Posted Wed Sep 3rd by Kyle
Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.
Yesterday’s winner - mikebirty:

“Let me see if I can get my hand in your pocket, find your wallet and get a ‘donation’ to the Darrent Williams Teen Center.”
Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

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36 comments
This little piggy went to market……………This little piggy stayed home……….
The rabbit ears go like this and then goes through the hole. Good Job
Tomas… Why is there a Peanut Butter and Jelly in you helmet?
How’s the hangnail Tom? You gonna be ready this week?
Does this massage come with a happy ending?
Hmmmmm……this foot looks like it was stepped on by some Giants.
“Yep yep yep…I must have sprained it with Gisele last night…you know, Gisele, my girlfriend…the model…the LINGERIE model…God, it must suck to be common.”
One bent over, one in front of me on his knees - Whats a boy to do???
“I call it Blue Steel”
Here’s your toe, right here in your helmet!
Nice one Arden, if that doesnt win i dont know what will.
“Wasn’t John Lynch out here last week?”
I’ved laughed loudly at about 5 or 6 of these today… wow, this is going to be hard to find a winner…
I need to install a comments rating system asap so people can help me choose.
The winner has to be MIAbronco - he has just spotted the camera, when he puts on his Zoolander face.
“I AM SKELETOR! Weak at the knees? I told you guys that you couldn’t handle my evil villain impression. What’s that? You could barely stand being around me anyway? My aura will do that.
I have to stand like this to support my massive ego.
tom: “while you’re down there….”
Physio: “what is it with you nfl quarterbacks? This is exactly why i left the chargers.”
kyle, any chance of publishing a league table of who’s won the most captions?
Ok Tom… I almost have this new listening device finished. You should now be able to hear the opposing teams coaches directly in your helmet.
Just give a cool pose tom… I’m trying to be on Create a Caption on Broncotalk.net… It’s my favorite website
just a couple more screws to tighten and the camera should be all set to go…now our coaches can see what you’re seeing
My two favorite positions, which to choose first?
“Wait a minute…is that…yup…I just sharted.”
OK, that’s good … I like it. Now, tell me you want it with a Brazilian accent.
Good morning, Tom, I’ll be your fluffer today!
Brady says “Hey camera dude, Giselle aint got nothin on me! Who’s posing now baby? Everybody, let’s Vogue”
‘I can’t fit any more padding in here, maybe you should just sit out the next Giant’s game.’
props to Seth
“Oooooo you painted them red and blue! Very Perrrdy…..”
Make sure that Camera is all the way hidden!!!lmao..practice makes perfect!!!
Ohhhh, what’s that smell? Is that your butt?
Would you please stop pouting Tom? I don’t see any spiders in there
Make sure you hold up the helmet, I have to piss!
Billlll!!! That a-hole crapped in my helmet again!
C’mon Tom, don’t be shy. Go mount him so we can you loosened up.
**Whispering**: Hey Tom… I think there’s a camera in here!
(Gangsta-Tom:) Imonna stand here and look all tuff, ( Childish-Tom:) while the nice man has a lok at my pinky-toe!
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