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Published on 12/03/2009 at Thu Dec 03 12:00.
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Create-a-Caption: Returns with Tiger Time

Posted Thu Dec 3rd by

Tiger Woods at Doral. “The next time a photographer shoots a [expletive] picture, I’m going to break his [expletive] neck,”

Tiger Woods: Cashing checks and breaking necks.

The wait is over! Create-a-Caption is back! Every Thursday there will be a new Winner and a new picture.

You know we had to. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. (I know it’s Tiger, but try keep it clean!).  Last time’s winner after the jump.

Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots gestures during a game against the Baltimore Ravens at Gillette Stadium on October 4, 2009 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

"You do the hokey pokey, and you bolt town for lots of cash... that's what it's all about!"

Winner: denverfanindallas

Runners up:

djmbluemoon: Jay Cutler, throwing footballs from his right hand, his left hand, and his left hand, becomes the first player in NFL history to throw three interceptions on the same play.

T-Money: Hey come on…. This impressed everybody in Denver…

Jeremy Bridgman: “Hey Bill! Make sure you get these guys on tape! We can sell the video to the Bengals before Sunday.”

Fan From Spain: Playoffs??!! Don’t Talk about playoffs! Playoffs??!

dogheadbrew:  Cutler: “…Then I was like ‘ooh, like I’m really scared Rivers!’ and he was like…”
Hester: “Jay, we’ve all seen the video.”

  • Estes2SD

    Tiger “Where all the white women at?”

  • kerry

    Tiger- just make sure my wife doesnt find out about us ok.

  • Gary_in_SD

    Duuuddde… you have to set me up with your sister, ok? And you have to swear to me that she will keep her trap shut… There's a Buick in it for both of you if you help me out.

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    “I don't know how to tell you this….but… me and your wife….well… wow this is hard — i mean difficult… But we… you know…(applies jacket)…You can probably fill — fill might not the best word — (CLICK) um…you probably get the picture”

  • SivNiz

    Get ready this might hurt a bit at first.

  • Texas Bronco

    Hey Dude! Been getting any lately?

  • dch22

    You will not make me go on the next season of Tool Academy!

  • Big_Pete

    This is the position I had Rachel Uchitel in last night.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/2BAYIAO43HDNCFTNPFJ6RCS56Y Punisher

    Tiger (through a wired shut jaw): “Hey ol' buddy ol' pal, need a favor here. Gonna need a place to stay for a while. I need you to do this for me. Yep, ol' lady done found out bout some things and busted my jaw with a golf club. You should see my car! Thanks bro, huge.”

    “Oh, you heard already?”

  • Bronocobobmeridian

    Hey, Its Tiger. “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

  • broncoinva9986

    I should keep my driver in my pants ya dig

  • Plato

    “Tiger Woods messages the neck of a then 17 Josh McDaniels, his former caddy.”

  • broncogeoff81

    Is that a putter?or are you just happy to see me?

  • robtink242

    yeah thats pretty much how it looks.

  • slkdjfod

    I told you, my name's Tiger. Not Cheetah.

  • linmoo

    Tiger's post-car crash facial reconstruction included 3 liters of botox and resulted in a this strip-club-killing smile

  • linmoo

    FRANKEN-TIGER …. MUST …. SMASH …. BOYFRIENDS

  • Big V

    “Hey Tiger thanks for the massage it feels great !! And you said thats the driver youre using on my lower back?”

  • grahamslam89

    Marvin Lewis is clearly frustrated with Josh McDaniels after Cincy loses to Denver in week 1.

  • roshon2411

    Hi Buddy, so I'm looking for a couch to crash on…could I use yours?

  • threeyardbomb

    “Hey, do think she bought it when I told I was at your place last weekend?”

  • c_style

    “I guess I have no choice but to believe you when you say it wasn't you that told her, but if I EVER find out otherwise…”

  • nashvillebroncofan

    Hey Tiger, I called your wife. She told me how to beat you using only one club. Said it would drive you over the edge and leave you knocked out cold. Told me that my payday could be in the range of $5-80 Million.

  • denverfanindallas

    in the NFL i would get flagged for horse-collar, but Big Ben told me how to avoid penalties on and off the field…

  • Gary_in_SD

    Get a load of this babe comin at us with the microphone. Oh how I want to put it IN THE H…!