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Published on 08/26/2009 at Wed Aug 26 14:47.
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Create-a-Caption – Present and Accounted For

Posted Wed Aug 26th by

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall waves as he heads to the practice field to take part in drills at the team's NFL football training camp Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2009, in Englewood, Colo. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall waves as he heads to the practice field. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Winner gets a Denver Broncos keychain! Last week’s winner after the jump.

(AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

I am getting a vision of a guy in Boise who needs a keychain. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Congratulations to Boisebroncoguy! We’ll be sending you an email with more info soon. Here are the runner-ups:

Kayce: “Vizualize not sucking.”

TD30isMVP: Orton: Stupid Chinese finger traps I can’t get my fingers out!
Buckhalter: Push in then pull! Dumb@$$.

Big V: Orton: “GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!!GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!THE VOICES WONT STOP!!!”
Buckhalter: Yo Kyle ! Thats the Coach giving you the play!!

trails: See Bucky, this is where I keep all my wins.

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  • Broncos19

    McDaniels: Brandon raise your hand real fast!
    Brandon: Ok coach now what?
    McDaniels: (yells) WHOS GAY?!?

  • merc22

    B15-raising his hand to get coaches attention-
    McD: “yes, mr.mashall?”
    B15: “when will i get a new contract, i’ve been waiting for awhile now?”
    MCD:” as soon as you kiss my a$$!”

  • Isaiah

    How many more time do I have to keep doing this!

  • roshon2411

    Denver Broncos wideout, Brandon Marshall, waves bye to a fat new contract.

  • SivNiz

    Sup guys, when does camp start?

  • KMA

    Brandon’s Mile High Salute

  • CompUser

    I’m outta here. Why aren’t there any cabs when you need one.

  • Paul

    really that is a lame comment to win off of….can we be real about what is funny or not

  • broncobobmeridian

    Brandon waves at all the guys on the First Team, as he heads off with the scout team.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Now if you hold your playbook like this, you don’t have to read it. The plays will roll down your arm and into your brain.

  • SouthBroncs

    McD: Now- raise your hand if you still don’t understand the playbook?

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Paul: Love you too man! I’m sure everyone has different ideas about what is funny. This is meant to be a fun thing, maybe you should settle down a bit.

  • wes

    Yep thats me a selfish asshole that plays in front of even bigger assholes. GOODLUCK AND GOOD RIDENS!!!!!!!

  • I Piss Excellence

    Marshall (pictured above) demonstrates what he calls “textbook form for straight up smackin’ a ho” to stunned onlookers at Dover Valley.

  • TD30ismvp

    If you do it like this they won’t find you guilty.

  • I Piss Excellence

    ugh. Dove Valley.

  • http://www.webmdreviews.com Robert

    No silly, you slap her like this!

  • TD30ismvp

    Coach: Who has the ball?
    BM: I got it coach, oops, that’s my numb hand I must have dropped it.

  • kerry

    this has nothing to do with the create a caption, but its funny none the less:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTJ9A44wlTI&feature=related

  • Paul

    Brandon: Rasheeda what the hell are you doing here? If you don’t leave I will knock you out and get away with it again!

  • Paul

    boisebroncoguy…you wrote that because you thought you should have won the last one…I mean it was clever but just about all the others were better…maybe you should settle down a bit.

  • Paul

    Brandon: I’m right here coach put me in!
    Coach: lmfao….Really? Dude have you realized I am trying to get rid of you so I can bring in Joey Galloway!

  • http://www.kellyleephipps.com Kelly from Carolina

    “Coach, I need a time out, I lost my contract somewhere out here with my contact. Tell that rookie to come help me find it!”

  • http://www.dbaumgartner.com daveb

    “Hey Jay…’er, Kyle…I’m open!!”

  • Paul

    As Marshall walks onto the field Coach McD lets Hillis put on his deep country music again. Marshall stops and pauses…throws his arm up and down> I love this freakin song YeeeeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwww

  • http://broncotalk.net Joe

    BMarsh: McDaniels, you better not put me on that damn scout team anymore, or I’ll slap your face so super hard!!! (But says it in a lisp)

  • Broncoholic

    Bmarsh to his teammates: By guys. Have fun playing this week. Me, oh, nothin much, probably just flex for myself in front of the mirror for a while. I might also go change my name to Brandon Uno Cinco, who knows. Anyway, I’ll see you guys on Monday.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Paul: I definitely did not think I “should” have won. I don’t have that kind of attitude. I am glad I did, however. As far as others being better, who knows. Everyone has their own taste, and that is ok. I don’t think yours are that funny but who cares. I wish you luck in winning one of these weeks. BTW, I am the most “settled down” person you could ever meet. Your turn to settle down:)

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Kerry: Great Vid!

  • http://twitter.com/jdbridgman JDB

    Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon “Puddy” Marshall attempts to introduce himself to the team with individual high-fives.

    @kerry: LOL on the video you shared.

  • kerry

    i would aso like everyone to take a look at this beauty here:

    http://www.bangcartoon.com/2008/preseason_update.htm

  • uaf1

    BM: “Jay, can I get a ride?”

  • ryan

    Hey brandon, how many times have you been arrested?

  • Paul

    i was saying that because your post before that before they were doing the keychain thing was worthy of winning but you didn’t and then you found out they were doing it and responded what we know today as the winning create a caption for last week….I was just saying it was lame and I hope you do win one again but actually from the get go my comments weren’t aimed toward you but toward BT, so I dont understand you telling me to calm down….I was stating an opinion and you wanted to tell me to settle down and the last time I checked I was a grown man bro and I don’t settle down because a stranger wants me to when I never engaged in a conversation with you! thank you in advance for not responding back

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Now I have to respond, GO BRONCOS!!!!!

  • Paul

    Go Broncos!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Paul

    Go Broncos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jaiu

    “Throw me the money!” OR “Yo, Ingle! Look forward to workin with you, man! Ingle!”

    …yeah, i got nuttin’.

  • Mav_PM

    Yo pass me a check B! B..? I’m open! Aww shit

  • Boisebroncoguy

    And if your blinkers don’t work, this is the signal to turn right.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    These drunk tests are sure easier now!

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Picking the winning caption is hard. Very hard. This time I even enlisted a coworker for help and we both agreed on Boise’s, fwiw. Don’t feel the need to justify humor for goodness sake, but enough of a ruckus was made. ;-P

    And a caption (haven’t read them all yet, sorry if I double-up): “Can a playa get a keychain up in here?!”

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Kyle: I just wanna say thanks for doing this. I have always enjoyed it. I think adding a prize is a great bonus. Sorry for adding to the “ruckus”. I just hope that now that there is a prize, there won’t be a ruckus every week. Keep up the good work!

  • Kayce

    I’m open. Why won’t you pass to me? Who told you not to throw a pass to me without a helmet on? I feel disrespected by the Broncos organization.

  • Kayce

    Wait..You said who’s the most hated? I thought you said who wants to be traded.

  • Clogs

    McD: Who left the McDonald’s bag in my office?!
    BMarsh: Yo, that’s my bad

  • Awesome, Austin

    Hey guys when I raise my hand like this, I feel light headed just like when I get my bill from my lawyers.

  • Awesome, Austin

    Mr B: “hey who put this big pile of steaming poo on my desk!”

    Marsh: “uh it was jay, no wait it was shelf, no wait it was shany, no wait it was KERRY!…ok it was me”

  • Awesome, Austin

    Side note: Kerry that video was awesome

  • Ryan M.

    Cha Plz!

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