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Published on 10/31/2008 at Fri Oct 31 08:00.
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Create-a-Caption for Halloween

Posted Fri Oct 31st by

Al Davis and Darth Vader
Raiders owner Al Davis and Darth Vader.

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Yesterday’s winner – MNFAN:

Joey Porter (Getty Images)
They said my head was too big in Pitsburg. HA

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy Halloween! Happy captioning!

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  • http://mrherculserockefeller.blogspot.com hercules rockefeller

    We have a new enemy. The young boy who destroyed the Coliseum in week 1.

  • Jenny

    When did http://broncotalk.net turn into http://www.create-a-caption.com? Where’s the Broncos news and info? I used to come to this site everyday, but lately all it is are the create-a-caption pictures. I’m sure a lot of your readers love them, but I’m willing to bet a lot are in the same boat as me wondering whats going on with the site.

  • http://broncos.meetup.com/cities/us/ny/new_york/ jdb

    At halftime in Oakland, Darth Vader finally meets HIS father.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    The force is strong with with young Jay-Walker. He must go down, and he must go down hard!!

  • Mike

    Please Al.. your hurting me

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Emperor, you are looking more wrinkly and scary than ever. Perhaps you should put your hooded robe back on.

  • Mellifluous

    Vader: Your devotion to this sad organization hasn’t helped you conjure up a winning season or given you clairvoyance enough to keep a talented coach…
    Davis: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  • RHansen

    Two people with absolutely no grip on reality.

  • flbronc

    something…. something….something…. dark side.

  • flbronc

    We were bad ass in the 70’s.

  • Kurt

    Vader voice: The rebel force is stationed in Denver and as you have commanded, my master, I will replace Jamarcus Russell and lead the attack before their thanksgiving holiday.

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    (star wars and dissing the raiders, my head is exploding with potential captions. Although flbronc has taken the first one i thought of!)

  • http://www.dbaumgartner.com daveb

    Al…I’m your father!

  • http://www.dbaumgartner.com daveb

    Al Davis finally finds someone willing to coach his team.

  • Brenton Metzler

    Sure I used the force to kill my wife and I tried to kill my son and I blew up the entire planet of Alderan, but this guy is bat shit crazy.

  • bcfunk

    It would help if you could tell us which one is Al Davis and which one is Darth Vader.

  • http://merlinofchaos.livejournal.com E. Halsey Miles

    “Your powers are weak, old man.”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Jenny – I know. *sigh* I know.

    Writers wanted, I can’t keep up with demand atm, and my staff is even more busy with their own stuff.

  • T-Money

    YOU’RE FIRED!

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Al – “Darth, come to the even darker side”.

  • andy b.

    Al: The difference between you and me? I made that outfit look GOOD.

    Alternate entry:
    Al: No, no, your suit is all wrong. It’s just cheap plastic! How could I have become the supreme force for evil in the galaxy wearing that thing? Kids these days, I swear…

  • T-Money

    Feels like heaven.

  • T-Money

    Guys in the background… “My money is on mr. Davis. If i were Darth Vader i would want to touch that with a 10 foot pole.”

  • Gary

    Second place contestant Darth Vader of the scariest, ugliest, and most ghoulish Raider fan for Halloween, shaking the hand of the winner…

  • scott stuebing

    This year’s April Fools Winner: Mike Shanahan dresses as Al Davis’ hero and shakes his hand. (After coating his glove with SuperGlue.)

  • jibbons

    “Al, you smell like sh!t, and no I won’t use the force to change your colostomy bag. That’s too icky.”

  • MNFAN

    Al, you said the Raiders would get a new owner when hell freezes over. Congratulations youwin the AARP discount ticket. Welcome to the darkside where the worm dieth not and there is weeping and nashing of teeth. Raider Stadium. Put that Tequila down the worm’s dead.

  • flbronc

    Brenton- That was awesome. My wife just came in asking what the hell I was laughing so hard at. She hates Star Wars and only likes football for the tailgating, so she didnt really get it.

  • Jordan C

    “Yeah, so you can move the ball with your mind – but what’s your 40 time?”

  • Jordan C

    “Two people with absolutely no grip on reality.” Nice one. Brevity makes it genius.

  • broncobobmeridian

    Its another lost foggy day for old Al(Alshimers) Davis…. Here he is questioning his stall if this players helmet is missing the team logo.

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    1. “I run an evil empire and I crush everyone who stands in my way. What do you do Darth?”

    2. “That’s the scariest costume I’ve ever seen……” says Darth

    3. Al: “Amidala died during child birth”
    Darth: “Ah well she had a good life”
    Al: “And you’re my new head coach”
    Darth: “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

    4. Darth “I’ve been waiting for you, Al. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master”
    Al: “Shanahan?”

    5. Al: “Lane, your Jedi mind tricks won’t work on me – you’re not getting your money”

    I’ll be here all weekend, remember to tip your waitress.

  • broncobobmeridian

    Als-Heimers: So you say your name is Vader. Who did you used to play for? What round did we draft you in? How many millions did I overpay you?

  • Jim

    Whoa!!! When did this giant mirror show up?

  • Person

    Kyle, there are a lot of realy good ones this week good luck with trying to decide.

    As far as writing demand goes, you should try out some new writers just to see how it goes. I’m sure a lot of the readers on this site might have something constructive to say.

  • http://broncomadness.com Garrett Barnes

    Vader: Oh my god. I am such a big fan. You have no idea. You are my idol!

  • SouthBroncs

    Darth: Al, your team sucks and the years have not been good to you my old friend.

    Al: Mom????

  • Linmoo

    1) Davis: Vader, I hear you can get me a good deal on a portable life support system.
    Vader: And I hear you have a job opening.

    2) Vader: Oh. Emperor Palpatine. I didn’t recognize you without the cloak.

  • Linmoo

    Ah damn, Boisebroncoguy beat me to #2. Missed it down the list.

  • broncobobmeridian

    Its another lost foggy day for old Al(Alshimers) Davis…. Here he is questioning his staff if this players helmet is missing the team logo.

  • dee

    Al: Darth…. I am your father!!
    Darth: Does this mean you’ll give me a shot at playing quarterback?

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com Jon Krause

    “Alright, $800,123.5 Million for 2 years, at WR, O-line, and ‘D’, and oh I need a Coach, you can be that too – at leat till I fire you…”

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com Jon Krause

    “Hey man what up? I been meaning to ask you, could you get me a Philip Rivers jersey for halloween? Thanks you are the man!”
    -http://broncoszone.blogspot.com/2008/10/special-offer-from-san-diego-chargers.html

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com Jon Krause
  • dee

    Al: Hey Darth, glad to see you were able to come to the game, the fans love you… but I was meaning to tell you … you do know that I’m not going to pay you for your appearance here today … My security here will escort you to the exits”

    Darth: “I should have listened to Mike and Lane… You bastard”

  • Kawike

    Al: Aha! I’ve been telling everyone that you wear a diaper too, but they wouldn’t believe me!

  • BroncosFan87

    Separated at birth, Al Davis is finally reunited with his twin brother. (RHansen should win this one — his quote is brilliant.)

  • Ben

    Al Davis: Al Roker you have met your match!

    Darth Vader: Ummmm this guy is crazier than i thought!

    Al Davis: I challenge you to a pencil fight…. Let’s shake on it.

  • flbronc

    do you think you can point the death star toward denver, they’re killing us!

  • dee

    Al: Hey Darth whats up?
    Darth: Not much Al how are you?
    Al: Not bad, guess what…. I just saved 10% on my car insurance
    Darth: Wow Al thats great, maybe now you can hire a Defensive Cooridinator

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