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Published on 07/16/2009 at Thu Jul 16 13:00.
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Create-a-Caption – Orton’s Thirsty

Posted Thu Jul 16th by

Kyle Orton is thirsty (via Deadspin)

Kyle Orton is thirsty (via Deadspin)

What, you didn’t think Kyle Orton was going to get away with one harmless create-a-caption during The Week Dedicated to All Things Kyle Orton, did you? These infamous photos first appeared on Deadspin a few years back, and even helped Neckbeard get inducted into the site’s Hall of Fame. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Tuesday’s winner after the jump.

Tuesday’s Winner

Mcdaniels observes Orton in mini camp (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Okay Kyle try and throw a little harder this time, see if you can get the ball all the way to me! -Andpark

Runners up:

DHB – “Great! Nice pass fake! Now hand off just like we talked about.”

mikebirty – KO: “Who are these people running around looking like they want to catch the ball?”
JMcD: “They’re receivers.”
KO: “Wow, we never had any of them in Chicago”

Kelly in Carolina – “I can’t let you wear that horse on your head unless I can put these enchanted reigns of game management on you!”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    All hail me.

  • Eric

    I am a douche bag.

  • roshon2411

    It’s OK, I don’t have diabetes!

  • http://Broncotalk.net Joe

    Kyle orton thinking to himself right after he poured his licquor: while playing for the bears these last couple seasons at least the players showed me one way that we all can be winners for once….

  • Scott

    Okay Denver, this will help you forget Cutler.

  • Broncos Fan MN

    …after beating the Card’s…

    “I am who they thought I were, now crown my da#m king…man I am hammered…”

  • Linmoo

    Look what Brian Griese, Jake Plummer, and Jay Cutler bought me at the bar!

  • Kevin Blakeley

    This is my “Plan B” if this QB thing doesn’t work out in Denver

  • Craig

    Hurry, take a picture before my neckbeard grows back.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    That’s enough guys, we are NOT going to play the urine sample game!

  • mr. me

    *Looking down at a drunk Crossman on floor*
    “Rex, just one more cup, then I gotta go talk to Lovie about this new thing called a WR”

  • mr. me

    Who thinks i can close me eyes, hold two cups, and booze, and still walk across the room to the chick over there? I’ll put 20 bucks on it.

  • mr. me

    “when Im drunk im happy, when im happy im not sad, so im drunk”

  • broncobobmeridian

    Yah, Yah Yah………Jay this, Jay That, Jays got got a stornger arm then me. bla bla bla!!!!!!!!! I know one things for sure, I can out drink that diabitec bastard.

  • mr. me

    we’ll never reach the SB with Rex ahead of me, and now WR’s, so im gonna drink the season away!

  • Mark G

    I’ll Show this Josh McDanie….errr I mean Jack Daniels how Kyle Orton likes to…(hic)…play. Yeah!

  • broncobobmeridian

    I cant take it any more!!! Ive been up all night reading the blogs on broncotalk.net. Who is this Kerry guy anyone

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Josh Temple

    Oh wow, Roshon won 3 comments in, IMO.

  • http://BroncoTalk.net Mr.East

    Roshon that was pretty epic.

  • http://BroncoTalk.net Mr.East

    KO: “Guys… guys… I’m gonna make a funny… how many running backs does it take to fill a Denver roster?!”

  • DHB

    “I heard I can only drink Coors and something called “Fat Tire” in Denver, so we gotta get through my stash, like tonight guys. Who’s with me?”

    My vote is for roshon

  • Thomas

    Roshon wins!

  • Broncos Fan in AL

    “Put me in Coach! I’m not nearly as think as you drunk I am… HICCUP!”

  • http://myspace.com/paraleipsis jchase8410

    “Who’s down for some Jack-pong?”

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    Here’s you’re diet pepsi coach!

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    “Woha… Coach… I know we had some good times yesterday at practice but… can you put that away… i don’t swing that way”

  • JG-00

    Jay! Jay! Get up boy! you still got another shot to do.

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    Guy behind the camera “do you think he knows that he’s pissing on his own couch?”

  • mr. me

    *Dec. 24th Last year*
    *KO singing [chickmonk style]*
    “Christmas, Christmas time is here, time for toys, and time for beer!”

  • mr. me

    *After almost stepping on a drunk McDaniels [as it seems he often is? http://www.bangcartoon.com/2008/delivery.htm%5D KO thinks to himself* Well, isn’t this a small word we live in, I just saw Cutler and Lovie over at the bar. *

  • mr. me

    *After almost stepping on a drunk Josh McDaniels KO looks down at him and thinks to himself* ‘Well, isn’t this a small word we live in, I just saw Cutler and Lovie over at the bar. ‘

  • mr. me

    *After almost stepping on a drunk McDaniels [lying on the floor] Orton looks down at MCD and thinks to himself: *Well, isn’t this a small word we live in, I just saw Cutler and Lovie over at the bar.*

  • fred b

    Jay: You need to be a two fisted drinker to play with ‘da Bears.

  • http://broncogeoff81 Geoff Hull

    KO-“What?! I’m just getting a head start drinking in all of Coach (Mc)Daniel’s system…”

  • CJ

    Drink Up i got traded to Denver! another Franchise to ruin!

  • dr.gonzo

    YEAH! Whiskey and The Doors life don’t get much better.

  • Mav_PM

    Chill out Josh there’s enough for both of us. I gurantee this stuff will put hair on your neck

  • Boisebroncoguy

    (cue the Joe Walsh music):
    “I’ll spend the next year Rocky Mountain Way, couldn’t get much higher”

  • http://broncotalk.net (dee)

    I seemed to remember when I brought up pictures of Cutler drunk from the same website most people ignored them saying it was before he was drafted so they didnt matter, my question is why do these pictures matter if they were when Orton was in college ? … Orton is never going to get a fair chance in Denver.

  • TD30isMVP

    “I got the Jack, who brought the coke?…Hey, who invited Travis Henry!”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Well dee, I don’t believe they do matter. But they’re fun to make fun of.

    Whether Orton gets a fair chance in Denver has a lot more to do with the circumstances surrounding his acquisition than his drinking habits.

    Finally – if we want to talk about relevance at all, know that that picture was taken during the 2005 or 2006 season’s Bears bye week, believe it or not. Hopefully Orton has grown past this.

  • Jon Krause

    “Well I can’t be sober, thats a fact, some dude just told me I had great WR’s to work with… er wait, I’m in Denver bow – I do! Am I sober?”

  • Kawike

    It’s OK guys, I didn’t spill all of it on myself. There’s still some for you.

  • http://broncotalk.net (dee)

    Kyle

    If you say so …

  • mr. me

    Uh guys? Is it Friday night or Saturday night? *Random guys answer: Its Saturday Kyle* KO: Oh no, man I got some’n going on tomorrow! *Random guys: What? KO: A date!

  • http://Broncotalk Ben

    KO- Ok little Joshie what kind of alchol should i buy 4 u and ur friends
    JM- F u man ill just get some1 else 2 buy it 4 me
    KO- Good cuz i drank all of it anyways

  • DB

    what seems to be the officer problem?

  • DB

    Everybody, come see how good i look!!…from anchorman

  • DB

    Hey my coach Jack Mcdaniels gave me this…look it even has his name on it!