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Published on 02/03/2011 at Thu Feb 03 06:41.
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John Fox Coach Press Conference

If you’re new to BroncoTalk, this is a weekly segment where we let you, the commenter, flex your comedy muscles by captioning the photo above. Previous winners are announced after the jump. No, there is no prize. Yes, we accept bribes. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Photoshopped? Yes. Hilarious? Yes. Miles and Todd Haley (Footballguys.com)

Photoshopped? Yes. Hilarious? Yes. Miles and Todd Haley (Footballguys.com)

Winner: areferee – “What a long walk! First the Horse’s head, then the Horse’s *ss!”

Runner up: mikebirty – “Why the long face?”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    Fox: “John, stop pinching my backside!”
    Bowlen under his breath: “I'm not, now shut up and smile”
    Fox: “A-whoooo-I-cantt-ta-ta-that tickles!”
    Elway to himself: *I haven't had this much fun since team pictures in '98*

  • Mergrath

    TMZ reports that Mr. Bowlen had to be helped from the podium after pulling up lame on his last coaching hire.

  • mikebirty

    Its your basic Statue of Liberty Fumblerooski Hook and Ladder on two.
    Break

  • areferee

    “I TOLD you the new Cheerleader Draft would be fun”!

  • areferee

    “Nyuk Nyuk Nyku Nyuk…Hey Moe, Hey Moe!

  • areferee

    As BroncoTalk snaps the photo, the Broncos' Trinity gazes out the window at Dove Valley as Josh McDaniel's SUV clears the driveway…

  • areferee

    (OK. So I'm stuffing the ballot box a little. Victory is an aphrodisiac!)

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    Photographer: “Okay guys, look this way and picture Al Davis in a speedo.”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    At this exact moment John Fox remembers what he left in Carolina before contemplates why a team would then hire him.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    First — re: “Why the long face?” — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Second, Bowlen: “Xanders, did you just grab my ass?”

    Xanders (off camera): “That's a physical impossibility, SIR.”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    On a serious note, if you saw them take these pictures (like I did through the presser), it was quite remarkable. Bowlen had a terrible scowl the WHOLE time. Then the cameras came on and he instantly transformed to the happiest dude ever. Surreal.

  • herc_rock

    Immediately after this photograph was taken Bowlen wiped the drool from his mouth, congratulated Greg Robinson and John Elway for winning SB XXXIII, shit his pants and demanded that Glen Cadrez clean it up.

  • Triston27

    Sure, this was good, but Nattiel, Johnson, and Jackson did it better.

    http://cache2.asset-cache.net/…

  • herc_rock

    ole!

  • mikebirty

    Ok, all keep smiling and once we're in the back we start fielding calls about trading Tebow for Matt Moore.

  • mikebirty

    Fox: “The interview was easy. They asked me, what would you do if you were down late in a game and had been running the ball well. Would you throw three consecutive passes?”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    3? More like 8…

  • TD30isMVP

    So guys, were you serious when you said Orton would be the starter if we had to play today?

  • TD30isMVP

    Pat: If you guysh move (hick) I will prably fall down (hick).

  • 5280

    Fox:”yo which one of you farted?”

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    Bowlen: Well boys there it is. That twisted up, smoldering, slightly stinky thing in front of you is your franchise!

    All laugh…

    Bowlen: No, I'm serious.

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    John: Come on pat… Just one more time…

    Bowlen: Okay, Okay…. THIS ONE'S FOR JOHN.

    —FLASH—

  • Paradisimo

    Two Johns and a little Pat usually ends up with an arrest.

  • Gary_in_SD

    The moment right after Pat announces to the media, “Folks, these here are the gentlemen that will guide us to the Superbowl next season.”

  • mikebirty

    Fox: “Now where do I get fitted for my hoodie?”

  • roshon2411

    Elway: Foxy, $20 bucks if you tag Bowlen right in the nuts…

    Fox: Really?

    Elway: Yeah he's bombed…he won't remember a thing!

  • Geoffhull

    Smile if you think this team sucks

  • Paradisimo

    Can you believe we found a 3-for-1 deal on orange ties!

  • crazykid

    looks more like Elways got a Browns tie on…
    he just cant let go of The Drive…

  • areferee

    “The medal ceremony at the Orange Tie Olympics”.

  • Glendeeclif

    One Stallion and two donkeys!!!

  • Glendeeclif

    Maybe it's “One Stallion and “two wanna be's”

  • Paradisimo

    A mile “high” at Invesco Field

  • http://twitter.com/sodahawk kd

    Three old men try to erase one young jackass.

  • Btbinkley

    Just smile, we all know we are f@@led again next season!!???

  • Btbinkley

    Just smile, we all know we are f@@led again next season!!???