the Raiders, do I?

  • dee

    Porter: “this is the expression my Pitbull had, before I invited Michael over….” *sigh*

  • dee

    Its Halloween, time to feast on unsuspecting children… come to daddy Eddie Royal “

  • Kawike

    I put the blind in blindingly fast!

  • T-Money

    Oh man! Where’s that fabreeze

  • http://broncomadness.com Garrett Barnes

    The package said to bite my mouthpiece until it takes form but I just can’t seem to reach it!

  • Awesome, Austin

    I was just feeling good because I won last time.

  • Awesome, Austin

    Porter thinking “push…push…push” BOOM!! Then yells “Man I just farted so hard my helmet almost flew off!”

  • Sam

    (Big inhale) Ahhh, GOD! That’s almost as good as my jock!!!

  • Linmoo

    I must free my large mouth from the shackles of my chinstrap! Penalties be damned!

  • T-Money

    Look at my smile…. I’m going to be on dancing with the stars.

    Oh man, what’s that smell

  • T-Money

    From behind the camera…. “how’d it feel to get pancaked by a quarterback.”

  • MNFAN

    BOOM BAM Torain hits Joey and his head swells up.