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Published on 08/26/2009 at Wed Aug 26 14:47.
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Create-a-Caption – Present and Accounted For

Posted Wed Aug 26th by

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall waves as he heads to the practice field to take part in drills at the team's NFL football training camp Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2009, in Englewood, Colo. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall waves as he heads to the practice field. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Winner gets a Denver Broncos keychain! Last week’s winner after the jump.

(AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

I am getting a vision of a guy in Boise who needs a keychain. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Congratulations to Boisebroncoguy! We’ll be sending you an email with more info soon. Here are the runner-ups:

Kayce: “Vizualize not sucking.”

TD30isMVP: Orton: Stupid Chinese finger traps I can’t get my fingers out!
Buckhalter: Push in then pull! Dumb@$$.

Big V: Orton: “GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!!GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!THE VOICES WONT STOP!!!”
Buckhalter: Yo Kyle ! Thats the Coach giving you the play!!

trails: See Bucky, this is where I keep all my wins.

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  • wbross57

    raise your hand if you slapped a bitch

  • DC

    Taxi!!!!!

  • soxbigdog

    “I’m open… somebody throw me 15 million!”

  • Jon Krause

    “Hey coach, Orty said it was on 3, then snapped it on one! So don’t tell me to “fire off the ball!” Geese!”

  • Jon Krause

    “Bye Eddie, I’m sore again…”

  • Jon Krause

    Marsh: “Coach, I forgot my gloves, so can you provide me some?”
    MCD: “Uh anybody that’ll let you use there’s is fine, I can’t do anything for you.”
    Marsh: “Oh come, you are not treating me right man, I just want respect!”

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    So i go this way for how many miles before I hit rock bottom?

  • Jon Krause

    “Hey guys sup.”
    *”Umm Brandon were not supposed to be nice to you.”
    “Bye guys.”

  • Kawike

    I don’t get paid enough to reach any higher for a pass than this.

  • SuperfanDB

    “No no Mr. Marshal. You are supposed to raise your right hand when you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.”

  • SuperfanDB

    or…..”Look coach, no cuffs.”

  • bw53

    Hey, Bowlen! That’s how hard I’m gonna go after Orton’s throws if I don’t get paid!

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    Hey coach… How many players go from the pro bowl to the scout team?

  • DC

    Off topic but I told them they shoulda drafted Hood and Orapko. Ayres needs to get his shit together. Come on LB coach teach this kid something!!!

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    mr bowlen “sorry brandon i didn’t say ‘Simon says, raise your hand if you want a new contract’, you’re out.”

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    About two seconds after this brandon realises he’s volunteered to run PLAYS as T.J. houshmandzahdah not to get PAID like him.

  • Rob Bronco

    Raise your hand if you’re sure you’re an idiot..

  • NM Bronc

    Coach, tell Paul and BoiseBronco to shut up or i will never learn the playbook!

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    be like me and praise the sun…

  • Bronco D

    Hey Jerry I’m over here! I hear you’re down one Diva receiver. Well I’m your man!

  • Mark

    If I don’t get a new contract or get traded, I swear I’ll ram this arm straight through a television!!!

  • roshon2411

    Just heard Hillis is returning kicks in practice. Good to see they’ll find ways to get him involved but probably means not much chance of him being the starting RB. Not many starting rb’s field kickoffs.

  • areferee

    “Hi Mom! You may be the only woman in Colorado or Georgia who still loves me!”

  • Estes2SD

    “During McDaniels daily game of Simon Says, Marshall loses in the first round by sliping his hand up even though Simon name was never spoken.”

  • Estes2SD

    Sorry forget my last post – i didnt see Mikbirty already used some Simon Says humor.

    “After missing yet another 40 yard field goal, McDaniels ask the team who here thinks they can kick a 40 yard field goal”?

  • kerry

    ok here is my caption for the contest. (side note: if awesome, austin wins this while using my name then i should also get a prize)

    Brandon: hey if i try real hard, i can throw a left handed INT like Kyle Orton did!!

  • Linmoo

    I have a question, Coach! Are these pass plays written down somewhere, or do I just act like I’m running from the cops?

  • Linmoo

    When I grow up, I’ll be this big!

  • Paul

    Brandon: NM Bronc the border is that way! And for future reference don’t tell your Daddy to shut up or you see this hand…yeah I will hit you just like I hit my women.

  • Paul

    Fans: Raise your hand if you or your family are to blame for Darrent Williams #27 getting shot!
    Marshall: Damn they got me!

  • Big V

    ” Adam Sheffter reports what appears to be an abnormally large sports herrnia as the true cause of Brandon Marshall’s lack of practice time clearly seen in this photo”

  • Paul

    McD: What’s up Coach Belichick…what are you doing here?
    Bill Belichick: Well you know Joshie I have given you guys plenty of Patriots and I came over to see who I could get from you! Now who is it going to be?
    BMarshall: Over here Coach B….take me take me…just get me outta here!

  • Big V

    “Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall wearing his newest creation the half jersey half tutu begins to piroette and plie for the Broncos faithful.”

  • Big V

    BM: “Hey Ladies, yeah its all me!! ”
    Brandon Marshall waves to fans as his attempt to increase his jockstrap bulge utterly fails…

  • Paul
  • Mav_PM

    Save me! I’m drowning in my own self-pity…

  • Mav_PM

    Hey Jay welcome back to Denver! Coach says I can only play on the practice squad anymore. Guess that mean this week I’m playin for Chicago

  • James

    Marshall: Everyone who wants resepect without earning it raise your hand.

  • Gary

    See coach, no drugs!

  • Hogblog

    McDaniels says: “Ok…Who’s the biggest P***y on this practice field today, raise your hand?” Hell’s yeah McBro…you know who dat be…It’s Me Mofo!!! That’s Brandon with a “B”!

  • anthony33

    Lookie over here, I da dumbest MF’er on the planet.

  • Kirk Lundgreen

    Taxi….TAXI….Can’t a whiner get a taxi around here???

  • Steve

    Throw it here, this is the only time I’ll get this open and I’ll show you how I can’t catch

  • wbross57

    I bet I can stick this hand so far up my own ass that no team will want to trade for me.

  • wbross57

    Sorry coach, “error in judgement” … AGAIN

  • Tom9798

    and the most amazing thing to me is . . . I get paid for doing this . . .
    (a line from a Steve Martin song)

  • JG-00

    A surpise visit from San Fran draft pick Michael Crabtree:

    MC: YO!, who here can help a punk a$$ diva receiver get the contract he deserves.
    BM: opps, sorry MC, I though you said who is a punk a$$ diva. My bad.

  • JG-00

    Brian Xanders: any volunteers for our waterboy position? it pays $2.3m per year?

  • JG-00

    Random Fan: How goes the contract negotiations?
    BM: I’m in about this far over my head.

  • ts

    I hit her with this one

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