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Published on 07/14/2009 at Tue Jul 14 12:17.
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Revenge of the Create-a-Caption

Posted Tue Jul 14th by

Mcdaniels observes Orton in mini camp (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Mcdaniels observes Orton in mini camp (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

They’re ba-aaaack! And here to stay; at least one per week. Today’s installment is appropriate for Kyle Orton Week. You know the drill: your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments!

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  • CJ

    Kyle Orton has the mechanics to flourish in Mcdanials system. The only thing im going to question is his arm strength. I no he doesnt have a Jay Cutler arm but does he have enough to make plays in a Tom Brady caliber system? time will only tell and i cant wait to see how well he does this upcoming season.

    I really believe he will do alot better than people believe.. He did decent with a bad oline and pretty much just Greg Olson as a target. Now he has Eddie Royal Tony Scheffler, Brandon marshall ( Hope fully) and Danail Graham Not to mention our amazing pass protection.

    Josh Mcdanials system is designed to have less turn overs and more yards and points

    Dont forget Knowshon Moreno and all of our backs and Peyton Hillis at Fullback/Short yardage back or even just full time back.

    And with this new defensive scheme coming up with the 3-4 i trully believe we will have an alright season.

    MY ONE WISH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IS THAT JAY CUTLER HAS A TERRIBLE CAREER!

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    I suppose I’ll start.

    McD: Well, I’d have to say the Broncos quarterback picture is still a little fuzzy to me.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Now if I squint real hard, that “8” could be a “6”.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Come on Kyle, throw it to one of our guys!

  • Dr.Gonzo

    YOU CAN DOOOOO IT!

  • ChuckD

    I didn’t accidentally wear my Patriots hat today did I?

  • DHB

    McD: Please work out. Mr. Belichick is not very nice when you have to go back to him asking for your job back.

  • Dr.Gonzo

    ^
    Hope you guys are familiar with Rob Schneiders characters in Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy….etc….makes it a lot funnier.

  • GRINGO-DANCER

    McD: Is that and arm or a limp, wet noodle dangling from his sleeve??

    Sorry like Orton but I just had to.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Kyle, when you drive home, put your hands at 3 o’ clock and 9 o’clock. Not at 10 and 2 like they do in Chicago.

  • mr. me

    who won the last one!???

  • mr. me

    MJD: ‘I need to pull that little sucker close to me, and makes friends with him, or he may not show me respect, and I’ll have to trade him.”

  • broncobobmeridian

    McD: Come on Matt, Ooops, I mean Kyle, You better be learning my play book. The fans here hate us, especially some negative bastard named Kerry.

  • Jon Krause

    Orton: *There he goes again fighting with the imaginary O-Line, gosh this guy’s to much!*

  • Jon Krause

    McDaniels *While Looking At Rob Ayers*: “You gotta punch ’em in the balls and get after that QB!”

  • http://broncotalk.net (dee)

    McD: KYLE!!! Throw it to me !! I’m open!!! .. What the hell?? Why are you staring down Marshall he’s got 2 guys on him! I’M OPEN CHECK IT DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

    (Interception Follows)

    Kyle: Sorry Coach, I was just trying to make play.

    McD: Kyle you do know what happened to the last game that was just trying to do that.

  • Joe H.

    McD-” Man I hope I made the right decision by trading Cutler for this guy or this could be a long year!!”

  • Joe H.

    And I can hardly wait to see Kerry’s caption is going to be!!!

  • http://broncotalk.net (dee)

    *guy not game …. didnt proof read … that all but eliminates me from the competition.

  • DC

    What have I gotten myself into?!!!!

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    mr. me – That last McD caption sat there for months, through the entire Cutler drama, through the draft, and kept getting captions every once in awhile… I’d have to pick a winner from every time period lol. So uh you all win.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    McD: /doublefistpump
    Orton: But I haven’t thrown the ball yet!?!
    McD: Exactly.

  • DHB

    Please be Brady Jr. Jr. Please be Brady Jr. Jr. Please be Brady Jr. Jr.

    or

    McD: Why do I feel constipated every time I look at this guy?
    Orton: Get used to it coach.

  • DHB

    OK, last one from me.

    McD: Great! Nice pass fake! Now hand-off just like we talked about.

  • Andpark

    McD_ “Okay Kyle try and throw a little harder this time, see if you can get the ball all the way to me!”

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Josh Temple

    McD: “Hump, what hump?”

  • phill

    Pretend I’m B Marshall!

  • Thomas

    Andpark’s actually made me laugh out loud… I say that’s the winner haha

  • robtink242

    McDaniels: What have i done?

  • roshon2411

    McD: Ewww…now i know why they call him neckbeard!

  • kerry

    “The Chiefs just signed Matt Cassel! GOD DAMNIT NO NO NO. NOW IM STUCK WITH THIS WEAK ARMED LOSER OF A QB. FUCK MY LIFE. WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE!! OH THE HUMANITY!”

    meanwhile that dripping sound you hear are the tears falling from McDaniels face knowing the Chiefs have his QB for the longterm.

  • mr. me

    Kyle! What =( IM SO SAD =( THAT STINKS

  • mr. me

    JMCD: “Pull it down and run for your life! better to gain a yard and get Simms in as a injury replacement than get picked AGAIN”

  • Hansen

    “What the……are his eyes closed??”

  • Jon Krause

    McDaniels: “Pump it Pump it! Pull it out, PUUUULL ITT! NOW GO-gerGO! De Flag, NO FADE, PUMP IT! ARRG! GUPLAUGH!

    Kyle: *Man I don’t wanna put up with this crap system all season!*

  • BroncoLB

    Jay i mean Kyle pass it to Brandon i mean Eddie….Man i hope hope our running game is on this year…

  • InRodWeTrust

    McD: Now kyle if you let one rip right as you throw ball, like this, it might make the ball go farther

  • Joe H.

    Gee how did I know Kerry’s caption would sound just like it did!! You are getting to predictable Kerry. Always doom and gloom with you!!!

  • SanDiegoBronco55

    Oh, well, okay, good so far, to the right-to the right…nice, careful,…… careful…just like that…

  • Joe H.

    I like Andpark’s caption the best so far.

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    McD~ Come on Kyle…if you’re going to lead that you have to do it right. It goes like this: Put you left foot in…Take you left foot out… And give me the ball. You’re not there yet!

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    KO: LOOK OUT

    MCD: For the love of god man (walks up somberly and put on hand on KO’s shoulder)… that’s why we’re going to run the ball.

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    Mcd thinking to himself: Oh. My. God. What do you call that thing?

  • broncoNM

    my vote:
    1. Andpark
    2. Hansen
    3. Inrodwetrust

  • http://myspace.com/paraleipsis jchase8410

    McD: “Come on Kyle, put some stank on it. you represent the Broncos now…Look at me, I represent the lollipop guild.”

  • Brian

    Mc D: ” If only I had my game controller, It worked so much better on Madden 2008. eh, I hope this works out.”

  • Dean

    F*ck me! This guy throws like Carl Lewis.

  • Garrett

    Kyle Orton – * There he goes again acting like he’s driving his imaginary golf cart around. *

  • 5280

    The answer is too obvious (regardless of your…persuasion). In fact, I’m stunned that no one else has submitted it. The best caption for this picture is…drum roll…

    “I think he can, I think he can, I think he can.”

    Look at it again and tell me I’m not right….I’ll wait…Now, what do I win?

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    KO: “Who are these people running around looking like they want to catch the ball?”
    JMcD: “They’re receivers.”
    KO: “Wow, we never had any of them in Chicago”

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