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Posted Thu Oct 9th by Kyle

Kern and Prater celebrate (Reuters photo)

Brett Kern and Matt Prater celebrate (Reuters photo)

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Yesterday’s winner - Mark:

Jacksonville Jaguars QB David Garrard (Getty Images)

Garrad raises his hand: “Yes coach, I too, was offended by the Bronco fans yesterday. I tried to get a good night sleep, but I couldn’t help but think about poor ‘ol Henry. Poor guy, thats not ‘PC’.”

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28 comments

1 Boisebroncoguy { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 10:33 }): Woo-hoo! Together we are the equivalent of one Brandon Marshall!
2 E. Halsey Miles { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 10:56 }): And that kick, it cleared the goal posts by THIS MUCH.
3 Arden { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 11:19 }): Worst…tag team…EVER!
4 Jon Krause { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 11:40 }): Matt Pratter: “hey, hey, look I know it’s #5, but that’s close enough, don’t I look like Brett Farve??”
Kern: “Oh no I can do better, look I’m Jason Elam!”
5 Cutty { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 11:52 }): Matthew “Nixon’ Prater proclaims that he is not a crooked kicker.
6 Boisebroncoguy { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 12:37 }): You mean we get free cheerleader calendars?! SWEEET!!
7 Linmoo { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 13:18 }): Kern simulates crowd noise while Prater does his best KISS impression:
“Thank you, Denver! Drive safe! Good Night!”
8 Boisebroncoguy { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 13:23 }): Coach O’brien is embarrassed as his kickers make a sorry attempt at the two man wave.
9 mauibroncofan { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 13:26 }): One of these days this will be for the alltime record!
10 mikebirty { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 13:50 }): And that’s a 28 point lead. Not even our defense could throw this one away.
11 mikebirty { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 13:51 }): I made it! That’s another week where they’ll still call me Pray-ter rather than Prat-ter.
12 Danish Denver-fan! { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 14:23 }): Kern: Yessss!!! I was such a big part of that 56 yard field goal!
13 jbce2008 { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 14:59 }): HOLDERS and KICKERS, Players aren’t allowed to date them either….
14 SivNiz { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 16:08 }): Hey wheres the the watch and wedding ring?
15 Jaiu { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 16:49 }): (Ala Will Ferrell & Cheri Oteri’s cheerleader skits on SNL)

Kern: “Who dat hittin50 yarders!?!”
Prater: “It’s me! It’s me!”
16 Awesome, Austin { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 17:21 }): “yeaaa we are the winner’s of the shortest man contest”
17 You know me { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 18:22 }): Denver need’s to trade for Plaxico Burress scince he’s making them angry.
18 Broncobobmeridian { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 18:24 }): Yeah, “We Did It” We made through another game without getting our uniforms dirty. ” No need to wash these bad boys!”
19 Jason { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 18:33 }): Kern: “WHOOH! You rule dude!”
20 wbross57 { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 19:40 }): wooooooooooo…did you see the line that henry just did?

yea, it was this long
21 Ben { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 21:01 }): Kern: “Wow Prater I wish i could kick as far as you!”
Prater: “I’m number 1, im number 1!”
22 dersh72 { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 21:39 }): Tap shoes buy one get one free WOOHOO!!!
23 dersh72 { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 21:39 }): Papa Smurf Lives!!!
24 brian { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 21:42 }): i told you would happen if you pulled my finger
25 Awesome, Austin { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 21:53 }): I don’t know what you got in your pants but mine is this long!
26 Garrett Barnes { 10.09.08 at Thu Oct 09 22:06 }): Prater does his best Richard Nixon impression. Bret Kern likes it.
27 flbronc { 10.10.08 at Fri Oct 10 06:57 }): If we stand really close to each other, someone might think we’re bmarsh and actually ask us for an autograph.
28 Kyle { 10.10.08 at Fri Oct 10 08:11 }): YMCA - ur doin it wrong

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Posted Thu Oct 9th by Kyle