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Published on 10/29/2008 at Wed Oct 29 13:27.
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Create-a-Caption for Wed. Oct. 29

Posted Wed Oct 29th by Kyle

Mike Shanahan looks at his playbook (Getty Images)
Mike Shanahan (Getty Images)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Yesterday’s winner – Awesome Austin:

Herm Edwards and Brett Favre (Getty Images)
Hey Brett if you come play for us next year I guarantee we will win at least 3 games…and if you shake my hand the you agree to come play for me….ahhhh too late you shook sucker!

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

  • Bronkey
    Man, look at all of these. I thought the Create-a-Caption winner's were supposed to be funny.
  • MNFAN
    Yes I have the plans right here.....Thats right 11 restrooms and 3 kitchens for when the guys come over.....NO the defense will be outside with the Smokey Joe and construction portapotty.....I don't know let me check..We're behind..bring another portapotty and smoker.
  • T-Money
    Damn. He knows where i get my plays...

    turn off the xbox
  • T-Money
    Hey Jay... Jay... I need a 7 letter word that sounds like 'common sense'...

    Jay: "did you try offense?"

    mike: " yeah. it doesn't work."

    Jay: " I don't know coach. That one is tricky"
  • Chris Parker
    TO WHOM IT CONCERNS: THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DEFENSE ARE IN CHINESE.
  • dear mike,
    over the past few months you've made some comments that have undermined the players, coaches and staff of this great team therefore i'm firing you even though you don't work for me.
    Love Al Davis.
  • Linmoo
    Let's see here....where did I put that 4 and 20 play call? Oh right, it's under the "FUBAR Defense" heading.
  • Boisebroncoguy
    Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la...............
  • M-High Marauder
    OK, why is the Oklahoma drill on here?
  • Awesome, Austin
    Coach finally gives in and looks at Obama's book for answers on how to lead the team and only finds out that he should be ashamed of himself for being white.
  • Awesome, Austin
    Sweet they just added another session of tanning on Saturday, that way I can get good and crispy looking for the camera close ups when we fumble the ball.
  • AKscott
    "Defense for Dummies, by Ted Cotrell.. no wonder this hasnt been working!"
  • kerry
    a petition demanding my resignation? no way! im King Shanahan. lord of the land. pay homage to my inability to properly build a football team!! man this book isnt even near as think as my Ego.
  • Kawike
    A petition to fire the defense?
  • Man, look at all of this good stuff on here. Why did I hand it over to a 30 year old again?
  • dee
    "Where is Big Al's phone number??, I had it right here beside John Lynch's and Alex Gibbs"
  • rhansen
    Hmmm, I could have sworn I had a defensive play listed here but I guess not. Oh well.
  • Broncoholic
    Here's my list of available D-Coordinators. Let's see, who's going to be my next fall guy?
  • "To be or not to be, that is the question" My defense must answer.
  • "Hey it says here that Obama is up in the Colorado polls how--OH a play a play how about blackbird charlie left strike 3. Sorry about that."
  • Mike Shanahan mulls over Dewayne Robertson's daily diet plan.
  • GreasyQtip
    Photo courtesy of Belichek Images Inc.
  • "Okay ummm, how about - no, Joey Porter.
    Selvin is out so we can do a draw Andre - What am I thinking? No way.
    Quick slant, Marshall can hold on - won't work he fumbles every time.
    Eddie - no him too.
    Got it! Michael Pittman sweep - but wait if he scores our 'D' will have to get in the game.
    I miss Gary [Kubiak]"
  • flbronc
    Coach Shannahan vigorously reads 'How to Draft a Winning Defense' .
  • kerry
    maybe this is the manual that shows me how to be a head coach and not let my ego run this football team.
  • Negro Ned
    no no no no chicken on tuesday, beef on wednesday, they never get the menu right!
  • Brenton Metzler
    Who the hell handed me the defensive play book, what do you not understand about the title, "Offensive Genious"? Seriously guys.
  • MNFAN
    See Denver rus, see Denver fumble, see Denver pass , see Denver get intercepted, see Denver play defense, see Denver miss tackles. Gee I hate hooked on phonics.
  • Boisebroncoguy
    Now I need to memorize my lines for the halftime interview:
    1) To be honest with you......................
    2) Guys have to step up.......................
    3) Anytime you turn the ball over 3 times..............
    4) Our defense is playing hard, that's what you want..............
    Ok, I'm ready.
  • RyPy
    It says here: 1 shot in the morning , 1 at halftime! Why the hell does Jay still look so sleepy!!!
  • MNFAN
    I need chapter and verse where does it say the last defense will become first and the first defense last after the bye?
  • I Piss Excellence
    Damn it, we need a play to answer the defense giving up a hundred yards to a third string running back in the first half. Think, Shanahan, think! Tight End screen to Daniel Graham? No - it's not 3rd & 15 yet. I've got it - desperation heave to a triple-covered Eddie Royal.
  • MNFAN
    One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Okay now I remember blue is for 1st down, green is for 2nd down, pink is for 3rd down and yellow means punt. TOO MUCH YELLOW.
  • *Looks at playbook and gets a weird look at a strange* "Okay who's the wise guy? Andre Fumble? Really?"
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