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Published on 03/06/2012 at Tue Mar 06 12:00.
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Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

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Last week’s winner after the jump.

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  • Jon

    “Now Klis, some of my players said to tell you to stop making stuff up.”

  • Jon

    “Boys, boys, don’t listen to what the Chef tells Mikey.”

  • Jon

    “Andrew! I saw you shoot that spitball in my eye this time!”

  • Anonymous

    “So I walked up to the ref, and I was like, ‘Pull my finger! Just do it!'”

  • Mike Birtwistle

    Look I’ve told you before we don’t run a bounty system for injuring players.  However, I have said I’ll give Bunk a gift card to Arbys if he injures the next person who mentions Tebow

  • crazykid

    “Hey, check out my George Bush impression!”

  • flbronc

    i did not have sex with that woman.

  • Anonymous

    Coach, how many wins did you seriously think you would get when you made Tebow the starter?

  • Anonymous

    Pew! Pew! … Gotcha with mah six shooter!

  • Anonymous

    Good one.  Came here to make this exact joke. 

    – I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again

  • Anonymous

    And we have a winner! We also would have accepted “That depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is.”

  • E. Halsey Miles

    “And this one time at Band Camp…”

  • ac

    Tim Tebow

  • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    I am whatever you say I am, in the news the papers every day I am… Tim Tebow won’t even play my jams!

  • Hansen

    “Now Klis, I want to review your notes before you write this article.”

  • Anonymous

    They wont get that Troglodyte…I sang along though.

  • Anonymous


  • Glen Mustian

    “Ok, I’ll admit it, the fans were right all along; I should have never started Kyle Orton in the first place.”

  • Anonymous

    “So my proctologist said to me “this won’t hurt much” and then he did this. Turns out the guy wasn’t a real doctor, it was just Perrish Cox all along”

  • Jon

    As a side note, Mike Klis just wrote that the Broncos won’t be in the bidding for Peyton Manning.  So my bet is that they will be.


  • Anonymous


  • Hansen

    “Unlike Belichick, as a Head Coach I’ve only lost one Super Bowl.”

  • Bugggsbny

    Gunga, gunga la-gunga…. so I got that going for me !!

  • Guest

    I am not a crook!

  • goodt

    How come when I put this in my nose I can hear the ocean?