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  • The last time the Broncos had a dual threat wide receiver-return specialist like Eddie Royal was over 30 years ago, and his name was Rick Upchurch.  [Denver Post]
  • With 4th round pick Marcus Thomas and 3rd rounder Ryan Harris starting on Saturday, the 2007 draft class is all topsy-turvy.  [DPO]
  • An extremely candid interview with Thomas about his rookie season - a real eye opener regarding his playing shape last year.  Great read.  [RMN]
  • Andre Hall isn’t letting the new running backs take his #2 spot. [Rocky Mountain News]
  • Nothing like pointing out the obvious:  Matt Prater still has a lot to prove.  [DPO]
  • DPO Mailbag covers John Lynch, Jay Cutler, and more. [DPO]
  • Houston preseason info.  [DenverBroncos.com]
  • UPDATE: Yesterday I mentioned Sirius NFL Radio will be visiting Broncos camp.  It’s moved up an hour to 10AM (meaning it’s already underway).

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Yesterday’s winner - mikebirty:  “Thank you for flying packers airlines. The emergency exits can be found here, here and the New York Jets.” Honorable mention: Danish Denver Fan, E. Halsey Miles.

Philip Rivers
Oh, so many possibilities… (AP Photo/Jack Smith)

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33 comments

1 flbronc { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 10:02 })

i threw class out the window long ago…. hey- there it goes.

2 mc98gg { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 10:14 })

don’t touch me now, my boyfriend is over there.

3 mikebirty { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 10:24 })

Referee: “Now, can you show me the naughty kid who took your candy and i’ll go and get it back for you.”

(Notice how after yesterdays brit centric attempt, i translated this one to american by saying candy not sweets!)

4 Danish Denver-fan! { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 10:25 })

#1
During the to-minute-warning of the first half Phillip Rivers said, qoute: “Whine, whine whine, bitch, moan, whine, whine”..

#2
E.T. phone home!

#3
Hey reff, I’m supposed to score in that end, right?

#4
Look, look - Norm just threw a flag - AGAIN!

#5
Uh-oh… Watch out, reff, incoming DOOM!

#6
C’mon reff, do something - Brady is running away with that AFC championship again!

5 Danish Denver-fan! { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 10:26 })

Nice, mc98gg…!

6 GreasyQtip { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 10:35 })

“Hey look at that guy on the jumbo tron! It looks like the Ref is stroking his inner thigh, what a loser!”

7 Jason { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 10:47 })

Ref: “Phillip. Phillip! You can’t call your shots here…”

8 DrewB { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:04 })

Ref asks “is that Lady Speedstick your wearing ??”

9 Danish Denver-fan! { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:06 })

Phillip Rivers was afraid Brett Favre would land in San Diego: “He would put me out of imployment!”

10 Scott { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:07 })

“Hey”, That’s the d-tackle that glued your face to my shoulder!

11 E. Halsey Miles { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:12 })

“Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s…JAY CUTLER?!”

12 blackhillsbronx { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:17 })

(just prior to photo JC shown on Jumbotron throwing 4th TD pass of the day)

Ref: “Calm down, Phyllis…I’m sure nobody really thinks Jay Cutler is a better Q-back than you.”

13 TJ { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:26 })

See? Look, I told you… it’s Manbearpig!! Right there!!

14 TJ { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:26 })

See? Look, I told you… it’s Manbearpig!! Right there!!

15 Patrick { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:34 })

Love lift us up where we belong!

16 andy b. { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 11:57 })

Rivers: “Ref! Ref, look! That fan up there is choking!”
Referee: “Take it easy, pal. Listen, if anybody in this place is choking, I think we both know who it is.”

17 Pat { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 12:35 })

Ref: Are you ready for your colonosocopy Mr. Rivers
Rivers: You’re going to stick your finger where? Sounds good to me

18 Trent { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 13:03 })

Look ref…This is our big moment. You better touch me now while the light is still good.

19 LorDog { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 13:06 })

Pull in a little closer here, ref. I want to show you what I did last night with that guy sitting up there…

20 Denver Diehard { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 13:25 })

“Hey, Favre can’t land his chopper here!”

21 Hansen { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 14:04 })

Waaaaahhhh, I lost my balloon!

22 HogBlog { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 17:11 })

“Oh my god, is that Ryan Leaf?” Ok Norv…just tell me WTF’s going on? You said I was better than Cutler…what happened?

23 AKscott { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 17:34 })

Ref to Phyllis.. “Hey!! Dont you point that noodle arm in here Mr.
Now you march your butt into that locker room and think about those awful floating ducks you’ve been throwing all day!”

24 bob { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 17:45 })

hey ref see that cloud it kind of looks like my boyfriend sucking my dick

25 jeremy { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 17:49 })

Hey ref tell cutler to stop showing off!

26 scotto { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 17:51 })

Hansen has the best quote, by far. HAHAHA. Waaaahhhhh.

27 AKscott { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 18:19 })

Ref to Phyllis “Hey!! Don’t you point that noodle arm in here Mr. Man. Now you march your butt into that locker room and you think about those awful floating ducks you’ve been throwing all day!”

28 GR Waters { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 18:35 })

Look up there ref, I’m really on the team!!! LT really doesn’t carry my jock.

29 rcsodak { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 18:36 })

“17, shutup and quit pointing at the big cheerleader on the screen!
Hey, wanna see where the horse bit me?”

30 GreasyQtip { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 18:42 })

Oh laughs on Hansen for sure!

31 Zac { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 19:22 })

See that ref, there goes the rest of my dignity flying away

32 AKscott { 08.05.08 at Tue Aug 05 20:14 })

lol TJ.. manbearpig…
Im super serial

33 CourtneyBrown98 { 08.18.08 at Mon Aug 18 18:46 })

OOHH GREAT REF, LT IS HATES ME AND THEY SPELL MY NAME WITH ONE L INSTEAD OF TWO ON THE SCANTRON!! COULD LIFE GET ANY WORSE??WHERES THE FLAG REF???

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