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Published on 08/01/2011 at Mon Aug 01 15:20.
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After perusing the Denver Post blog and noticing Lindsay Jones’ latest questioning of wide receiver Matt Willis and his ninja training regimen, I noticing a few oddly similar instances popping up.  I think we have a full blown conspiracy theory on our hands.  Dove Valley may look like your average training camp by day, but come nightfall masters of ninjutsu are at work.  Sure, you could just chalk all this up to confirmation bias, but I’d rather get all Mel Gibson on these headlines.  Take that DIA complex conspiracy theory.  Lockout in place, what is your young wideout to do?  Compete on Ninja Warrior of course, makes perfect sense.  Yeah, that’s a reasonable workout option, sure.  Resistance pool training is for Prima Donnas.

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Members of Said Foot Clan

Members of Said Clan

Ok, so we have one guy that wants to be a ninja, big deal right?  Well then how do you explain the signing of a one Derrick Harvey?  ”You mean the Gator from the Jags, that guy?”  Yeah, that guy.  Check out his offseason training regiment.  All he’s missing is a crimson colored head band and a canister of ooze before taking the fight to the foot clan.

Of course you could call me crazy, but  John Fox does strike a certain resemblance to this guy.  It’s all in the crazy eyes.  There’s motivation there, I’m telling you.  Maybe this is all just some fantasy, that we’re going to have an elite team of assassins to strike fear into the heart of Marmalard.  One thing is for sure, Aaron Rodgers knows what’s up.  You wouldn’t question a Super Bowl MVP, would you?

Tenchu All Up in Soldier Field

Tenchu All Up in Soldier Field

Let me have my fun, we all know the Patriots are going to come along and ruin it anyway. (Warning: NSFW Language)

  • crazykid

    lol That DIA theory crap got me sidetracked for a long time…

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  • flbronc

    no kidding.  i wasted a good twenty minutes following all sorts of crazy stuff off that.  i stopped when i thought i needed a tin foil hat.

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Josh Temple

    I cant' walk by that mural in DIA now without thinking “WTF is wrong with you people?”

  • G_edison

    It has nothing to do with ninjas! Read “Miss Garrote” book to learn how they train ninja/spies. It's not easy to become a ninja! There are few chapters available at victorianewhope.com

  • G_edison

    It has nothing to do with ninjas! Read “Miss Garrote” book to learn how they train ninja/spies. It's not easy to become a ninja! There are few chapters available at victorianewhope.com