Create-A-Caption Shanny Returns

Former Denver Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan yells during the second quarter of an NFL football game against the New Orleans Saints in Denver, Sunday, Sept. 21, 2008. (AP Photo/Bill Ross)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments and your winners from last time after the jump.

Auburn defender Nick Fairley (90) pressures Arkansas quarterback Ryan Mallett (15) in the first half of an NCAA college football game in Auburn, Ala., Saturday, Oct. 16, 2010. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

Winner: mikebirty – “Quick Nick, bite my arm off – I’ve got a private workout with the Raiders tomorrow. Not even Al Davies would draft a one armed man“

Runner up: The Trogdolyte– “A sexually confused and obsessed Fairley pleads with Mallett not to leave him.”

Second runner up: Kawike– “Scratch just a little lower… little lower… ahhh, that’s the spot.“