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Published on 10/20/2008 at Mon Oct 20 07:35.
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Create-a-Caption for Mon. Oct. 20

Posted Mon Oct 20th by

Philip Rivers (Getty Images)
Philip Rivers (Getty Images)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Yesterday’s winner – mikebirty:

Jay Cutler fumble (Getty Images)
This week I’m going to tell everyone that Phil Rivers is a donkey’s ass, say I’m better than Elway and then go on to proclaim myself bigger than Jebus. Ball! OH **** where’s the ball.

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

  • LorDog

    Riverdance!
    “Step together, step…Step together, step”

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com Jon Krause

    “Toach, did you see Dat! Me dained tree wards!”

    “[Coach, did you see that, I gained three yards]”
    Philip’s Mom sent him to speach school, but he never really got it…

  • Boisebroncoguy

    This was a great idea to do aerobics with the ball before each game. Now if I just had my leotard and leg warmers.

  • I Piss Excellence

    “I didn’t come here to cause no trouble,
    I just came to do the Douchebag Shuffle.”

  • BrianBroncosFan

    Mommy…NO…Daddy said I could take the Porsche…I am taking Sophie to the country club for cosmos….please??

  • bcfunk

    Rivers is upset that he didn’t throw the ball to himself. “Dude, I was wide open! WTF?”

  • Kurt

    I want my blanky!

  • flbronc

    roid rage is so much fun… it makes me look class too. i’m so happy shawn left those pills in his locker.

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    “Argh! Help! They’re coming for me! Please someone stop them, i’m too pretty to get hurt” Philip Rivers pleads for help as the Chargers are struggling against the Oscoda Area High School football team.

  • STRETCH

    ah, come-on mom, 5 more minutes please, i’m not done playing with my friends

  • Jim

    Rivers reacts to the news that yet again Ed Hochuli is going to call the Chargers game.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    But all the “experts” picked us to go to the Super Bowl!”

  • Jim

    Rivers’ suffered a season ending injury when he was sacked by the entire Saints defense when Rivers called his own number and stood there yelling ” I am better than Brees!!!!”

  • Jim

    Rivers realizes the Chargers suck, and informs the NFL he is taking his ball and going home……

  • http://denverbroncosnewsbyjon.blogspot.com Jon Krause

    “Toach! I neber eber gonna pay! If you won’t give me pack my babaloons!”

    Translated:
    [Coach, I will not play any more if you don’t give my back my balloons.]

  • Boisebroncoguy

    I’m a maniac………..maniac……

  • Boisebroncoguy

    YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN PHYLLIS IS IN THE CREATE-A-CAPTION!!

  • Brenton Metzler

    With three seconds left and down by 43 points, Rivers had no choice but to try and fly away in shame.

  • Kevin Brehm

    Which way did they go? Which way did they go?

  • dbroncos

    Kevin, nice Bugs Bunny reference. I say that has to take anything else.

  • T-Money

    …but coach, Jerry springer is on…

  • T-Money

    Screw you guys…i’m going home

  • Gary

    (In his best 3 year old voice) “But coach, I don’t wanna go to London. I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna!!! Cuz, I don’t wanna hear the Brees comparisons anymore. Plus, Cutler might be watching!”

  • broncobobmeridian

    Doesn’t anybody LUV me…..PLEASE, I just need a hug, a Big Hug!
    Please anybody…..

  • Roy

    What!? You didn’t call it a fumble when Cutler did it!

  • robtink242

    i wish eli was here

  • jchase8410

    Phyllis Rivers exclaims,”COME ON!! I only threw it 8 feet behind you!! Help me out, I can’t do everything!”

  • T-Money

    In an addition to Jchase8410… Gates “the ball is still in you hand numb nuts”

  • Kawike

    But I don’t wanna go to bed!

  • http://broncoszone.blogspot.com Jon Krause

    “Paris LONDON!?? Why doesn’t anybody tell me it was London!”

  • Dakota Fan

    Hey Cutler! I got my butt handed to me by the Bills this week!! Whaddya gonna do to top it? HUH? HUH??

  • http://www.chargers.com broncobuster

    picture taken in dec.
    “what cutler? did you actually think you were good enough to make the playoffs? sorry we are here and you’re not, maybe if your arm was as strong as elways…..”

  • http://www.chargers.com broncobuster

    ahhh….. sweet victory.