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Published on 10/29/2008 at Wed Oct 29 13:27.
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Create-a-Caption for Wed. Oct. 29

Posted Wed Oct 29th by

Mike Shanahan looks at his playbook (Getty Images)
Mike Shanahan (Getty Images)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Yesterday’s winner – Awesome Austin:

Herm Edwards and Brett Favre (Getty Images)
Hey Brett if you come play for us next year I guarantee we will win at least 3 games…and if you shake my hand the you agree to come play for me….ahhhh too late you shook sucker!

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

  • http://broncomadness.com Garrett Barnes

    *Looks at playbook and gets a weird look at a strange* “Okay who’s the wise guy? Andre Fumble? Really?”

  • MNFAN

    One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Okay now I remember blue is for 1st down, green is for 2nd down, pink is for 3rd down and yellow means punt. TOO MUCH YELLOW.

  • I Piss Excellence

    Damn it, we need a play to answer the defense giving up a hundred yards to a third string running back in the first half. Think, Shanahan, think! Tight End screen to Daniel Graham? No – it’s not 3rd & 15 yet. I’ve got it – desperation heave to a triple-covered Eddie Royal.

  • MNFAN

    I need chapter and verse where does it say the last defense will become first and the first defense last after the bye?

  • RyPy

    It says here: 1 shot in the morning , 1 at halftime! Why the hell does Jay still look so sleepy!!!

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Now I need to memorize my lines for the halftime interview:
    1) To be honest with you………………….
    2) Guys have to step up…………………..
    3) Anytime you turn the ball over 3 times…………..
    4) Our defense is playing hard, that’s what you want…………..
    Ok, I’m ready.

  • MNFAN

    See Denver rus, see Denver fumble, see Denver pass , see Denver get intercepted, see Denver play defense, see Denver miss tackles. Gee I hate hooked on phonics.

  • Brenton Metzler

    Who the hell handed me the defensive play book, what do you not understand about the title, “Offensive Genious”? Seriously guys.

  • Negro Ned

    no no no no chicken on tuesday, beef on wednesday, they never get the menu right!

  • kerry

    maybe this is the manual that shows me how to be a head coach and not let my ego run this football team.

  • flbronc

    Coach Shannahan vigorously reads ‘How to Draft a Winning Defense’ .

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com Jon Krause

    “Okay ummm, how about – no, Joey Porter.
    Selvin is out so we can do a draw Andre – What am I thinking? No way.
    Quick slant, Marshall can hold on – won’t work he fumbles every time.
    Eddie – no him too.
    Got it! Michael Pittman sweep – but wait if he scores our ‘D’ will have to get in the game.
    I miss Gary [Kubiak]”

  • GreasyQtip

    Photo courtesy of Belichek Images Inc.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Mike Shanahan mulls over Dewayne Robertson’s daily diet plan.

  • http://merlinofchaos.livejournal.com E. Halsey Miles

    “Hey it says here that Obama is up in the Colorado polls how–OH a play a play how about blackbird charlie left strike 3. Sorry about that.”

  • http://danstallbaum.com danstall

    “To be or not to be, that is the question” My defense must answer.

  • Broncoholic

    Here’s my list of available D-Coordinators. Let’s see, who’s going to be my next fall guy?

  • rhansen

    Hmmm, I could have sworn I had a defensive play listed here but I guess not. Oh well.

  • dee

    “Where is Big Al’s phone number??, I had it right here beside John Lynch’s and Alex Gibbs”

  • http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com hercules rockefeller

    Man, look at all of this good stuff on here. Why did I hand it over to a 30 year old again?

  • Kawike

    A petition to fire the defense?

  • kerry

    a petition demanding my resignation? no way! im King Shanahan. lord of the land. pay homage to my inability to properly build a football team!! man this book isnt even near as think as my Ego.

  • AKscott

    “Defense for Dummies, by Ted Cotrell.. no wonder this hasnt been working!”

  • Awesome, Austin

    Sweet they just added another session of tanning on Saturday, that way I can get good and crispy looking for the camera close ups when we fumble the ball.

  • Awesome, Austin

    Coach finally gives in and looks at Obama’s book for answers on how to lead the team and only finds out that he should be ashamed of himself for being white.

  • M-High Marauder

    OK, why is the Oklahoma drill on here?

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la……………

  • Linmoo

    Let’s see here….where did I put that 4 and 20 play call? Oh right, it’s under the “FUBAR Defense” heading.

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    dear mike,
    over the past few months you’ve made some comments that have undermined the players, coaches and staff of this great team therefore i’m firing you even though you don’t work for me.
    Love Al Davis.

  • http://Broncotalk Chris Parker

    TO WHOM IT CONCERNS: THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DEFENSE ARE IN CHINESE.

  • T-Money

    Hey Jay… Jay… I need a 7 letter word that sounds like ‘common sense’…

    Jay: “did you try offense?”

    mike: ” yeah. it doesn’t work.”

    Jay: ” I don’t know coach. That one is tricky”

  • T-Money

    Damn. He knows where i get my plays…

    turn off the xbox

  • MNFAN

    Yes I have the plans right here…..Thats right 11 restrooms and 3 kitchens for when the guys come over…..NO the defense will be outside with the Smokey Joe and construction portapotty…..I don’t know let me check..We’re behind..bring another portapotty and smoker.

  • Bronkey

    Man, look at all of these. I thought the Create-a-Caption winner’s were supposed to be funny.