Heroic Haiku: No Favre Watch

Herm Edwards and Brett Favre (Getty Images)

Here we go again, another haiku for you. This week has two winners in two special categories.

This week’s topic? The joy that is the end of Favre Watch.

Like always, I’ll take the first crack at it.

After four years of
The indecisive Brett Favre
It is now over

Think you can beat that? Try it after the jump.

Special witty, freestyle, and American spirited props goes out to…

areferee

Good ol’ bin Laden…
Thought the Seals had forgotten…
‘sted he bin shotten

The Von Miller-centric winner is…

ETL

Texas A and M
Put him on his back again
Cry Philip Rivers

Congratulations new haiku hero, you earned it.