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Published on 06/07/2012 at Thu Jun 07 09:00.
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Create-a-Caption: The Odd Couple

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Manning and Decker

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning (L) talks with wide receiver Eric Decker as they come off the field at the end of the second OTA session at the Broncos NFL training facility in Denver May 30, 2012. (REUTERS/Rick Wilking)

Last week’s winner after the jump.

Roughing the passer...15 yards...automatic first down!

Winner – BroncosFan

Runner up – Paradisimo: “After last year I just want to make sure everyone knows what a first down looks like.”

  • jdkchem

    How many times do I have to tell you Eric.  Never tell her the dress makes her look fat.

  • http://Twitter.com/JonHeath_BT Jon

    Decker: “High five!”

    Manning (swipes and misses).

    Decker: “Too slow!”

  • Paradisimo

    I’m telling ya Decker, you’re too white to be wearing a doo rag.    

  • TheTroglodyte

    Peyton: I see a little silhouetto of a man,Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the Fandango?! 

    Decker: Thunderbolts and lightning – very very frightening me

  • OregonBronco

    Decker: “Awe man, who let their dog on the practice field?”

    PM: “I know, I almost stepped in it!”

  • Teddy Williams

    Cut stage left Eric, stage left….  I know, I know Peyton I forgot we are on the big stage now!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3PAKWE57KNESG4PIVDQ4HJYA3I Jake

    Payton:  “I don’t care what the guys say, that head band is sweet”

    Deck:   “That’s what I’m sayin!”

  • areferee

    You start with your LEFT foot on this route!  Left, right, left right…

    Which way is left again?  Is this it?  DAMN IT!  I can DO this!

  • http://twitter.com/jdbridgman Jeremy Bridgman

    Decker: “So when I’m dancing with her, I’m supposed put my hand down here?”

    Peyton: “No. Too aggressive. You’ll want to keep it higher up on the back.”

  • SivNiz

    Decker: I perfer the butt slap after a good play.
    PM: Mid back man, always mid back.

  • joshuahchalfant

    Peyton Manning seen here taking the reigns of the team quite easily as he ushers #87 (Eric Decker) off to the locker room for wearing the orange Jersey& not tying his shoes.

    Peyton has since said “they’ll get it the big horses haven’t had a qb since 08, its a big change for these young guys”

  • spaceman99

    No Eric, a slap on the butt not a grab.

  • TheTroglodyte

    LOL!

  • TheTroglodyte

    Peyton tries to explain to Decker why it’s now mandatory Eric carries Peyton’s imaginary tail everywhere they go.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ramie-Millar/35909256 Ramie Millar

    Decker “Peyton did you see that homerun I hit at Coors Field?”
    Manning “look eric you are not as good as helton sorry to rain on your parade”

  • Joshua Degley

    PM – “Look you have got to quit wearing the little girl’s broncos jersey”

    Decker – “But it makes me feel so pretty, oh so pretty”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3PAKWE57KNESG4PIVDQ4HJYA3I Jake

    “I’m not going to tell you again, tuck your shirt in your shorts”

  • DougEngland

    Man, I can’t even look at you.  What is that ridiculous thing on your head?

  • HansenR

    “Sorry Decker, but I only play the Oreo Licking game with my brother.”

  • http://twitter.com/TimLynch1978 Tim Lynch

    Was going to participate, but nothing I got is better than the first comment in the thread.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/SG4P6ZKXWKOM5WOID5J4ELSQZE vaughn t

    Peyton The Perfectionist ::

    ” Look Eric there’s only a few months until the begging of the season and we have got to get this Bro handshake right!! AGAIN its slap up high, fist bump, shimmy shimmy, back hand slap, forearm grab and then close hug with a pat on the back not the butt!!”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/SG4P6ZKXWKOM5WOID5J4ELSQZE vaughn t

    ” Let me let you in on a little secret Eric! People fear you when they think youre a little crazy, thats why i like to pretend my Nana is always with me even on the field, right Nana??
    Eric stop playing grab-ass with my Nana !!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/glenn.beaumont.5 Glenn Beaumont

    “I know Elway wants us to form a close bond Decker, but for the last time I am not going to go holding hands and skip off the practice field with you”.

  • Geoff_Bangs

    Peyton: WoHo! ED stop right there. Turd Ahoy.
    Eric: That is a human dump… right here on the practice field…. You can’t be serious!
    Peyton: $50 says it was Walton. Felt like he was delaying the departure of a deuce all day.