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Published on 10/31/2009 at Sat Oct 31 11:30.
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Create-a-Caption: Happy Jay

Posted Sat Oct 31st by

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (6) clowns around prior to their NFL football game against the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta Sunday, Oct. 18, 2009. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (6) clowns around prior to their NFL football game against the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta Sunday, Oct. 18, 2009. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. (Obviously this guy is a divisive figure, so keep it clean and we can all have fun with it!). Winner gets a Denver Broncos keychain! Last time’s winner after the jump.

Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots gestures during a game against the Baltimore Ravens at Gillette Stadium on October 4, 2009 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

With a new take on an old theme, Brady calls out his penalty. (Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

Winner: dogheadbrew

Runners up:

broncofanindallas: eeny meeny miney mo,
a temper tantrum I will throw
yes the ravens we will beat
because they come close to my feet
I will moan and get the call
after all it’s not football
It’s a reality show and I’m the man
If I can’t do it, no one can
we beat you on our way to become undefeated
but everyone knows it’s because bill cheated
a foul will be called, a tuck will be ruled
we will win regardless, and you’ve all been fooled

jonkrause: With pain on his face, Tom Brady quotes: “He hit my knee!”

Jeremy Bridgman: “Hey Bill! Make sure you get these guys on tape! We can sell the video to the Bengals before Sunday.”

ted: TB: Hey look guys its Josh… Hi Josh! I miss ya buddy.
Rest of the offense: Tom will you shut up and hike the ball we know its Josh.

T-Money: Come on REF! PAY ATTENTION! (Ed note: I got it, think Josh McD mic’d up).

denverfanindallas: “If I could……..just…..hit……..the……….reset………..button………..I haven’t saved since before the Jet’s loss…..”

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  • boisebroncoguy

    Yee-Haw! If I'm counting right, this should mean I will throw 15 more interceptios than touchdowns.

  • Kawike

    Think I'm good enough for a job in vegas?

  • Nisse

    devin hester thinking: its a fact! white boys cant dance!
    devin hester saying: nice jay! great dance moves! and yeah, your a great team leader to.

  • samincali

    come on every body jazz hands! thats right jazz hands! NO devin like this!

  • broncos4ever

    Who put Icy Hot in my jock?!

  • denverfanindallas

    “you do the hokey pokey, and you bolt town for lots of cash… that's what it's all about!”

  • King_Louie

    Hey, watch me pull this game outta my butt!

  • denverfanindallas

    Pro Bowl Quarterback Jay Culter decides that just throwing off his back foot has become too easy, now tries tossing helmet off, leg up and goofy face painted on.

  • denverfanindallas

    “Last year I got to the ProBowl on stats….this year I may need dance moves”

  • denverfanindallas

    After off season training with Mr. Miagi, Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler tries his crane kick on his better equipped, higher poised opponent Aaron Rogers.

  • denverfanindallas

    “No No No, Hester. Ray Lewis' dace is like this!”

  • djmbluemoon

    Jay Cutler, throwing footballs from his right hand, his left hand, and his left hand, becomes the first player in NFL history to throw three interceptions on the same play.

  • djmbluemoon

    whoops, left foot obviously

  • denverfanindallas

    “Seriously, NO WAY…….. I'll tell you what… If the Broncos go 6-0 without me, I'll dance during pregame….whatever dance you choose Hester”

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    Hey come on…. This impressed everybody in Denver…

  • denverfanindallas

    Hester thinks “Geez, you give a guy some money and he goes all coo coo on ya.”

  • broncosfaninal

    Never Cutler's fault: After leading the Bears into their only possession in Atlanta territory and watching the placekicker miss the field goal, Cutler yells and shows the placekicker how to kick properly.

  • Fan From Spain

    Playoffs??!! Don't Talk about playoffs! Playoffs??!

  • broncobobmeridian

    Cutler shows off to Hester how he's mastered a Field Sobriety test from being pulled over for driving under the influence so many times.

  • coskibum

    I just saved $200 off my auto insurance with Geico!

  • Katch22

    Shanny, HEY SHANNY…… Ya I'm over here. Yes I remembered to throw a whole bunch of INT's and lose the game. I'll get Lovie fired so we can be together again next year. Alright then, yup love you too.

  • Estes2SD

    Cutlers sad attempt of the “Dirty Bird”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    now I'm 2/3 through my hop skip and a jump outta this town!

