Create-a-Caption: When’s Doom’s Day?

 This one is obviously a set up.

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (6) scrambles out of the pocket to avoid the rush of Denver Broncos' Elvis Dumervil (92) during the first quarter of an NFL preseason football game in Denver on Sunday, Aug. 30, 2009. (AP Photo/Ed Andrieski )

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Last winner and a new awards section after the jump.

Winner: dogheadbrew

 

Runner-up Awards

This is a new section I will be implementing from now on. Basically I just make up awards for all the runners up every week.

 

The Kind of Gross but it Works Award

austin from Boise

“I am Albert and I got my Hanes In a Haynesworth, This will be my third Skid mark, I need a change!”

 

The Blast on the Head From the Past Award

Big Bronc 

 “Stomp on a guys head one time…….when the f!($ are they going to let me wear cleats again.”

 

The Yeah, He Went There Award

mikebirty

“Page one in the new book “Players we admire” by Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler.”

 

The Very Observant Award

Estes2sd

Albert – ” Three cups with one hand, that’s talent! How much is he getting paid?”

 

The Things Probably Said Award

denverfanindallas

“Does this count as a lunge? it’s another $20 for a squat…”