Heroic Haiku: Von Miller

Jordan Jefferson of the LSU Tigers throws under pressure from Von Miller of the Texas A&M Aggies during the AT&T Cotton Bowl. (Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

Here we go again, another haiku for you. And yes, another Haiku hero has emerged.

This week’s topic? Von Miller.

Like always, I’ll take the first crack at it.

Von Miller at two
3-4, 4-3, it’s sack time
Make your scheme fit him

Think you can beat that? Try it after the jump.

The winner is…

areferee

It might be Fairley…
A pick I love, jus’ barely…
But Cam is the SHAFT!

Congratulations new haiku hero, you earned it.