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Published on 06/22/2010 at Tue Jun 22 12:59.
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Create-a-Caption: When’s Doom’s Day?

Posted Tue Jun 22nd by

 This one is obviously a set up.

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (6) scrambles out of the pocket to avoid the rush of Denver Broncos' Elvis Dumervil (92) during the first quarter of an NFL preseason football game in Denver on Sunday, Aug. 30, 2009. (AP Photo/Ed Andrieski )

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (6) scrambles out of the pocket to avoid the rush of Denver Broncos' Elvis Dumervil (92) during the first quarter of an NFL preseason football game in Denver on Sunday, Aug. 30, 2009. (AP Photo/Ed Andrieski )

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Last winner and a new awards section after the jump.

Albert Haynesworth (Getty Images)
Hmmm, this orange drink round box represent owners, GMs, and fan base. This gut represent swollen gross over payment. This jersey represent mere technicality. And this foot represent my foot! Albert SMASH!

 

Winner: dogheadbrew

 

Runner-up Awards

This is a new section I will be implementing from now on. Basically I just make up awards for all the runners up every week.

 

The Kind of Gross but it Works Award

austin from Boise

“I am Albert and I got my Hanes In a Haynesworth, This will be my third Skid mark, I need a change!”

 

The Blast on the Head From the Past Award

Big Bronc 

 “Stomp on a guys head one time…….when the f!($ are they going to let me wear cleats again.”

 

The Yeah, He Went There Award

mikebirty

“Page one in the new book “Players we admire” by Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler.”

 

The Very Observant Award

Estes2sd

Albert – ” Three cups with one hand, that’s talent! How much is he getting paid?”

 

The Things Probably Said Award

denverfanindallas

“Does this count as a lunge? it’s another $20 for a squat…”

  • steeplebomb

    Cutler: “So then I said, well, if you're going to consider trading me then I guess my services would be better appreciated elsewhere. You believe me right?… Right?

    Doom: “SHUT UP AND GET IN MAH BELLY”

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com/ Jon

    Doom: “Take me with you!”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Nope, Jay. We're still not over it.

  • TheTroglodyte

    Holy $%*^ theres a giant black man chasin me!

  • TheTroglodyte

    Don't hit me! I got the dye a bee tus!!!

  • Nisse

    Holy $%*^ theres a midget black man chasin me!

  • Nisse

    Holy $%*^ theres a black midget chasin me!*

  • dogheadbrew

    JC: RED SHIRT! RED SHIRT!

    ED: Not anymore whiner boy.

  • Maximumiron

    Oh NO, were is CLADY, ROYAL, MARSHALL, anyone else I can blame for my team losing?

  • Josh Manning

    Doom: I'm coming to get your sorry a** Jay!!!

    Jay: I left Denver for this???

  • Bron-diddly-oncos

    I said no autographs!

  • areferee

    Does a Bear sh*t in the pocket?

  • Salaurabee

    the first time a white guy ran from “elvis”

  • SoCal Den Fan

    Doom: Be careful what you wish for!
    JC: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I take it back I take it back. I love denver I love denver and josh too.

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    Let me give you a real reason to cry, bitch and moan you little bastard!

  • Estes2sd

    At this exact moment Cutler tries to figure out if a sack or a 50 yard interception will help his team more.

  • Awesome, Austin

    Jay: “Mommy!”

  • macklure

    JC: Gonna go get some pussy tonight, Elvis?
    Doom: Going for one right now, bitch.
    JC: Dop!

  • linmoo

    The reunion of old friends QB Jay Cuter and LB Elvis Dumervil results in some playful banter, a warm embrace, and turf embedded in Cutler's facemask.

  • Tom9798

    Catch me if you can . . . Oooooooo . . . Catch me if you can . . . Ooooo . . . Catch me if you can . . . Ooooooo . . . I will run with all of my might . . . .

  • Tony

    Doom: No hard feelings but the only two things that can happen are interception or me sacking you.

    Cutler: Shut up, trade me from your team on Madden.

    Doom: You aren't on my team.

    Cutler: What the hell, Doom!

    Doom: Oh, cry me a Philip Rivers

  • mikebirty

    JC: “Don't forget its flag football!”
    Doom: “That's fine, providing the flag is in your spleen”

  • mikebirty

    Back, Down, Forward, Low Punch
    Doom rips out heart and shows it to the crowd

  • http://thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com Mike Birtwistle

    JC: “Don't forget its flag football!”
    Doom: “That's fine, providing the flag is in your spleen”

  • http://thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com Mike Birtwistle

    Back, Down, Forward, Low Punch
    Doom rips out heart and shows it to the crowd