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Published on 04/01/2011 at Fri Apr 01 12:39.
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Heroic Haiku: A contest of the best Tebow haiku

Posted Fri Apr 1st by

Quarterback Tim Tebow #15 of the Denver Broncos eludes a sack attempt by defensive end Antonio Smith #94 of the Houston Texas at INVESCO Field at Mile High on December 26, 2010 in Denver, Colorado. (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Quarterback Tim Tebow #15 of the Denver Broncos eludes a sack attempt by defensive end Antonio Smith #94 of the Houston Texas at INVESCO Field at Mile High on December 26, 2010 in Denver, Colorado. (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

I hope you like creating many haiku (yes, that’s the plural, I Binged it) because I’m starting a series called Heroic Haiku.

Every week I’ll have a new topic to haiku about. If you don’t know how a haiku works, fret not, it’s a three line poem that follows a 5-7-5 syllable structure.

The winner of each week will be enshrined in the Heroic Hall of Haiku.

This week’s topic? Tim Tebow. I’ll kick each article with one of my own.

He sells jerseys fast
Tebow is built to outlast
I wear jockey now.
– Mr. East

Do you think you can beat that Tebow fans?

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    I can do all things
    Phillipians 4:13
    Holy strength facepaint

  • areferee

    Timmay is a Beast
    As I submit this to East
    Am I a poet now?

  • areferee

    Give me STRENGTH…

    No. Wait! Give ME strength…

  • stuckinraiderland

    Antonio Smith
    understands why Tebow is
    franchise quarterback

  • TheTroglodyte

    Tebow is a beast
    Gets raw with a southpaw style
    Makes Kerry Angry

  • wyrob

    star before a snap
    moves on ground but floats by air
    yet to earn his job

  • stuckinraiderland

    I think it depends…
    If this counts as publishing,
    Technically, yes

  • TheTroglodyte

    With Biblical smack
    Quote a verse with no rehearse
    Leads to promised land

  • TheTroglodyte

    With Ice Water Veins
    Shadow, Valley, Death, No Fear
    Tebow Time Draws Near!

  • areferee

    Hot dogs and a beer
    and this ain't quite Shakespeare
    But T-Bone's da man!

  • TheTroglodyte

    Damn you! I have a serious craving for a hot dog and beer now lol

  • mikebirty

    Draft I was doubtful
    Fourty yard run gainst raiders
    Tebow converts me

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    His teammates say he is fun,
    We know he can run,
    He must be the One.

  • areferee

    Good ol' Mike Birty
    On draft day he was Dirty
    Now Gots 15 on his Shirty

  • herc_rock

    Bouncing passes
    QB keepers up the middle
    Switch to linebacker

  • Broncohio

    Once was a Gator
    I was his biggest hater
    Broncos next Savior!

  • Broncohio

    Winning is his thing
    Will bring Pat Bowlen more rings
    Orange and Blue Sing

  • Broncohio

    Stiff arm to the face
    no keeping up with his pace
    Broncos in first place

  • crazykid

    Wow, I must say I'm very impressed with you guys haha.
    There's some good stuff here… I just wish i could hear Hope's Haiku

  • Broncohio

    What some see as wack
    Broncos starting Quaterback
    Rings we will not Lack

  • TheTroglodyte

    Rofl

  • http://twitter.com/Jay_the_Brave Jay Matthews

    He be truckin' fools
    Alla time movin' the sticks
    Throwin' it Hulk style

  • Broncohio

    NFL Beware
    Defenses Tebow will tear
    Soon to be sporting hardware

  • Gradishar53

    Beat death in the womb
    Tebow anointed the one
    Chuck Norris fears him

  • mikebirty

    I have to say that's the best Haiku I've ever had written about me on a Broncos based website

  • http://nation.theorangepage.com/blog Ian Henson

    Where is Horvil Tiki? He'd win this every week.

  • Buddyshark

    Tebow is a jerk
    he is a self centered fool
    Bring on Orton NOW

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    Exactly what I was thinking…

  • Hansen

    Tim Tebow has faith
    Elway does not believe yet
    Stupid McDaniels

  • Jchase8410

    Champion worker
    Underscored by achievement
    Tebow equals WIN

  • troyn

    The Duke has his doubts
    Evidence of things hoped for
    Have faith wins will come

  • http://profiles.google.com/joshheath88 Josh Heath

    Tebow starts first game
    Man that would be just awesome
    Orton is just lame

  • Gradishar53

    Athlete of divine
    Virginity lost on him
    No tail for Tebow

  • areferee

    Sing with me…

    Haiku-ka-chu Mrs. Robinson…

  • areferee

    It would go something like this:

    5:7:5 yu sey? K…

    Teabo is grate
    and i thimk i mite just be on to sumthing…else
    Thee end

  • http://ticklecityaward.com/denver/ AJ

    haha, I'm chuckling at a lot of these. Good stuff people.

  • http://ticklecityaward.com/denver/ AJ

    haha, I'm chuckling at a lot of these. Good stuff people.

  • mark

    Tebow is a ‘baller
    With ease, he destroys safeties
    Winning all the while

  • mark

    Crap! I can’t even count! Just realized that first line has 6.