Create-a-Caption – Orton’s Thirsty

Kyle Orton is thirsty (via Deadspin)

What, you didn’t think Kyle Orton was going to get away with one harmless create-a-caption during The Week Dedicated to All Things Kyle Orton, did you? These infamous photos first appeared on Deadspin a few years back, and even helped Neckbeard get inducted into the site’s Hall of Fame. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Tuesday’s winner after the jump.

Tuesday’s Winner

Okay Kyle try and throw a little harder this time, see if you can get the ball all the way to me! -Andpark

Runners up:

DHB – “Great! Nice pass fake! Now hand off just like we talked about.”

mikebirty – KO: “Who are these people running around looking like they want to catch the ball?”
JMcD: “They’re receivers.”
KO: “Wow, we never had any of them in Chicago”

Kelly in Carolina – “I can’t let you wear that horse on your head unless I can put these enchanted reigns of game management on you!”