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Published on 09/24/2009 at Thu Sep 24 11:48.
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Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell in training camp. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell in training camp. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

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CINCINNATI, OH - SEPTEMBER 13: Quarterback Carson Palmer #9 of the Cincinnati Bengals is sacked by linebacker Andre Davis #54 of the Denver Broncos as defensive back Brian Dawkins #20 flips against the Denver Broncos at Paul Brown Stadium on September 13, 2009 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Scott Boehm/Getty Images)

I'm a blessed man to play this game and get this Lord, don't take me now!! (Scott Boehm/Getty Images)

Winner: TD30isMVP


jdb – “Brian Dawkins continues to dive into our new defensive scheme day in and day out,” said Mike Nolan.

McGarnagleDB – Carson Palmer readies for the sack while a helpless Bronco falls victim to Cincinatti’s on-field tiger traps

Blind Faith – “Gimme a ‘Y’!!”

Andrew – Oh, that’s where i dropped my keys

magster – Glimpse into the future: zero gravity football.

  • Jon-Michael

    Did someone forget to wash my jersey?

    Oh that breakfast burrito I ate this morning will make enemies in the locker room today!

  • magster

    Wow, I do smell!

  • E. Halsey Miles

    I can't tell if that smell is my sweat or just how much I stink at this game.

  • steeplebomb

    Crap! I crushed my McMuffin! I was saving it for later.

  • Scottey

    man, that is my gut. You know it's true, the more popeye's I eat, I won't be able to see my feet.

  • Kevin Allen

    Hmm, is there any heart down there??? nope guess not!

  • Calijoefornia

    this jersey stinks less than my arm does.

  • Jason

    Everyone is right!….I DO stink

  • skier4life

    Oh well, at least I'm stinking rich!

  • roshon2411

    I definitely need a bra for my man-boobs!

  • ggersche

    Wait…. I'm not an offensive lineman?

  • Broncos Zone

    If I hide my face maybe Al won't yell at me?

  • Broncos Zone

    Is this red jersey stretchy? Maybe I can wear this Sunday, and have it get beat up by Elvis not me?

  • milehigh117

    Uh oh, it looks like I may need to go up another bra size…..

  • Broncos Zone

    Emotional Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell wipes tears after he figures out that being in Oakland was not a dream.

  • bargawd

    Man, I hope the guys don't notice my right-gaurd gave out thinking about Dumervil this week!

  • Kyle

    Cheeseburger? Check. Big Gulp? Check. OK let's do this…

  • Kyle

    Oh schnap I forgot my shoulder pads — “WAIT NOT READY!”

  • jdb

    That's strange. Why is this jersey red? Coach told me I was supposed to throw to the guys in black. I'm so confused. The NFL is hard…

  • TheTroglodyte

    lmao @ jdb


  • TD30isMVP

    JaMarcus Russell is amazed, the new “Coach Cable wants to see you in his office” jerseys really don't show the blood stains. The assistant coaches now wear the same material in a hansome polo.

  • Gary in SD

    Oh man, did they wash this with Al Davis' underwear again?!!!

  • Josh Temple

    “Damn I have a sexy pair of moobs!”

  • MIAbronco

    crap, man tits

  • dogheadbrew

    Everyone keeps saying I stink, but I just can't smell it.


    Did I get it on backwards again?

  • MrEast

    “It reads… N…F…L… man it ain't as easy as LSU!”

  • Big V

    Damn ! that is one BIG BOOGER! im going to name you squishy and keep you right here for good luck…

  • McgarnagleDB

    Yo is this thing on… okay I'm heading in to ask Cable what really happened with Randy Hanson. If I yell banana ya'll better send backup fast! And don't forget to bring me a banana!

  • Broncos Zone

    Does this jersey make me look fat?

  • McgarnagleDB

    Whoa guys check it out! If I hold my shirt open like this it makes my head look way too small for the rest of my body. Kind of like it's getting sucked into all the fat… Help meeeee… hahaha. Guys?

  • waylon

    Aww man… I think I popped an implant.

  • isaiahkyler

    Yup I am still a man!

  • inrodwetrust

    ewwww this jersey smells like old people! Did Al Davis sleep in my locker again?

  • thomas121

    Hope this stomach's got enough room for a couple more triple cheeseburgers later…

    Man if only my appetite could somehow help us win games…

  • soxbigdog

    If I pull my jersey up over my head, maybe I can just pretend my career is all a bad dream

  • coskibum

    I guess mommy forgot to wash my clothes again…

  • threeyardbomb

    “Dude, I have a man Boobies… I'll call them Chesticles!”

  • allreatus

    can i wear this no contact jersey during the denver game?

  • Broncos Zone

    Lol Kyle, you said the photo I suggested was a little 'inappropriate' ur getin some kinda 'inappropriate' comments! lol

  • The_Ink

    JR: Man I love this show…hope coach doesn't notice I slipped my portable TV under my jersey again….watching The View keeps my mind at ease and keeps my mind from remembering I am an Oakland Raider.

    ::::::Last time coach caught me he beat me!!!

  • slkdjfod

    Everyone loves their own brand!

  • Jaiu

    OK – no tag means i put it on right…i think…

  • McgarnagleDB

    Is it me or does this jersey smell like someone took a dump in it! Maybe that's why they call it jersey #2. No wait, it's me…

  • coskibum

    He's got a cheat sheet under there…


  • flbronc

    mmmm…. bacony.

  • robtink242

    my left man boob is bigger than my right man boob

  • Estes2SD

    JaMarcus Russell sheds a tear when he learns of the recent passing of Patrick Swayze.

  • Ted

    Jamarcus Russel has looked everywhere for the confidence and accuracy that everyone says he has lost. He even tried seeing if it got stuck in a fat roll in the offseason.

  • mikebirty

    “Commander Bowlen? This is Special Agent Russel. Operation 'Destroy Raiders from within is working'. I thought my cover was blown when the signed Garcia but I've got another season of making the Raiders a laughing stock.”

  • c_style

    I'm down to a C cup!