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Published on 09/01/2011 at Thu Sep 01 09:24.
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Create-A-Caption: A Moore Physical Defense

Posted Thu Sep 1st by

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments and your winners from last time after the jump.

Moore's hit on Jones

Broncos safety Rahim Moore levels Buffalo Bills' Donald Jones with a big hit during last Saturday night's preseason game. Moore has been fined $20,000 for the hit. (Photo by John Leyba, The Denver Post )

Last caption winner: arefree.

Brady_and_Ocho_greeting

"My liege...I bow before your greatness, Oh Lord Thomas...chucker of the Hailest of Marys."

Runner-up: Jeremy Bridgman.

“Hola, Tom Uno Dos. Mi nombre es Chad Eight Five.”

Second runner-up: TD30isMVP.

My Precious…give me my Precious!

Third runner-up: InTheTrenches.

“Tom, glad you could come to your own memorial service.  Let me show you to your pew.”

  • TheTroglodyte

    And the “Buffalo Bills Big Men” serenade Rahim Moore with their latest hit “Ohhhhh Dayem!”

  • TD30isMVP

    OOhhhh…you in trouble, Daddy gonna take your allowance!

  • TD30isMVP

    ooohhh snap, I aint' seen a hit like that since Chris Brown and Rihanna!

  • Codyhull20

    oh sh*t, look at his face!!

  • gavmorr

    And the disciples screamed “NOOOOOO” as Master Moore delivered a fatal, finishing, hammer judo chop to shogun Jones' windpipe.

  • rcsodak

    I think he broke his freakin neck. I think he broke his freaking neck!

  • 81trucolors

    Ohhh… so that's what real defense looks like.

  • anthony33

    Nice work on the win arefree!!

  • r8rh8r

    Whoa, maybe we should have used the third pick in the draft on him instead of Marcell Darius.

  • Ninjaix

    If I had a nickle for every big hit… I would only have the pay the league 19,999.95!!!!

  • Jamuckley

    DAMN! He got knocked out!

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    The Buffalo Bills Mens' Choir chose an inopportune time to warm up.

  • Hansen

    Rahim Moore demonstrates the new Denver Defense Bitchslap.

  • Pcote

    Donald jones is no moore

  • crazykid

    “In an attempt to avoid a 2012 Doom, the crowd began to chant as the final sacrifice to the Mayan gods commenced…”

  • Grebyaj

    Moore “Give me five”  Big men “oh no he didnt”

  • Braden

    The Bills chanting hallehlujah while Rahim Moore performs an exorcism.

  • areferee

    TYVM

  • Acosta

    Who turned off the lights?????

  • areferee

    Oh, say, can Rahim, turn out Don's early light,
    What so proudly he nail'd at the QB's last heaving?

  • herc_rock

    Invisible gloryholes!!!

  • bamfnplayer_08

    Moore Cowbell!

  • Joshua Manning

    The Bills haven't been this jaw-dropped since Scott Norwood missed the game-winning field goal in Super Bowl 25.

  • azBroncsFan

    Moore's Law: Next time I'm gonna hit you twice as hard

  • Claybob

    C'mon, Rahim… Throwing the Mile High Salute DURING a tackle??? Now that's just showboating..

  • Noskillis07

    number 66 “OH”… number 64 “NO”… number 97 “huh?”… number 7 something “glad that aint me”… broncos nation… Orange Crush is BACK

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  • 5280

    young man……YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE F*** OUT!!

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Josh Temple

    I came in to use this same joke, I was not disappointed.

  • Bill

    Ok boys Coach wants it in tune this time we are never going to be the best Barbershop Singers in the NFL if we don't practice 1..2….3….  Baby on Board!!!

  • Grebyaj

    Moore “how many fingers am i holding up”   Bills players” Oh i Know i know”

  • Quietstorm

    “What did I tell you? What did I tell you?  Didn't I tell you to sing in tune? Didn't I? Stop Crying!!! Stop! Stop crying! All I asked was for you too sing in tune with everyone else- but no … you have to carry your own tune! Stop cryin' and get up there and sing along with everyone else … stop cryin' and get up …. stop …!!!!

  • areferee

    Put your SPAM where the poi don't shine…

  • Joshua Manning

    We got a winner!!!!!!!

  • Tebow15

    All the captions here suck lol

  • Tebow15

    This isn't a caption, u wrote an essay dude

  • Broncos4life

    Moore dry humps Jones and goes for the Denver Donkey Slap

  • Show_me_Your_TDs

    A Saturday night gathering at Vick's house to watch dog fighting

  • Tebow15

    Ohh sizzz I haven't seen smack like that since I hit you mom last night

  • Tebow15

    The Bills practice their cock sucking whilst Moore knocks Jones the fuck out

  • chimeneas

    Hmm…Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: Dont. Smoke. Crack

  • td73

    I got a bird, his name is Ronnie!” “Well tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Haha this one took me a second but it's good. Well done.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Haha this one took me a second but it's good. Well done.