  • TheTroglodyte

    *Singing* I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair… JAZZ HANDS!!!

  • jonkrause

    I flew out of Denver, can I get out of here?

  • jonkrause

    Devin: “Jay whatcha doing now?”
    JC: “This is my 'Josh McDaniels!”
    Devin: “Oh for holloween?”
    JC: “Yeah, I'm a blood-sucking-bat!”

  • jonkrause

    JC: “Then he said toodles, and kicked the door on me!”
    Devin thinks to himself, Josh really is a smart guy.

  • jonkrause

    Devin: “Yo, that's not a stretch.”
    Cuter: “Yo dude I know, I'm showing off my moves to that cheerleader!”

  • jonkrause

    Look mom, no hands and one foot!
    Hester: You just had your third pick!
    I know, who else can do that with no hands and one foot!

  • jonkrause

    “I landed in Chi-town, and kicked away any chance of play-offs! That's the second team in 2 years!”

  • denverfanindallas

    Ef it had n't a-been for Cotton-eyed Joe
    I'd been married long time ago
    Where did you come from, where did you go
    Where did you come from Cotton-eyed Joe

  • dogheadbrew

    Cutler: “…Then I was like 'ooh, like I'm really scared Rivers!' and he was like…”
    Hester: “Jay, we've all seen the video.”

    or

    After seeing “Happy Cutler” the Bears unanimously vote for “Dejected Pouting Cutler.”

    or

    Jay Cutler lays a surprising stinker in the Atlanta game, figuratively and literally.

  • http://www.pennington.net Mike

    Who's got a match? Light my fart…

  • McgarnagleDB

    Watch me transform into mega-douchebag

  • mikebirty

    Mr. Miyagi says that “If do right, no can defense.” Yeah and hopefully no can interception too!

  • eyeh8f8

    “When you don't play up to the hype, you can always audition for Dancing With The Stars. I'm just wondering which star you'll get to dance with.

  • tbird1973

    ooh ooh I do , a match, my personality and your aah, right ,light your fart, what was I thinking I'm the franchise you light my fart.

  • wbross57

    CONGRATULATIONS Bears Fans, you've traded for this FRANCHISE QB currently on pace to take 29 sacks and throw 26 interceptions!

  • samrotolo

    Whoo Hoo! Kyle for MVP.

  • GrinandTell

    I can hold up the entire Chicago Bears franchise on these here shoulders and I don't even need to keep both feet on the ground.

    And to think that McDoofus questioned my mental abilities.

    Geez, I just didn't want to stick around for three seasons as the defense painfully-transitioned to the 3-4.

    Whaaat? The Bears are gonna fire Lovie and do the same thing here in a few months?

    Not without my permission you don't, Mr. McCaskey. Or haven't you heard that I'm the face-of-the-franchise?

    But go ahead and make coaching changes without my clearance. I've made that pouty Ferris-Bueller's-best-friend-face before and I can sure do it again.

  • McgarnagleDB

    Once again Cutler fails to entice any teammates to play limbo between his legs.

  • McgarnagleDB

    Cutler shows his team this year's Halloween costume, as the guy who stepped on Chuck Norris's boot and just got kicked in the stomach

  • Gary_in_SD

    Maybe rolling in money last night was a bad idea. I think I have a Benny in my bum!

  • bw53

    This was the position I was in when I took my dump on the city of Denver and its fans!

  • McgarnagleDB

    The crime rate in Chicago is out of hand. Whenever Devin Hester puts his finger in Cutler's back, Jay quickly surrenders, “Please don't shoot! Just take my Nikes and don't hurt me!”

  • McgarnagleDB

    Cutler and Hester team up to scale the edges of this photo. “Look Lovie, no hands!”

  • McgarnagleDB

    With his helmet pulling the neck back, each of these exotic pre-game exercises rigorously work-out the core muscles to help eliminate Jay's third chin.

  • McgarnagleDB

    Hester, “Damnit Jay how many times I gotta say it, you can't blow on painted toenails with your shoes on.”

  • McgarnagleDB

    Hester, “Give it up Jay, 'talk to the foot' isn't real slang. It's just gonna get your ass kicked.” Cutler, “Ohhhhh talk to mah foot beyotch!”

  • http://twitter.com/jdbridgman Jeremy Bridgman

    Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler attempts to distract the team from his midling play with his FABULOUS p-p-p-p-p-poker face.

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