Create-a-Caption: They’re only chasing safeties… or by safeties

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments and your winners from last time after the jump.

Winner: areferee –  “Coming up next…the NFL announces its new Fall schedule:

“Football: Fond Memories from the Past”,

“The 2011 Draft: All Dressed Up and No Place to Go”, and

“NFL Cheerleaders: A Study in Silicon”

Runner-up: Paradisimo – “I apologize for the graphic behind me. Obviously the players and owners have not met in the middle.”

Second runner-up: mikebirty – “So here’s the plan, if the players remain on strike….

Owner Bowl I.

The opening weekend will be Bowlen vs Davies and Glazer vs the 111,921 Green Bay Stockholders“