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Published on 09/10/2009 at Thu Sep 10 17:05.
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Create-a-Caption – Come now, give us a smile

Posted Thu Sep 10th by

Denver Broncos quarter back Kyle Orton watches the Denver Broncos pre season game against the Arizona Cardinals at Invesco Field at Mile High from the press box Thursday Sept 3, 2009 JOHN LEYBA/THE DENVER POST

Denver Broncos quarter back Kyle Orton watches the Denver Broncos pre season game against the Arizona Cardinals at Invesco Field at Mile High from the press box Thursday Sept 3, 2009 JOHN LEYBA/THE DENVER POST

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.  Winner gets a Denver Broncos keychain!  Last week’s winner after the jump.

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall waves as he heads to the practice field to take part in drills at the team's NFL football training camp Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2009, in Englewood, Colo. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

If I don’t get a new contract or get traded, I swear I’ll ram this arm straight through a television!!!

Congratulations to Mark! This caption is quite hilarious when you imagine Marshall saying it and believing it – as if he’s daring you to challenge him whether or not he’ll do it. I LOL every time.

I have to run but have several runner-ups… check back in a few.

  • roshon2411

    Former Bronco starting quaterback, Kyle Orton, winces as he realizes a 6th Round rookie has just taken his job.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Hey guys, does it look like I’m in a wind tunnel?

  • Boisebroncoguy

    OOOHH! Now there is one throw I couldn’t make, darn ball boys!

  • Steeplebomb

    So THAT’S what people mean when they say deep throw… Shit.

  • dr.gonzo

    damn…. Leinart has a weak arm.

  • roshon2411

    KO: I guess Coach didn’t like my “pull my finger” joke!

  • soxbigdog

    Orton: “Hey.. who’s the guy with the loser haircut???
    oh damnit.. that’s me on the monitor”

  • http://peteroverzet.tumblr.com/ Peter

    All of the hopes and dreams of Broncos nation rest on the left-side of Kyle Orton’s mouth.

  • http://Twitter.com/LG_inthe213 Len

    Orton: “Dammit! spilled my whiskey… What I miss?”

  • trent

    Looks like he is trying to pinch a loaf. so Orton “grrrunnttt” Another guys says “hey easy man you are ganna blow an o ring”

  • Jon Kruase

    A nervous Orton comments:
    “Dang! Bradstater looks good!”

  • Jon Kruase

    oh poop i just noticed roshon2411’s dang sorry dude didnt mean 2 steel urs

  • Jon Kruase

    “EEEWW, dude can you see my boxers thru the white pants?”

  • Jon Kruase

    As the camera man shows Orton on the big screen Orton reacts not realizing he’s looking at himself.

  • Jon Kruase

    Yikes, those linemen hit

  • Nisse

    KO: “is broncotalk.net posting a Create-a-Caption picture of me again? seriously?!?!? cant they come up with someone else to throw cheap shots at?”

  • broncosforlife

    “I may look like Gilligan, but don’t call me little buddy”

  • NM Bronco

    Uggghhh, I knew I should not have had the Thai hot.

  • Brian

    ” I hope they only say IN-COM-PLETE when the other team has the ball or its going to be a long year!”

  • DBinKC

    I really shouldn’t have taken Culter in my fantasy draft, maybe I can work out a trade before Mr Bowlen finds out.

  • Brian

    ” I hope the only say IN-COM-PLETE when the other team has the ball or this will be one long year!”

  • Brian

    ” I wish I could bite my nails but this damn band-aid is in the way!”

  • http://www.webmdreviews.com Robert

    Alright… WHO THE HELL TURNED MY STOOL UPSIDE DOWN!?!?!?!

  • bw53

    Hopefully, I can lay my egg here so I won’t have to lay one on the football field!

  • http://broncotalk.net Joe

    On a side note, I think EVERYONE should read this article. This will get you pumped for the game sunday. OchoCinco VS Bailey. Whose gonna take it? I’m confident that Bailey wins this matchup. Especially with Dawkins there to help, even though Bailey wont need it. Its time to shut Chad and the Bengals up!!!! GO BRONCOS

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4463252

  • ted

    Orton finally gets a chance to review his film from the preseason

  • Scott Moon

    wow invesco rocks, Toilets with windows. Hey buddy can you pass me a roll?

  • Mac Miller

    “Oh my god! Brian Dawkins is having a grand mal seizure! (Get it!?!? His pregame routine???) haha sorry

  • http://www.manchester-architects.com T-Money

    Ohhh…. That’s a torn ACL!

  • Mav_PM

    An ode to Ceiling Cat…
    http://mattnelsoninfo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ceiling_cat1.jpg

    Caption: Press Box Orton is watching you masterbate! (and horrified by it)

  • DC

    I can’t fing believe KO is our QB. I hate my life.

  • Rob Bronco

    Hey Kyle, the 70’s called and they want their haircut back.

  • Tom9798

    “I gotta go!”

  • magster

    I hope the Novacain wears off soon.

    (my entry sucks; I like 19 and 3)

  • MN Bronco Fan

    “I’m so ugly I could make an onion cry”

  • Jon Krause

    “Eeew, thing I hate about the booth – gas has no where to go”

  • Jon Krause

    LOL @roshon2411 @Boisebroncoguy(#3) @Scott Moon @NM Bronco

  • Texasbronco

    Man, I don”t know which hurts the most. My finger or these hemorroids.

  • Estes2SD

    “While playing the just released Madden 10, Orton realize’s just how bad he really is.”

  • Estes2SD

    “While attending a Rockies game, Orton realizes he just might lose his job to Ubaldo Jimenez”

  • elway4ever

    Oh Crap! Tommy B Just threw a pass attempt over 15 yards!

  • Paul W.

    Orton: WOW They really meant a HORSE and a WOMAN!!! This S**T is crazy! OMG I am gonna puke! blah blah

  • Paul W.

    Orton: OOOOOOO This feels so goooooood…….mmmmmmm…..omg I wonder if anyone knows what I am doing……damn it turns me on seeing a man in a hoodie run up and down the sideline! huh…..Did that camera man just take a picture of me?!?!…..(orton to himself)—OK just stay calm…don’t move or they will know!

  • GrumpyOldMan

    I can’t believe they let the “Kick-Off Kid” stand right there on the sidelines and talk to the players during the game. Oh wait, that’s Coach McD!

  • http://www.manchester-architects.com T-Money

    Ohhhh… get up tom… you’ll be ok… Just tape an aspirin to it.

  • Jon Krause

    “Eeew, when coach bends over you can see a crack from up here!”

  • McgarnagleDB

    Maybe if I hide up here all season people will forget I’m such a Noob