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Published on 01/31/2012 at Tue Jan 31 09:30.
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Create-A-Caption: Dennis Allen Wants You

Posted Tue Jan 31st by

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(AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

Previous winner after the jump. 

"That awkward moment when Phillip Rivers realizes he forgot to put on underwear that morning."Â

Winner: Kawike

Honorable mention: “Hold my pocket while I try to get Tim Tebow‘s autograph.” — namroc

  • Anonymous

    I’ll be outta here in a year! 

  • Gary

    Al Davis voice in the background:  Dennis, I feel the hate inside you growing stronger my apprentice.

  • Anonymous

    Jaleel White the actor best known for his portrayal of the popular character Steve Urkel, recently underwent a skin bleaching treatment and took the head coaching job for the Oakland Raiders.

  • areferee

    Hey, LOOK!  You can see San Francisco from here.  They have a REAL team!

  • Anonymous

    Dennis Allen’s new AFC offensive approach: “See #58? Yeah… stop that guy.”

  • http://twitter.com/jdbridgman Jeremy Bridgman

    “I may look happy, but I’m exhausted. The ghost of Al Davis is already mismanaging my nightmares.”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    If you turn around, you’ll see the door. I’ll have no BT’ers in my house!

  • tddt

    Luke… Come to the dark side 

  • TD30ismvp

    Coach Allen answers the question “how many wins do you expect to get this season?”

  • TD30ismvp

    As part of the cultural 101 class taught by Too Short, Coach Allen is asked to point out a “drop top six-four sportin 20’s”, to which he quickly pointed out an old bald dude with his neices.

  • Anonymous

    “This is my happiest moment for the next 1.5 years”

  • Anonymous

    “I want YOU… to help me figure out how to look even remotely like the kind of guy who should be coaching this franchise.”
    Alternate entry:
    “I want YOU… to help me find my retainer. I left it in the cafeteria… Guys? Guys? Why are you walking over here with that trash can?”
    [Side note: has there ever been a dorkier, more clean-cut looking face of the Raiders franchise? Seriously.]

  • Anonymous

    I DO know I look like Opey!