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Published on 07/20/2009 at Mon Jul 20 13:05.
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Create-a-Caption – Kyle Orton Week Continues!

Posted Mon Jul 20th by

Bears OC Ron Turner, Devon Hester, and Kyle Orton in March 2009 (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)

Bears OC Ron Turner, WR Devon Hester, and Orton in March 2009 (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)

What, you didn’t think we were done, did you? Kyle Orton Week continues on BroncoTalk, busting open the space-time continuum and forming the LONGEST WEEK EVER. (In all seriousness we have a lot more content to deliver on KO that we couldn’t fit in due to time constraints.) For now, let’s caption another golden photo of the Neckbeard, this time from the end of his Chicago Bears Era. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Thursday’s winner after the jump.

Kyle Orton is thirsty (via Deadspin)

It's OK, I don't have diabetes! -roshon2411

Happy captioning!

  • Craig

    KO: So I hear we might trade for Jay Cutler.
    DH: Hey drunkass, that happened 3 months ago!
    RT: Yeah didn’t you get the memo?

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Hester: So Coach, what’re we gonna do about the offense this year?
    Turner: Ixnay, ixnay!

  • dean

    So, did your keys to get in, work this morning?

  • Scott Sidoryk

    Dude…Does this jersey make me look fat?

  • Mav_PM

    Hey guys, guess how many fingers I’m holding up, which is the number of recievers I can reliably throw to on this team.

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    KO: Man I wish i had a cool visor like that.

  • Mav_PM

    (continuation of my caption above)

    Orton: It’s less than 1…
    Hester: That’s cold man.
    Turner: Shut the hell up Kyle.

  • Mav_PM

    Orton and Turner demonstrate the difficulty in catching footballs with your hands behind your back. Hester remains skeptical.

  • Kevin Blakeley

    Damn I look good in orange, I should become a Bronco.

  • broncobobmeridian

    Hester: Damm Coach, I can see his hairy ass belly button through his jersey. We got to get rid of this guy!
    Coach: I’m working on it.

  • Waylon

    My mustache brings all the boys to the yard,
    and they’re like
    It’s better than yours…

  • broncoNM

    KO: “Ya man… Im serious! Me and pacman were at the scrip club and i was against the cop car like this…We were making it cloudy all night…It was crazy!”
    DH: “man, I know you were not with pacman that night and its called ‘making it rain’ Not ‘making it cloudy’…”
    RT: (thinking) “What the hell is a scrip club and why the hell is it raining there”

  • broncoNM

    i vote broncobobmeridian

  • DB

    KO: So coach whats the plan here?….
    RT: Kyle, there is a wonderful bench on the sidelines
    DH: yo man i need my stick em, these gloves aren’t cutting it

  • http://broncomadness.com Garrett Barnes

    Orton: Don’t look at me like that.
    Hester: You just threw your 3rd interception.
    Orton: Fine then just trade me.
    Orton: Coach Turner, why are you trying to avoid eye contact?

  • kerry

    Turner: god damn it Kyle Devin was wide open!

    DH: man Kyle i sure wish you could throw the ball further then 20 yards.

    Orton: aw gee shucks im sorry Devin. im just not that talented. trade me to Denver where ill all of a sudden become Peyton Manning because the Lemmings say im good.

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Josh Temple

    Whose idea was it to let the ghetto smurf start at wideout?

  • Boisebroncoguy

    So you’re saying I can put my hands behind my back, and no one will notice me scratching my own butt?

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Hester (inner monologue): It’s called the GUN show, not the GUT show. White boys cramping my style.

  • robtink242

    i know this is off topic but, after further research there is no way Kyle Orton should be below average QB not with the talent on this team. there’s a big upgrade at every position except at RB. DH isnt nowhere in Eddie Royal or Stokely shoes. matter a fact Brandon loyd better than him. so there no reason for us to be less than .500

  • http://vdtcabling.com Big V

    Hester: KO what are you doing?

    Orton: Shhhh, im hiding the ball behind my back!! They think theyre getting rid of me for Cuter? I’ll show them. I’m takin it with me!!! lets see Sugar Bear throw passes with no ball!! YEAH!!!

    Turner: Drop the ball you idiot!!

    Orton: Yes Sir!

  • http://vdtcabling.com Big V

    Waylon , that was funny !!! i cracked up

  • DHB

    DH: Hey coach, what do you think chunks is thinking about over there?
    RT: Probably throwing to a small elusive receiver …
    DH: Yeah?!
    RT:.. who catches the ball…
    DH: Oh…

  • buckeyebronc

    Orton: So what’s with the Punt, Pass and Kick competition?
    Hester: Should we tell him?
    Turner: What? That 10 year olds have stronger arms!

  • roshon2411

    New Denver Broncos Quarterback, Kyle Orton, showed up to Bears Practice today, and couldn’t figure out why everyone was ignoring him.

  • Broncoholic

    DH: Glad to see you two could make it to the gun show. No need to hide your girly arms just because you’re standing next to these bad boys.

  • Andpark

    Orton_

    “Oh so the Chicago deep dish pizza diet doesn’t work?”

  • Mark G

    Kyle(to himself): “Just copy coach and I should be in like flint…whats that? I’ve been traded? BIFF!!”

  • http://ttmt.com T-Money

    Devin can i touch you muscles?

  • Andpark

    Orton_

    “Hester for a WR you have 11 return TDs and only 5 receiving TDs. Why do you insist on only getting TDs when I don’t actually throw it to you?”

  • mike

    Turner: kyle how are we going to get u to stop throwing picks
    Orton: make them punt it to devin. It works. Just ask shanahan.

  • Estes2SD

    Orton “His hair kinda resembles my beard” “Strange?”

  • DC

    WOW J’vonne Parker put on some weight, he is weighing in at 6’4 338!

  • Roy

    Turner: ok Devin, your route is to run really really fast toward the end zone. Kyle just throw him the ball….wait a second you can’t throw that far….
    Orton: That’s fine, Hester can’t catch anyway. Are we done here? My bar just started serving.
    Hester: I’ll meet you there in 20.

  • Hansen

    Turner: Who were you throwing to?!
    Orton: Hester.
    Hester: I’m standing right next to you!!
    Orton: oh.

  • Broncoholic

    My votes: #11, #25, or #26

  • mr. me

    *Notice the guilty looks by all three…

    Lovie Smith: “Who farted?”

  • Jon Krause

    man i thought of a GREAT one yesterday away from the PC but i cant remember it now 4 the life of me! :(