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Posted Fri Aug 8th by Kyle
- WR Eddie Royal will start against Houston, and OT Ryan Clady has high expectations due to recent rookie OT success. [BroncoTalk / Rocky Mountain News]
- Don’t blink, but beards are falling off Broncos left and right as the team continues to get younger. [Denver Post]
- The Denver-to-Houston connection is well documented. For RBs Anthony Alrdige and Selvin Young, the connection is the other way around. [Houston Chronicle]
- Klis offers five quick points to watch during the team’s preseason opener against Houston. [DPO]
- When it comes to snaps, less is more for Brandon Stokley. [RMN]
- Dewayne Robertson’s trade looks awfully similar to the one the Jets just swung for Brett Favre. [DPO]
- All the preseason airing times (not necessarily the live game time) of the NFL Network. [The W]
- KC: No surprise here; the Chiefs are rumored to be interested in Chad Pennington. [ESPN]
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Yesterday’s winner: mikebirty - “Wow, well done to everyone!!!! I can’t believe you all went an entire press conference without mentioning my Diabetes.” Honorable mention: AKScott, scotto.
Raiders DB’s Deangelo Hall (left) and Michael Huff (Sara Wolfram/Getty Images)
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25 comments
With this ring I thee wed. Don’t you just love Gavin Newsome?
You know what you have to do now that your on knees
Hall: I can’t wait to chase you around naked in the shower.
Huff: Hee hee!! I wish we could practice naked.
Hall: There’s nothing like being at the bottom of the pile of a bunch of nekkid hot sweaty mens.
You want to do boy 69?
You want to go get a soy rasberry diet mocha after this?
I’m super!! Thanks for asking!!
Coach said we don’t have to practice until we get a decent receiver to cover.
#24: I got drafted by ‘em - whats your excuse?
Hall: Don’t you just love to squeeze you nuts through a facemask?
Huff: “Angelo, your Eddie Royal-impression is dead on!”
Did you see Javon yesterday. He was wearing is cool bat suit again.
Huff: I can’t believe that old man paid JW that much dough.
Hall: Yeah, even a chump like me can cover him.
Huff: I’ve got an idea. Let’s take him to Vegas next week and help him blow a few grand.
Hall: Just don’t bust his face this time, okay?
Huff: I’ll try not to.
Huff ask shyly: “Yer cute. You wan’ my gate-or-aid?”
Hall: Umm…wow I know this is kind of soon but will you marry me?
Huff: Don’t be silly you know that Nnamdi and I are a about to tie the knot.
Hall: Do you think Al Davis would be willing to give me away at the ceremony?
Huff: Only if we let Lane be the ringbearer.
Im sorry Michael, but I’ve had this man crush for sometime now…please, will you be my backfield companion? Love Deangelo xoxo
Will you marry me? If so let’s elope that old fart will kill us!
Huff to Hall, “Swear it tastes just like ice cream!”
Hall to Huff: “So Big Al (thats what I call Mr. Davis) gets down like this and says ‘Deangelo…will you be my cornerback?’ How could I resist?”
Hall: “Hey Javon! Look I can bend BOTH knees!”
Huff and Hall imitating the steve smith fight in carolina camp.. Deangelo had to shrink down to size.
(the gay jokes are just too easy)
Danish Denver-fan! { 08.08.08 at Fri Aug 08 10:27 })
“#24: I got drafted by ‘em - whats your excuse?”
“Oh, I tried to get traded to California the second i heard they passed the Gay Marriage Laws…. and got you, my love”
Huff: Yeah i just farted. U like that smell
Ingnore those comments. Its just some Bronco fans with nothing else to talk about. Yea we will shut those pie holes on monday night. “Are you ready for some football”
OOOO DONT FEEL STOKED YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE HONEY!!
WITH THIS NEW HOT BODY OIL, I WILL MASSAGE THAT SORENESS FOR YOU **WINK**WINK…
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