The Denver Broncos are serious about this whole “Two No. 2 QBs” thing

Indeed, there are two No. 2 Quarterbacks in Denver. Or, there is no No. 2 Quarterback in Denver, depending on how you look at it.

Whichever way you prefer, it’s ugly, and a little laughable.

The team’s updated depth chart —

DenverBroncos.com lists "Brady Quinn or Tim Tebow" as the second string quarterback

The team’s backup quarterback is named “Brady Quinn or Tim Tebow.” Yes, the Broncos invented a new profile into their player database to handle John Fox‘s depth chart subterfuge.  When you hover over that link you get a rather comical side-effect of Fox’s insistence on competitive advantage.

(UPDATE – Clicking on the name yields an even funnier one:).

DenverBroncos.com's solution to the Brady Quinn/Tim Tebow No. 2 QB competition. Yikes.

(Note that Brady Quinn weighs 235, Tim Tebow weighs 236, but “Brady Quinn or Tim Tebow” weighs zero. Now that’s a workout regimen).

We’d like to let the Broncos know we were just kidding about the whole “Tibrady Quibow” thing. Just pick a guy and move on. Or leave the depth chart as it was and leave it public knowledge that neither guy is the “True No. 2.” While we love the secrecy in theory… this is taking it a little too far. If the season rides on Kyle Orton why put this much effort into hiding his backup QB anyway?