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Published on 09/14/2010 at Tue Sep 14 09:38.
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Create-a-Caption: Cry me a Rivers

Posted Tue Sep 14th by

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel (7) shakes hands with San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers (17) after an NFL football game Monday, Sept. 13, 2010, in Kansas City, Mo. The Chiefs won the game 21-14. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel (7) shakes hands with San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers (17) after an NFL football game Monday, Sept. 13, 2010, in Kansas City, Mo. The Chiefs won the game 21-14. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)

If you’re new to BroncoTalk, this is a weekly segment where we let you, the commenter, flex your comedy muscles by captioning the photo above. Previous winners are announced after the jump. No, there is no prize. Yes, we accept bribes. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton (8) talks with rookie lineman J.D. Walton (50) from Baylor during NFL football training camp at Broncos headquarters in Englewood, Colo., Monday, Aug. 2, 2010. (AP Photo/Jack Dempsey)

"See, all the other quarterbacks place their hands on your backside too!"

Winner: Jon

Runners-Up:

Orton: “Now you see, you’ve got to stop them before they come through right there.”
Walton: “Coach wants me to let them hit you.” – kd

“It works a lot better if you snap the ball in front of me.” – Ernie Krauth

Orton: “Whatever you do, don’t step on that yard marker. It’s cursed. You’ll get injured for sure. Spread the word.”
Walton: “Huh?” – Kyle

  • mikebirty

    Together: “Hey aren't you the one who made Jay Cutler cry”

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com/ Jon

    “Red rover, red rover, Vincent come over!”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    lmao

  • herc_rock

    HUH? WHAT? HUH?

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Rivers: “Wait? This wasn't the preseason?!”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Cassel (after seeing his own stat line): “Wait? This wasn't the preseason?!”

  • Estes2SD

    No I contact, No I contact!

  • Estes2SD

    No eye contact, No eye contact!…woops.

  • Gary_in_SD

    Cassel to Rivers… Phil, can you believe they actually pay us millions to play that bad?!!

  • inrodwetrust

    Rivers: …then we have a deal, you won't tell anyone the rain is hiding my tears and I won't tell anyone being a former patriot hides the fact you suck.

  • linmoo

    “Wonder Twin Powers, activate!”
    Rivers: “Shape of a tear!”
    Cassel: “Form of Tom Brady!”

  • roshon2411

    Rivers: Matt, here's the money I owe you for starting that trade rumor last year.

  • http://twitter.com/jdbridgman Jeremy Bridgman

    “My my. Such soft, feminine hands you have, Phil. You moisterize?”

  • areferee

    Cassel: I can't bring myself to look at you!

    Rivers: Me either. Pull my finger!

  • Katch22

    Cassel sings his best Justin Timberlake impression “Cry me a River” in a high voice while shaking hands.

  • GuestQB

    Matt: you know Drew Brees?
    Philip: you know Tom Brady?
    Both (laughing uncontrollably): “Jay Cutler!”