Create-a-Caption – McBroncos Edition

Believe you me, I will be video tapping all of your practices now that I’m the head coach for the McBroncos.

Give me all your film on the Broncos. Now, mister!

McDaniels being the young pup he is, Belichick is still having to teach him some things..

“mouth… mouth.. yes thats right josh hun.. thats a mouth.. Good boy!!”

Pardon me Bill, but I think you dribbled some Orange Crush down you chin.

When I’m in Denver, guess who’s tail we are going to kick repeatedly, that’s right!

Pull my finger, Bill.

McDaniel: “Thats the offense on the field, right?”

Belichick: “No, thats the defense son, keep trying”

(Just before picture)

Bill: “So, who will you make defensive coordinator?”

I like Boisebroncoguy 1st quote!

See ya in the playoffs, fuckface!

lol danish

“E.T. Phone Bowlen…”

BB: “That’s my hoodie!”
JM: “and whatta YOU gonna do ’bout iy, huh?”

“If you call me Opie one more time!!!!!”

“Little Shanny huh….. you think that’s funny…..you’ll see how funny it is next season “camera Bill” – just remember…. I know how YOU do things….”

“Look Coach, get the log out of your own eye before you try to get the splinter outta mine, damn it, I’m outta here!”

JM- “Would YOU go to denver?”

BB- “Would I? Can I come?”

I was trying to think of one, but Zap- you get my vote.

LMAO!!!

bill : “so i’ve hired slowik and traded our front 7 to denver for a bag of footballs. Now what was that other piece of news you had”

josh – “and mr bowlen said i’m guaranteed to turn up in at least one south park episode next season.”

Hey Bill, smell my finger…that’s what MY new OC will have HIS nose in!

Seriously Bill, Cutler is twice the quarterback Brady is.

Spygate me Billy boy, and I’ll make you look as ridiculous as you do with that boog on your lip!

No Bill, who’s YOUR daddy now!

josh “can i come back? its cold and lonely up in the rockies. And some guy named kerry has already registered sackmcdaniels.com”

Josh “and right over there is where I’m building my $6.5 million, 30,000 sq ft house, i’ve heard every head coach has to have one.”

Don’t worry Bill, soon, T-Money will have at least 8 entries in the create-a-caption.

McDaniel- ” head of Broncos grounds staff, thats as good as i can do!”

Bellicheck- ”can i at least get my own parking space coach??”

When you wanted to tape the opposing teams I thought it was a little odd, but me and my wife? I have to draw the line somewhere!!

Josh McDaniels, performing his routine “Nose hair check” duty for Bill Belicheck.

You will NEVER see me cut the sleeves off of my new Broncos hoodie..

Dudes I’m know I’m an idiot…but what a McBronco?

I vote for “T’s” :

You will NEVER see me cut the sleeves off of my new Broncos hoodie

mikebirty- the first one killed me, love it. lol

sorry, it was the second one

Oh, now I am an idiot! McDaniels, Broncos hahahahaha

hehehehe NOT

I’m out of it — goodnight

I just took the Broncos job, you’re dead now Bill. DEAD!

Belichick: “I don’t know about your coaching, but I like you fashion sense Josh, just loose the ball cap and get one of these hair band thingys”

Bill!!! It’s negative 10 degrees out here… Go put your half sleeved sweatshirt on, NOW!!!!!

Ok Ryan M gets my vote!!!

Mike Birty you need to quit your day job and start commenting Create-A-Captions competively bro. You guys are hilarious. I’m drunk off Josh McDaniel’s Juice! wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Put it in your mouth Bill. Yeah, that’s right, just SUCK IT BILL!

Dude comment #37:
Thats good stuff. “one of these head band thingys”

What is that thing? That belichick headband has always cracked me up.

good work.

patrick- once kyle starts paying the winners slightly more than my current daily rate i’ll quit my day job faster than jeremy bates is typing his c.v.

“I’m younger, I’m smarter, and I look better in a hoodie. You’re going down old man!”

“Good luck getting Tom’s head out of Gisele’s a$$ and back into the game.”

Oh, yeah!!!, Well I’m getting Elway. Top that!!!!!

‘I’m warning you, Bill. If down the road I get a head coaching job somewhere and during my first press conference a reporter grills me on “spygate,” I’m coming back here to finish you. ‘

I came out here in a hoodie because you said that is what you were going to wear!!! Is this just your way of messing with the new guy?

Bill I’m serious. Look around you, men don’t wear headbands.

What’s going on here BILL..I found THEIR team playbook in YOUR office BILL.

I’ve told you for the last time, I call the plays on offense you just stand here in your little headband and puffy jacket and look pretty.

