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1 SivNiz { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 10:36 })

I wonder if I can do that mind control thing that Darth Davis does?

2 danstall { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 10:37 })

I would like to take Al Davis and squash him like a bug.

3 danstall { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 10:38 })

Mike Shanahan is inside our head man, get him out of our head.

4 hercules rockefeller { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 10:48 })

New Raiders head coach John Goodman wishes he was back on the set of Roseanne.

5 Boisebroncoguy { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 10:51 })

For a guy to want to be the permanent new coach here, he would have to have this much air in his head.

6 Boisebroncoguy { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 10:52 })

Al’s ego is about this big and shaped like a watermelon.

7 Boisebroncoguy { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 11:00 })

How do you guys like my new hat?

8 Kyle { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 11:02 })

*Stares at a far-away bus*

“Haha, I squish the bus.”

9 E. Halsey Miles { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 11:15 })

“If my head were just a LITTLE bit bigger, I’d look like John Goodman.”

10 E. Halsey Miles { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 11:15 })

Kyle: Wow, a Kids in the Hall reference. People still remember that? =)

11 Brenton Metzler { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 11:30 })

“Accepting the head coaching job of the Oakland Raiders? What the hell was I thinking. God, IDIOT!!!!”

12 I Piss Excellence { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 11:53 })

Oakland Raiders coach Tom Cable (above) has decided to “up the ante” and instruct his players on the finer points of “spirit fingers” after reportedly being pleasantly surprised with his wide receivers’ use of “jazz hands” throughout the season.

13 AKscott { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 12:39 })

“I sat by JaMarcus at lunch today, and i swear to god he ate a burger THIS BIG!”

14 Gary { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 12:45 })

Raiders head coach Tom Cable shown here in this photo from last fall at his last job, teaching his players the fundamentals of football… “OK kids, this is how we put on our helmets.”

Raiders owner Al Davis was moved by the Raider shirt he saw on Cable in this photo and realized that a true fan who knew how to coach would do a great job for them.

15 East { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 12:45 })

“You know how screwed we are? This much!”

16 Linmoo { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 12:47 })

I got a headache this big, and it’s *screaming* for a new owner.

17 Boisebroncoguy { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 13:10 })

Yes it’s true, I do know the cheerleader Elway is engaged to.

18 GreasyQtip { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 13:24 })

5 dollar fooootlong

19 HogBlog { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 13:34 })

Hmmm…Jamarcus doesnt understand english so we ‘ll start “signing” the plays during the game. Ok Jamarcus, this means…’defense is closing fast, get rid of the damn ball”. Ok, you got it? Jesus H Christ, NO…it doesnt mean another Subway footlong you moron!!!!!!!!!!!

20 adgriff42 { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 14:49 })

Tom Cable…an inspiration to all special needs children

21 scotty { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 15:47 })

“Hold on guys, I’m receiving orders from the Mother ship.”

22 Mark { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 16:15 })

Don’t worry guys, I’ll just use my super telepathic mind control on ‘ol Mikey boy, and we will this game. Here goes…(grunting sounds)…..(craps his pants)…Uh-oh, I think I better call a time out.

23 T-Money { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 16:19 })

“Have you seen my dump truck?”

24 T-Money { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 16:20 })

If you grow hands this big, Javon… Then you’ll catch everything

25 Kyle { 11.20.08 at Thu Nov 20 23:56 })

There’s just so many things going on up in there, sometimes order the I up mess.

26 jchase8410 { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 02:12 })

So then I grabbed them like this and motorboated her until I passed out!

27 Boisebroncoguy { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 08:18 })

Come on guys, Norm from Cheers has a much bigger head than me.

28 DaveMoore { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 13:01 })

Suddenly the dual rumours of Al Davis’ shabby old Raiders coat being a fully operational invisibility cloak and every Raiders coach having their head up Al’s ass were brutally confirmed.

29 DaveMoore { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 13:03 })

I wish Al would disconnect these damn wires!

30 Mark { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 13:36 })

Holy freaking crap! This job makes my head want to explode!!! I’m moving back into the van down by the river!

31 Garrett Barnes { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 17:31 })

Peace Tom. Peace.

32 Jon { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 20:38 })

HUUUUUMMMMMM,HUUMMMMMM,
Ummm, Al, you sure this works?

33 broncobobmeridian { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 21:03 })

I cant stand it any more. I keep hearing this little voices in my head……
Tom, can I see you in my office, and don’t forget your belongings.

34 broncobobmeridian { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 21:06 })

Damn, it used to be when Al fired you, he would screw you out of your pay. Now he wont pay me if we lose.

35 BroncosFan24 { 11.21.08 at Fri Nov 21 22:38 })

“AL told me I had to find a way to beat the Broncos this weekend even if i had to stay up all night. But if i stayed up all night thinking of a way to beat the Broncos my head would swell to this size cause we all know it wont happen!”

36 mikebirty { 11.22.08 at Sat Nov 22 00:34 })

And then Arthur Patrelli put his hands on Hiro’s head like this and now Hiro thinks he’s ten. Man I love that show.

37 mikebirty { 11.22.08 at Sat Nov 22 00:38 })

Oh no, Al wants to see me in his office and I need to bring my playbook

38 mikebirty { 11.22.08 at Sat Nov 22 00:39 })

ever since he signed that contract Javon Walker’s head has been this big.

39 M-High Marauder { 11.22.08 at Sat Nov 22 03:44 })

This just in…. In order to better communicate play calls, Tom Cable has started using gang signs so the Oakland players could understand better.

40 broncobobmeridian { 11.22.08 at Sat Nov 22 09:32 })

Here Coach Cable is showing his players step by step moves on what to do when law enforcement says,” Get out of the car and put your hands behind your head.”

41 AcDrago { 11.23.08 at Sun Nov 23 00:15 })

Al Davis is driving me nuts…What possess me to take this freakin job?

42 Blow me { 11.23.08 at Sun Nov 23 17:17 })

Broncos suck it up again

43 MNFAN { 11.24.08 at Mon Nov 24 14:10 })

Really guys my head used to be this big till I took the Raiders job.

44 Mark { 11.29.08 at Sat Nov 29 22:24 })

No seriously, Mikey laid a turd this big in our first match up as head coaches!

45 RHansen { 12.01.08 at Mon Dec 01 10:59 })

….and then Al put his butt right here!

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