Create-A-Caption - Wed Aug 27

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1 Johnny Leatherhead { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 08:19 })

Hey Jay, pull my finger. I dare ya!

2 Garret Barnes { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 08:26 })

Look Jay, Matt Leinart is trying to make people think that he was a better pick than you.

Jay: You’re right he hit that ref straight on.

3 BH { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 08:29 })

Shanahan: We’ve got them right where we want them.

4 LorDog { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 08:31 })

C’mon coach, it’s bigger than that!

5 no-pseudo-fan { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 08:37 })

Did the move involve a knuckle?

6 Boisebroncoguy { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 08:41 })

Yes Jay, this is how Al Davis used to hold my leash, but I still got away.

7 flbronc { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 08:59 })

coach: ok, heads and rivers is a d-bag and tails he’s whiny baby.

jay: sounds good coach, flip it.

8 Jonathan Douglas { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 09:11 })

How do you like my new invisible clipboard?

9 Ryan { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 09:18 })

“Quit laughing Jay, I am serious. After the week one game, if Javon Walker is coming at you like this, he probably has a shiv.”

10 Aaron { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 09:18 })

Yeah, you just give the hooker the money out in the open. Anything to keep Marshall away from his ex!

11 Amos { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 09:42 })

“So Rivers fit the whole thing up his ass?”

12 mikebirty { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 09:43 })

Oh my god! Jay you’re about eaten alive by Nate Webster’s helmet.

13 Denver Diehard { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 09:44 })

“You call it Jay, Heads you can pass, if tails then Seldon runs it in”

14 mikebirty { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 09:51 })

look coach, i know money’s tight but do i have to wear a pee wee helmet?

15 mikebirty { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 09:55 })

(i should probably stop after this one!)

And if i point my finger like this and raise it to my nose it either means i want you to audible into a two tight end, single back set and run a stretch left or i’m picking a booger.

16 J.C. { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 10:00 })

So, I slept with that pig last night

17 TJ { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 10:34 })

And so Griese said. “No Coach, I tripped over my dog. I promise”. Hah. hah hah!!

18 GreasyQtip { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 11:20 })

“Got your nose!”

19 GreasyQtip { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 11:22 })

“Don’t **** up you little ****, my jobs depending on it…”

20 Trent { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 11:39 })

… Then i went up to the ref and came him one of these… And he just happened to change the call.

21 hercules rockefeller { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 12:04 })

It’s called a Texas Titty Twister.

First, you grab the nipple like so……

22 LorDog { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 12:18 })

Coach: “You actually stepped out of bounds right there and got away with it didn’t you?”

23 Linmoo { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 12:47 })

Rock-Paper-Scissors ya for the next touchdown pass call!

24 Patrick { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 13:05 })

“One time Al Davis and I were in the film room and he falls a sleep on me. I shake him, he still doesn’t wake up. I thought he was dead right there.”

25 Chuck { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 13:28 })

‘Have you met my girlfriend? Her name is five finger sally.

26 Sam { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 14:19 })

Next time you go behind center, just stick your finger in their crack and watch their face.

27 jibbons { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 14:36 })

After 15 minutes you stop sitting on it, and it really does feel like a stranger.

28 MIAbronco { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 15:26 })

Shanny-”so I shot the basterd Al Davis”
Jay-”did you now”

29 Jason { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 16:07 })

Mike: “Heads: Hackney is your back up and I cut Patrick, Tails: I cut Ramsey anyway and we get Jack (Elway) to back you up.”
Jay: “*laughs* Perfect.”

30 Kyle { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 17:20 })

Mike: “Haha, Rivers just shit his pants.”

31 daveb { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 17:39 })

In his best Bill Clinton voice >> “No Jay, I did not have sexual relations with Al Davis!”

32 Big V { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 18:53 })

Jay: “Come on do another one” Shanny: “Ok Ok, here’s my Bob Dole impersination”

33 Bill { 08.27.08 at Wed Aug 27 22:51 })

Hey Jay, Did you see Philip Rivers trying to pull his head out of his ass?

34 Danish Denver-fan! { 08.28.08 at Thu Aug 28 00:02 })

Mike (Lincoln): C’mon Jay - your country needs you!

35 Danish Denver-fan! { 08.28.08 at Thu Aug 28 00:03 })

Mike: “Have you seen rest of my finger?!”

36 Danish Denver-fan! { 08.28.08 at Thu Aug 28 00:04 })

Mike: “Man this jacket is to big for me!”

Jay: “Your just have to yank it down like this.”

37 Danish Denver-fan! { 08.28.08 at Thu Aug 28 00:05 })

Mike: “It’s like that with Al, you give him your finger…”

38 chargerbomb { 08.28.08 at Thu Aug 28 11:45 })

[Mike] : “Send in the kicker”
[Jay]: “Kicker? I hardly know her!”
[Mike]:

39 E. Halsey Miles { 08.28.08 at Thu Aug 28 14:32 })

That? Over there? That’s Al Davis turning into a mummy. Which won’t be any different from now.

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