Bill, quit yelling down the sidelines at me and use your mic. Just press this little button and talk….

Cheating in the NFL…..So easy even a caveman can do it.

Denver1981 if mcdaniels wasnt in the pic that would be classic.

Hey bill, look it’s a bird it’s a plane, NO IT’S SUPER CUTLER!

Oh, by the way Bill, I’ll be needing those tapes we made of Denver’s practice.

Don’t you EVER take credit for his success without mentioning me again! He’s mine too. Tom’s like my own son.

and another thing bill, stop wearing your damn hoodies, my god it makes you look homeless

You can keep Moss……. I got BMarsh Sucka!

Pull my finger – I dare ya!

No more of that Joshy boy bull-crap Bill, from now on you can address me as Coach McGetoffmyD.

“Kraft just said you’re gay”

“Shanahan only beat you once…Oh, man”

I got your long snapper… BURN !!!!

i’m ONLY going to Denver if YOU can promise me that i can trade Jay for Matt! deal?

You were suppose to trade Cassell to me….not to pioli and my rival

Im telling you! I will distroy Denver’s franchise from day one so the Patriots will win the AFC.

Don’t worry I’ll take care of Cutler!

Don’t yell at me! I’ll be you 500 dollars that I can ruin the Broncos Franchise in a little of a weekend. Hell, I’ll put another hundy on my ability to piss off the entire fan base in one day!

You’re not the boss of me! I created myself! I’ll get my own team and take all your players!

You said I’d get an ALLOWANCE if I ever got a head coaching job, what ever happened to a man of your word?

Kyles 1st or Money’s last
some funny ones in there though

See Bill, this is what my tail will wag like when I’m a donkey.

Will you kiss it and make it better? please dady

JM: Can we work together and ruin the franchise in Denver? …I’ll be back Bill just wait Im going to trade they’re Pro-Bowl QB!

Bill, I bet i can make the broncos the next winless team before you win another superbowl.

McDaniels: Bill, I thought we had a deal! Now you pull out on me in the last minute and leave me hanging? What’s next?
Belichick: Someone get the Boston Herald on the phone…

I’ll take the Denver job, dismantle the team and make myself a laughing stock… you better pay up!

Great news! I just traded Cutler and saved 10 percent on my auto insurance. SO BITE ME BILLY

McD: I can’t believe you’d stand in between what Cassell and I have Bill! Have you ever tried to maintain a long distance relationship???? F**king C**k-block!

broncoholic has to win

You think you’re a bigger douche than me? Just you wait and see!

TELL U WHAT — I’LL SEND JAY AND U SEND ME MATT — OK ?????

” You told Pioli your trading Cassel to me in Denver right?”

I like the cut of your jib…. that’s why it was so hard to cut you…

“OH YEAH, I’ll give you Jay Cutler for Matt Cassel>”

Well I asked my mom who was the better QB for me and she told me Matt Cassel.

Thats my team on the other side line Bill.

Ok, I’ll go to Denver and get Cutler out of the way, then it’s smooth sailin’ to the Super Bowl!

Let me tell you one thing Bill… I SUCK!!!!!!!!

No I insists Bill as a new head coach let me treat you to dinner.

You were the one who told me to go to Denver and F#$% everything up.

i know you were young and messed up on your first coaching job i will learn also!!

Bill, I know that you are in Cutler’s camp, but I am seeing how Rivers is right in the feud. I am just not a big fan of Jay.

YOU! You are still dangerous, but you can be my Wingman anytime.

you better not cut the sleeves of my jacket like you do to all my sweatshirts.

before tom comes in the locker room practice on me

Can’t ya see it, it’s right there on the end of my finger, man it hurts!!!

JM *speaking through his teeth with anger* “you get back over there and tell Pat Bowlen that I AM allowed to be out past midnight!

If the league thinks you’re a genius and a jerk, wait until I get to Denver. I won’t be a genius.

look bill.
if you dont give me my way and let me trade Tom, i will leave this freakin team and go to one that will. SHUT UP!!!!!! i dont care if hes a pro bowler.

you told me that if i got rid of everyone good and picked a qb late in the draft i would be fine as a head coach… YOU PROMISED!! now everyone hates me..

was it you or Tom that told me people would like me if i wore receivers gloves? wow, that really backfired!

I will give you anything you want for Matt Cassell.

How ’bout a winner Kyle! Or like a top 10-20 and let us vote!

JM “Ha, you thought spygate was bad? Watch how bad I can f*ck up the broncos organization when i trade away their best players!”

“Don’t you even THINK for a minute, that your ego is bigger than mine!”