Create-a-Caption – What comes up…

Look Mom, no hands!

“The plan is, I will distract Palmer with my shapely buttocks while my teammate sacks him.” Perfect!

my hand feels great look at meeeeee

GIMME A “Y”!!

1. Whilst learning a new scheme and team, Mr. Dawkins misinterprets the “Half-Back Dive” defense

2. Having proven his football prowess, Dawkins now shows off his futbol skill with the “bicycle kick” style of pass defense

Hey Stokley, bet you can’t do THIS!

Brian Dawkins adds another nickname to his already long list: Football Ninja.

I hope I don’t break a hand or anything.

My Flying Bronco Style will defeat your Drunken Bengal Style.

Broncos Fun Fact: Safety Brian Dawkins cross trains in the offseason with Nastia Liukin of the U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team.

Palmer: What, is it raining Broncos now?

Denvers’ new ‘D’ Coach Mike Nolan show’s off how talented his 3-4 is, but having a player do a hand stand while another sacks the QB.

Denvers’ new ‘D’ Coach Mike Nolan show’s off how talented his 3-4 is, by having a player do a hand stand while another sacks the QB.

I’m a blessed man to play this game and get this sack…no Lord, don’t take me now!!

Since the Broncos receivers on Sunday seem to have “feet for hands”, Brian Dawkins thought he give it a try.

im not an a$$hole!!! and i can back that up!

You can’t throw through the legs… the legs…. the legs……

New Nike Sticky Shoes…… Nike, so good, we now catch balls with our feet!

Check Razor… Check Razor… Get ready for pain woman…The pain Train s’ coming…

Geezus…! He STILL flies like an Eagle!

Glimpse into the future: zero gravity football.

Hey guys! Check out this double tight twist straight arm back extension roll into a handstand!

Sensing a chance at immortality, Brian Dawkins is shown here attempting to become the first NFL player in league history to bat down a pass with his feet… He later stated that he was happy about the sack by Andra Davis, but added: “Bro, you stole my thunder!”

“Its rainin men!”

“Brian Dawkins continues to dive into our new defensive scheme day in and day out,” said Mike Nolan.

Look at what i can do!

Brian Dawkins tries to become the first player in NFL history to try and deflect a pass with his ass

Josh Mcadaniels warned we’d see things that have never been done before in the NFL… such as Mike Nolan’s revolutionary bungee-cord-block executed flawlessly by Brian Dawkins

I’m still rolling over TD30isMVP @ 14

Denver Broncos safety Brian Dawkins tries to level the playing field by playing on his hands.

In an effort to make the game more fair to everyone else not as skilled Brian Dawkins offered to play the game on his hands. But even that wasnt enough.

TD30 wins, done deal, end of contest.

That’s Gerald Willhite’s music!!!!

Hey! Sky ain’t green

Dawkins: ahhhhhhhhhhh! (smack!)
Palmer: WTF? awwww mannn! ok you got me good one guys!
Davis: haha i told you it would work!

Oh, that’s where i dropped my keys

Andra: Brian stop kiddin around and help me sack the QB
Brian: Oh, my bad…i didnt know the game had started, im still doing my warm-ups

I knew Greg Louganis was a sissy. He only does this in WATER!

Hey Carson, Look Up! Its my” Lower Body Extremity” coming at you!

TD30isMVP at 14 has my vote. nice.

Brian Dawkins- master of the swim move… and the uhh… fly move.

In the huddle Brian tells Andre to see if he can get more cheers than him, the play being a LB blitz Davis agrees. Little did he know Dawkins would cheat!

In an effort to avoid a penalty for 12 men on the field Brian Dawkins quickly and intelligently attempted to dig his way off the field.

Maybe not the best wording but i hope i get credit for the idea.

While God walks on water…..Brian Dawkins dives and swims through land!

Dawkins prepares to intercept Carson Palmer.

Carson Palmer readies for the sack while a helpless Bronco falls victim to Cincinatti’s on-field tiger traps

Carson Palmer readies for the sack while a helpless Bronco falls victim to Cincinatti’s on-field tornado traps

Up…Up….and Holy crap!

Brian Dawkins shows off the infamous Weapon-X maneuver in celebration of his teammate’s sack.

Correction:
Look I’m Super Dawk! Up …Up…and Aw…Holy Crap!

Watch me ….the Dawk fligh like and EAGLE! Oh crap! I forgot the wings aren’t on my helmet anymore!

Sorry spelling error:

Watch me…the Dawk….fly like an EAGLE! Holy crap! I forgot the wings aren’t on my helmet anymore!

Watch me fly like an e….Holy crap! I’m not an EAGLE anymore!

#14 has it.. funny stuff :)

Dawkins tries to hush the crowd’s enthusiasm with an impressive inverse counter-wave from the center of midfield.

In 2011 global warming has really changed the game of football. Intermittent wind gusts of over 150 mph can easily scatter players around the field. Better hold on tight Andra Davis!

what sack is #14 referring to? dawkins is in the air and davis is sacking plamer

After coming to a new team this offseason, Brian Dawkins is inspired to demonstrate his passion for gymnastics to his new teammates.

Holy crap Bob, he is running in to make the hit and God plucks him from the field, letting Andra Davis make the sack…really it needed the complete story? 42 posts later you are still pondering the complexities of a picture caption game? I was going for the poetic license here, LOL.

if I had to pick the winner it would be……….lets see…….34 and 43 are pretty good……..14 is ok….little on the lame side tho…..he gets the ok since he acts 12!