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Posted Wed Aug 6th by Kyle
- Woody Paige asks Brandon Marshall to change his ways, in possibly the best Paige piece I’ve read. [Denver Post]
- Marshall’s lawyer Harvey Steinberg had some choice words for the NFL. More on this later. [DPO]
- Teammates, including Dre Bly and Tony Scheffler discuss what the suspension means for the passing game. [Rocky Mountain News]
- The fans are none too happy, either. [Real Football 365]
- Mike Shanahan and Jay Cutler are they keys to a winning season. [NFL.com]
- Eddie Royal and Matt Prater are among five notable training camp observations. [NFL]
- Brandon Stokley was pleasantly surprised by last year’s results and is looking forward to playing well again. [Longmont Times Call]
- Rookie 6th round linebacker Spencer Larsen is going through one hell of an emotional roller coaster. [RMN]
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Yesterday’s winner: Hansen: “Waaaaahhhh, I lost my balloon!” Honorable mention: flbronc, DrewB, everyone.
Brandon Marshall and Eddie Royal
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Listen Eddie, the key to successful champagne spraying is….
Don’t worry about you’re Madden rating Eddie… They screwed me over too.
As a sign of his new-found maturity, Brandon Marshall confides in teammate Eddie Royal that he spent all night TPing Roger Goodell’s house. “..and tomorrow night: flaming bag of dog poop! It’s gonna be so awesome.”
Brandon: “Damn, you looked much taller on TV.”
- Listen Eddie, if you wan’t to be succesfull in this league, you have to steer clear of trouble off the field… You don’t follow? What I’m trying to say here is that you should always go to BurgerKing.
Hey Brandon - its a billion degrees out here, why are you wearing sleeves?
“Did you see what i did to Philip’s balloon yesterday?”
“Im going to be your life coach, just like Rod is my life coach, Deal?”
“Save my spot would ya?”
Brandon: Yeah, I brained washed Goodell. How funny is that?
“Do you know the words to ‘September Song’?”
Royal: Who did you look up to when you were a kid?
Brandon: O.J. Simpson
Brandon: Have you heard the the new George Michael’s CD. Its fabulous
“Dude, did you HAVE to let out that big one at lunch? It turned my stomach!”
Marshall to Royal: “The secret to getting open all the time? Send the opposing DB’s a bag BigMacs before the game. Works for me.”
Marshall: “No, Eddie, I’ve never heard of Wally Pip…”
…So then I said… Wrecked em, it nearly killed him!! Hah hah hah!!
Thanks for holding my hand Brandon… It’s been a long day
-”don’t look now…but’s theres’s a camera over there and it’s looking right at you!” -Marshall
“counting the reps?” -Marshall
“yup” -Royal
“don’t count the reps, make the reps count” -Marshall
“Rod told me that my rookie year…” -Marshall
I’m on lettuce, then I’ll be flipping burgers, and in a couple years, I’ll be general manager. And that’s where the big bucks come in.”
BMarsh: “So week one, when you’re facing Nnamdi, just tell him his fly’s open before each snap.”
Royal: “But he don’t have a zipper.”
BMarsh: “Just trust me, it works every time.”
-eddie, think anybody has noticed my new robotic catching hand??
-naw that mcdonalds bag story musta fooled them, fosho
Marshall: “Don’t worry I’ll be your Rod Smith”
Royal: “Damn it…”
“Tall physical marsh talks to mini speedy marsh”
“dont do grugs, stay in school and if you ever get a mug shot taken of you call me up ill show you how to make an awesome face”
Royal: “Build any rockets lately, Brandon?”
Marshall: “I dont understand, what do you mean?”
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