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Published on 08/27/2008 at Wed Aug 27 08:00.
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Create-A-Caption – Wed Aug 27

Posted Wed Aug 27th by

Cutler and Shanahan
Cutler and Shanny (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Yesterday’s winner – mikebirty.

Philip Rivers
“Psst, LT – let’s keep what happened last night between us….”

Honorable mention – Hercules Rockefeller: “I’m a total d-bag. pass it on.”

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

  • Johnny Leatherhead

    Hey Jay, pull my finger. I dare ya!

  • http://www.broncomadness.com Garret Barnes

    Look Jay, Matt Leinart is trying to make people think that he was a better pick than you.

    Jay: You’re right he hit that ref straight on.

  • BH

    Shanahan: We’ve got them right where we want them.

  • LorDog

    C’mon coach, it’s bigger than that!

  • http://yahoo.com no-pseudo-fan

    Did the move involve a knuckle?

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Yes Jay, this is how Al Davis used to hold my leash, but I still got away.

  • flbronc

    coach: ok, heads and rivers is a d-bag and tails he’s whiny baby.

    jay: sounds good coach, flip it.

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Jonathan Douglas

    How do you like my new invisible clipboard?

  • Ryan

    “Quit laughing Jay, I am serious. After the week one game, if Javon Walker is coming at you like this, he probably has a shiv.”

  • http://BroncoTalk Aaron

    Yeah, you just give the hooker the money out in the open. Anything to keep Marshall away from his ex!

  • Amos

    “So Rivers fit the whole thing up his ass?”

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    Oh my god! Jay you’re about eaten alive by Nate Webster’s helmet.

  • Denver Diehard

    “You call it Jay, Heads you can pass, if tails then Seldon runs it in”

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    look coach, i know money’s tight but do i have to wear a pee wee helmet?

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    (i should probably stop after this one!)

    And if i point my finger like this and raise it to my nose it either means i want you to audible into a two tight end, single back set and run a stretch left or i’m picking a booger.

  • J.C.

    So, I slept with that pig last night

  • TJ

    And so Griese said. “No Coach, I tripped over my dog. I promise”. Hah. hah hah!!

  • GreasyQtip

    “Got your nose!”

  • GreasyQtip

    “Don’t **** up you little ****, my jobs depending on it…”

  • Trent

    … Then i went up to the ref and came him one of these… And he just happened to change the call.

  • http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com hercules rockefeller

    It’s called a Texas Titty Twister.

    First, you grab the nipple like so……

  • LorDog

    Coach: “You actually stepped out of bounds right there and got away with it didn’t you?”

  • Linmoo

    Rock-Paper-Scissors ya for the next touchdown pass call!

  • Patrick

    “One time Al Davis and I were in the film room and he falls a sleep on me. I shake him, he still doesn’t wake up. I thought he was dead right there.”

  • Chuck

    ‘Have you met my girlfriend? Her name is five finger sally.

  • Sam

    Next time you go behind center, just stick your finger in their crack and watch their face.

  • jibbons

    After 15 minutes you stop sitting on it, and it really does feel like a stranger.

  • MIAbronco

    Shanny-“so I shot the basterd Al Davis”
    Jay-“did you now”

  • Jason

    Mike: “Heads: Hackney is your back up and I cut Patrick, Tails: I cut Ramsey anyway and we get Jack (Elway) to back you up.”
    Jay: “*laughs* Perfect.”

  • Kyle

    Mike: “Haha, Rivers just shit his pants.”

  • http://www.dbaumgartner.com daveb

    In his best Bill Clinton voice >> “No Jay, I did not have sexual relations with Al Davis!”

  • http://www.vdtcabling.com Big V

    Jay: “Come on do another one” Shanny: “Ok Ok, here’s my Bob Dole impersination”

  • Bill

    Hey Jay, Did you see Philip Rivers trying to pull his head out of his ass?

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Mike (Lincoln): C’mon Jay – your country needs you!

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Mike: “Have you seen rest of my finger?!”

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Mike: “Man this jacket is to big for me!”

    Jay: “Your just have to yank it down like this.”

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Mike: “It’s like that with Al, you give him your finger…”

  • chargerbomb

    [Mike] : “Send in the kicker”
    [Jay]: “Kicker? I hardly know her!”
    [Mike]:

  • http://merlinofchaos.livejournal.com E. Halsey Miles

    That? Over there? That’s Al Davis turning into a mummy. Which won’t be any different from now.