It’s Always Sunny in Denver… Week One

Anything less would be uncivilized. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

So here we stand Denver, backs against the walls, every critic in the world has predicted us to do absolutely nothing this year. As I often say to Kyle, “We’ve got them right where we want them,” because I don’t like expectations. I want three things in life: I want to be the best dressed, most charming and I want to be right. Well, I’ve been a huge success thus far and I’ve got a whole lot more life to live, miles away buddy.

So we lost a quarterback, we gained a team. Not a defense, but an offense, a defense and a special teams… Worth their weight in gold- no more cringing! Seriously…

“One must change one’s tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one’s superiority.” – Napoleon Bonaparte.

Got it? I don’t know if my mother was mean for this or not, but I’ve never had a drop of kool-aid in my life, never owned a pair of orange glasses, I really just call them like I see them and I’m going to go ahead and slam this flag into the ground right here… Because I’m feeling rather bullet proof and I cannot wait to see what Josh McDaniels has for the NFL. I love nothing more than watching a true freshman or a rookie just go out and beast (no Brandon Marshall). Whether he be Lebron James, a Kobe Bryant or an Adrian Peterson, we’ve got that man Denver. So rejoice.Don’t get me started on Knowshon Moreno.

Who wants some? Seriously... (THE DENVER POST | JOHN LEYBA)

So, we’ve got arguably the greatest defensive player in the NFL in Champ Bailey and we gave him, in my opinion, the best available Defensive Coordinator in Mike Nolan to tutor him. We’re not only going to run this town as Rihanna would say, we’re going to run this coast. That being the west. I’ve never eaten crow in my life, but I’ve heard rumors and it’s miserable! This is the thing about the Denver Broncos, I cannot even reference the team, because this isn’t the team that you saw last year. Hell, it’s not even the team you saw in the preseason. Look at that defense, they’re here to dominate.

So, let’s kick ass and take numbers, I cannot wait for the Cincinnati Bengals because it’s tee time and they’re screwed. As Brian Dawkins wraps the tape on his hands, I dare Esteban to go across the middle. I can’t wish harm on anybody, but Carson Palmer will check his knee several times this game unfortunately. Cedric Benson will wish that he was back on that boat and will even make the Bengals defense look better than they really are, before we kill them.

Let’s go Broncos, get fired up, it’s FINALLY Sunday! And I can’t wait!