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Published on 05/23/2012 at Wed May 23 10:30.Tagged: Anthony Miller,BroncoTalk,Create-A-Caption,Denver Broncos,Derek Wolfe,NFL Offseason,Peyton Manning.
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Last week’s winner after the jump.
"This "Tebowing" thing is harder than I thought..." (Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)
Winner — 42n8
Runner up — Paradisimo
Second runner up — TD30isMVP
Roughing the passer…15 yards…automatic first down!
Peyton, I served with Ed Hochuli, I knew Ed Hochuli, Ed Hochuli was a friend of mine. Peyton, you’re no Ed Hochuli.
After last year I just want to make sure everyone knows what a first down looks like.
Every time you point at someone, there’s four fingers pointing back at you.
No, I don’t write the plays on my forearms.
Elvis, the Port – O – Potty is right there, dude, seriously!
…so I gave McCoy the pimp hand when he brought up the read option…
Ok guys, this is the last time. “Cut that meat”.
After realizing they haven’t seen one in a long time, Manning shows the Broncos the sign for a first down.
No really rook, I pulled my thumb off!
The Super Bowl is in this direction, don’t worry I will lead you.
“This helmet is so heavy it makes my head tilt. And I have to hold up one arm for balance.”
This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for Super Bowls, this is for fun!
Over here on the webpage you will see the ad for the “meh” tshirt with the weird but yet attractive girl in goofy socks.
Aww Geeze Neck Cramp!! Can somebody help me put my arm down i think its stuck again?
PM:”Zebra slot cross!!! alpha 54!!! 30 trap!! z slant!! x post ready ready!!”
AM: “Uhhh i dont know that play yet…”
PM:”Just run that way!”
See i told ya ! Even standing completely still with one arm i can get enough on it to make that throw Tebow made to Thomas against Pittsburgh
Magnificent arm isn’t?
Just take in all in.
“It’s 1:04 p.m. Trust me . . . I never lie, and I’m always right.”
PM: Hey this Mile High Salute thing isn’t as easy as it looks
I used to be able to do “Live long and prosper” but now can’t get those two fingers apart.
First Down and Super Bowl to Go
Manning- “Chuto CHOP!!!”Miller- “Man, thats messed up..”
When you run the wrong route, it’s Karate chop to the head
or perhaps, “Who the h#@l is this guy?”
AM: wtf you talkin’ bout Willis?
Their 8 is on the wrong side of the number.
Get in the porta jon right now. I can’t even look at you.
So, guys I expect a salute when u greet me on the field, like this, since I’m the new general.
His arm is half the size of Tebow’s, yet he consistently throws me a perfect spiral between my numbers….Wow?!
I throw the ball, you catch the ball. It’s not that difficult.
“my god am i really this pale?!?! i can barely tell where my sweat band starts and my forearm begins. “
Bronco’s new training routine.
Simon says.. put your left hand on your hip. Stick out your right arm. Peyton, I didn’t say Simon says!
See there… just like I told you. There is no defense for the perfect pass.
“See one of the advantages of playing in the dome back in Indy was being able to show off my extensive shadow puppet skills! i call this one disappearing Gator!”
(Literally laughed out loud)
Every word is true!
“See, look at it! My neck is fine.”
“Peyton bro… that’s your arm…”
AM:Hey Peyton! what time is it?
PM:Exactly 10:30 am on the dot!
AM: Wow i guess the great QB’s really do have a clock in their head’s!!